Rowan
Warlord
Tis is a joke for Aussies.........
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Put Childrens' jokes here!
- Thread starter ainwood
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Q.) How do you make a dog go "meow"?
A.) Put it in a freezer for two days, take it out and put it through a band-saw..... "meeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwww"
Q.) How do you make a cat woof?
A.) Douse it in petrol then throw a match at it.... "Woof"
A.) Put it in a freezer for two days, take it out and put it through a band-saw..... "meeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwww"
Q.) How do you make a cat woof?
A.) Douse it in petrol then throw a match at it.... "Woof"
Whiskey Priest
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Q) What is Brown and Sticky?
A) A Stick.
A) A Stick.
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
Here's a special kid's joke for the World Cup:
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?
Gracias!
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?
Gracias!
starlifter
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One of my favorite jokes as a kid:
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter, he wouldn't come anyway!
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter, he wouldn't come anyway!
Kev
Hired Goon
Q: If you're American in the kitchen and Asian in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom?
A: European (you're a peein')
Get it?
Hey, it's a kid's joke forum and kids love to say stuff like that...
A: European (you're a peein')
Get it?
Hey, it's a kid's joke forum and kids love to say stuff like that...
starlifter
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note: jokes change over time, and this one is 30 years old, so some migh not get it or find it really fully if they do... but kids used to like it amongst each other .....
Q: What has a thousand legs and can't walk?
A: Jerry's Kids.
The answer is in relation to the annual Jerry Lewis Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy, which is a crippling disease. but at least it's clean!
.....Q: What has a thousand legs and can't walk?
A: Jerry's Kids.
The answer is in relation to the annual Jerry Lewis Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy, which is a crippling disease. but at least it's clean!
Switch625
I don't care.
One more "cross the road" joke.
Q: Why did the chicken stop halfway across the road?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the chicken stop halfway across the road?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Originally posted by starlifter
note: jokes change over time, and this one is 30 years old, so some migh not get it or find it really fully if they do... but kids used to like it amongst each other
Q: What has a thousand legs and can't walk?
A: Jerry's Kids.
The answer is in relation to the annual Jerry Lewis Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy, which is a crippling disease. but at least it's clean!
lol - the first funny joke on this thread
why did helen keller's dog jump off the cliff?
you would too if your name was aaaawwahahhshsdhsh
lol
Orioles3386
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Q - What do you call a fly with no wings?
A - A walk!
A - A walk!
napoleon526
Emperor
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
