Quest for the Something: A MS Paint Adventure

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Hello, and welcome to this horribly-drawn adventure, which is not shamelessly ripped off of something more popular!

How an MS Paint Adventure works is I draw a panel, and you, the viewers, tell the main characters what to do! Normally I will accept any number of orders for the updates as long as they are somewhat understandable and they don't contradict an order that was posted before. Anything goes, as long as it's understandable!

Let's begin!

You name is GUY. You left your QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGE in search of the legendary SOMETHING, an object SHROUDED IN LEGEND AND MYSTERY. Nobody knows what the SOMETHING actually is, but you are DETERMINED TO FIND IT.

You left your HOMETOWN a few hours ago, but you didn't realize until now that the only thing you remembered to bring with you was your TRUSTY SWORD. You're going to have to find some FOOD and SHELTER soon, or your quest will be ENDED PREMATURELY.

What will you do?

 

[bonefang]

Name : Sheik Mehbub (If you know what I mean )

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Nice try, smartass. He already has a name.

 

[Arrow Gamer]

Go right in search of the glorious SOMETHING.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

You are suddenly INSPIRED, and march on with RENEWED VIGOR.

However, about an hour later you realize something that your RENEWED VIGOR blinded you to, your FOODNEEDS.

You'd better do something about it quick, or your rising FOODNEEDS will adversely affect you.

 

[JamesCaesar]

Eat my arm. Do it.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

In another universe, an INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL opens precisely where JAMESCAESAR'S ARM is located. As JAMESCAESAR screams in horror from the sudden loss of his ARM, it comes out the other end of the portal, which is in front of GUY.

Of course, no one in the right mind would want to eat that, even if they had especially high FOODNEEDS, right?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Great job, GUY. As your reward, you vomit up a bunch of CANNIBARF. Your FOODNEEDS are still high.

 

[Arrow Gamer]

Look for some trees or animals or berries or a town, and find stuff to eat.

 

[da dick]

eat a samwich while beheading a cow and deforesting a forest.

 

[W|M]

Eat a cow.

 

[JamesCaesar]

Eat WIM.

 

[SouthernKing]

Eat JC.

 

[Omega124]

Eat Guy's own vomit

 

[Ailedhoo]

Hunt down and challange a cat to a singing contest.

 

[dragonprobably]

STOP chewing the SCENERY.

 

[JamesCaesar]

Chew MartinLuther.