Post your Civ III haiku here!

[Sayounara]

sry i can't think Civ3 because i still can't play it. Maybe sometime in January.

 

[JollyRoger]

Cowboys defense - spears
The Eagles offense has tanks
We know who will win

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Jolly Roger- if you
looking for a Cowboys win
set game to Chieftain!


Ancient Enemies
the Cowboys and the Eagles
Guess who just got nukes?!

 

[ajkcdad]

Golden Ages for
Dallas and Philly Fans But
Never for Cardinals

Watching Cardinals Play
Is like Civ 3 warrior
versus elite tank

owner thinks that the
building of colosseum
will upgrade units

but the warrior
as everyone here now knows
becomes the swordsman

and as fanatics
in Cincinnati have learned
tank beats swordsman too

 

[Sayounara]

Color problems
Do you like it loud?
HE-HE yAH YAH YAH

Civ three sounds
Nanana nanana bong...
The goo-ol galley

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

gonzo, consider
banning off topic posters
not closing the thread!

civ3 as football
in haikus- now that is the
question of the day

you mustn't forget
those Jaguar warriors
...also obsolete!

 

[Chieftess]

Jaguar Warriors
They make good, cheap sword upgrades
Try it more often!

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

swordsmen? guerillas?
or midevil infantry?
they make nice roadblocks...

if it doesn't up-
grade to infantry or knights
it isn't worth it!

 

[Chieftess]

The Medeval Infs.
are highly underrated
They're better than 'bows.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

I don't use bowmen
either- in fact there are just
five good unit types:

settlers, and workers
defenders and bombarders
and the mobile attack...

I forgot the one
necessary naval piece
the lowly transport!

 

[Chieftess]

Resourceless units
are also great in tight spots
Go try it sometime

India's UU
for example, resource-less
Well timed Golden Age

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

No question Chieftess
The elephant is the best
(upgrade:cavalry )

 

[Grey Fox]

Or Japanese Samurai
are great, no horses needed
Mil plus Rel feel swell!

 

[Sayounara]

Civilization
If I had another
Chance, I Would

not have vacuumed the motherboard!

 

[Chieftess]

Doesn't it seem strange?
Elephants to cavalry?
That's some huge horsie!

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Elephants to cav-
I wish that I could go on
that kind of diet!

 

[Chieftess]

I notice Sultan
Barghash always replies to
me. I wonder why.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Maybe its because
Sultan Bhargash is in love
with your avatar!

 

[Sayounara]

And when an-when
The nations join....calm down
Sultan Bhargash

U.S. cannot con-
pare with the freedom in Hong
Kong... bo bo de? Hai!

The Music Theory
When it is worthless
Do accept such

Tokyo Market
Capitalization, $three
Poin-five trillion

Sultan Bhargash
That's a face of lo-
ve, not lust

for avaters!

 

[Chieftess]

Too large for haikus...
certain Aztec city names
Like Tenochtitlan...