Post your Civ III haiku here!

[Raijer]

The sweetest vision
would be deep tank treads cutting
through Persopolis

 

[CivCube]

My Cleopatra
I chuckle as I nuke ya
Peaceful wins be damned

 

[jm chen]

While once addicted,
I have, at last, broken free --
crap. Conquests is here.

 

[Raijer]

Originally posted by CivCube
My Cleopatra
I chuckle as I nuke ya
Peaceful wins be damned

Xerxe's immortals
strike fear, until the chump has
used up his iron

 

[Oldenbarnevelt]

To give this wonderful thread a bump, I knocked together my own haiku:

Aztec lives near Celt
Chinese and French are neighbours
A parallel world?

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[Oldenbarnevelt]

When you list the file names in the .../CIV3PTW/Sounds/Ambience
Sfx folder in haiku form, you get:

Cricket, eagle, hawk,
meadowlark and oriole,
skylark, wolf, woodlark

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[jm chen]

A Monarch player
Drank to excess Saturday --
Sunday, played Warlord.

 

[IglooDame]

Our words are backed up
With nuclear weaponry
Genghis vaporized

 

[IglooDame]

More workers needed
Who shall feel my next attack
France is looking weak

 

[jm chen]

That temple wonder
Takes too long to build, dammit
Statue of Zeus, please.

 

[theorykid]

In life I love peace
But things go bad in civ 3
when I get nukes.