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Blake steals one of Seon's fake ID's, so he may live under the alias of "Hector Juan Hernandez".

He also begins referring to himself in the third person all the time.
 
Sean will run to the computers as fast as his unused legs will allow, praying to everything that they are still working. He also copies Blake's new habit of referring to himself in third person.
 
After awakening from deep hibernation, I serch for the closest bathroom with an urgent need to pee.
 
Ight. Ill update either this afternoon or tonight.
 
I find a giant robotic battle suite on my way to the bathroom, I disasemble it to make pipe bombs.
 
That is the most stupid plan I've ever heard! If you're going to find a robotic combat suit, wouldn't you want to wear it?

No, it's the most brilliant plan I've ever seen! He would now permanantly have access to secret weapons made of the element Surprise!
 
Reality in this game is crumbling quickly... :) do yal wana just turn it into strait roll to dodge madness? Otherwise no mecha pipe bombs for you mad
 
Reality in this game is crumbling quickly... :) do yal wana just turn it into strait roll to dodge madness? Otherwise no mecha pipe bombs for you mad

Remember to still have a...err...slight sense of reality even in the swirling madness that is Roll to Dodge.
 
I actually wanted something realistic for a change. I guess Seon trying to kill me just for being a recorder and Mad Man trying to build pipe bombs from a mecha suit disagrees with me, however.
 
I check for my hacking and fixing equipment inside a skin-tight pouch while heading or the electronics.
 
I look for Pen and paper to record our various actions.

Pettigrew checks his pockets and finds two pens, a large notepad, and a speeding ticket.. You begin to chronicle the events, starting with the fact that no one has said a word.

Choke Omega to death with the invisible string to eliminate witness.

Sion jumps onto Pettigrew, wrapping an extremely tiny nano-fiber cord around his neck. For someone who weighs less than 100 lbs, you are surprisingly strong. Or perhaps Yvette is incredibly weak.
I retrieve the items.

You retrieve the items, giggling while you watch Pettigrew suffocate.

Blake steals one of Seon's fake ID's, so he may live under the alias of "Hector Juan Hernandez".

He also begins referring to himself in the third person all the time.

As Blake picks the ID out of Sions pocket, Sion notices, and attempts to gorge your eyes out. You back away, and Pettigrew uses this distraction to break free. However, his neck is damaged and he will not be able to talk for at least 3 days.
Sean will run to the computers as fast as his unused legs will allow, praying to everything that they are still working. He also copies Blake's new habit of referring to himself in third person.
Sean soon finds that the computers are completely rusted and unusable. (Sorry, you rolled a one).
After awakening from deep hibernation, I serch for the closest bathroom with an urgent need to pee.
You cant find the bathroom, and youre too polite to squat in front of all these men. However, you have a hunch that the bathroom might be hiding behind the vault door.
I try to get to the pool of water.
You reach the water, and fall in. The water is cold. Very very cold. You quickly get out, but you're now soaking wet.
The Jerkinator puts on the latex lab coat and the spandex thong
Your thong breaks. Poor Mrs. Buttsbanger, who happened to be looking your way, has gone temporarily blind. You are also now very cold.
I check for my hacking and fixing equipment inside a skin-tight pouch while heading or the electronics.
You find it. I know nothing about hacking, but you have anything you need that would fit in a 6"x3"x1" pouch.
 
Sprint towards the vault door, open it, escape, and run to the secuirty booth while laughing like a madman.
 
Just so you know, I have duct tape, electrical playdough (for wiring), two encryptorons and decryptorons, an assessor (a private screen), an few emergency bootup USB, some random parts that I don't remember. Oh, and a mini-nuclear battery that cannot be exploded. (or just a good Lithuanium) as well as some other essentials. Most of the heavy duty stuff was in my duffel bag. A few random pieces of bubblegum

The screens are flex screens :D.

I run over to the computer and try to activating it with some skills while chewing on a piece of bubblegum.

Special bootup skills: supercharge battery into electrical playdough wire that I will make, then jam it into a emergency bootup USB while I stab it into the hole. The power will activate the program and ripoff any rust.

Also, "thanks for ruining the computers, smartass." Pettygrew starts writing the crap down. (lol wat? that is not hit by the filter?)
 
Sean stares in horror at the rusted carcasses of the computers. Uncontrollably, he starts bawling and pukes on the floor.
 
I open the vault and to my surprise there was a giant rack of guns and the rotted out corpse of Chad Kroeger. Since I never had the opportunity to kill him when he was alive, I decided to use his skull as a commode and then grabbed a Winchester rifle and two PPK's from the rack and headed towards the live wires.
 
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