Ok, I cleaned little mess with issues, but still Road Rage Rampage is [unaddressed], as I waiting for GamezRule vote. Now we have still two new issues:
Issue 1 - More Jails Needed
Since prisons were banned, Civ Players's crime rate has skyrocketed and calls have been made for the creation of a new prison system.
1/ "I don't think we can bear it any longer," so says Hack Hanover, victim of three robberies and one attempted stabbing. "The criminals have taken over Civ Players. I'd say it's not safe to leave the front door unlocked but there aren't any left! We have GOT to reintroduce prisons and dramatically increase police funding if this nation's going to be restored to the way it once was, you know? A place where you don't need a mantrap on the doormat or seven sets of keys. If that money has to come from silly things like social welfare and education, that's fine with me."
2/ "Jails? What are they good for?" asks May Hamilton, a shifty-looking advisor of yours. Eyes too close together. "All they do is create a drain on the public purse and for what? Keeping society's malcontents alive and in places of luxurious comfort? It's not worth it. Just forget this jail business and while we're at it, cut the police budget. If there's ever a worse criminal organisation out there, it's Civ Players's boys in orangey-pink. Trust me."
2nd Issue: Jolly Roger Sighted Off The Port Bow!
Civ Players's merchant navy has seen increasing attacks from swashbuckling pirates in recent months, devastating Civ Players's foreign trade.
1/ "We should blow them out of the water!" says First Lord Admiral Pete Rifkin. "These waterlogged vagabonds have been plundering our ships for far too long! All our exports from the Gambling industry are going straight into their hands! It's downright dangerous for us to let this continue! All we require is some funding for coastal patrol boats, fleet carriers, and nuclear submarines and a free hand to show these freebooters what's what."
2/ "Hello," says a grog-swilling, peg-legged scurvy dog entering your office. "I'm Zeke Rifkin, a mighty pirate. I'd like to suggest that instead of wasting all that money on attacking pirates you simply buy them off with barrels of bullion, jewels and Maxtopian gold! There'll still be pirates around, sure, but as long as everyone's paid off, they won't hinder your trade. Not much anyway."
3/ "That's the second biggest load of bilge I've ever seen!" says Captain Grapnel, CFO of Hispaniola Shipping Insurance, LLC. "Shiver me timbers, if these scurvy dogs don't be cutting into me profit margin! Me comprehensive coverage has to pay out for victims o' illegality, and of course theft be illegal in this country, bu' that be giving me an idea - what if we were to have privateers? That is to say, if ye were to make piracy legal but with a quotar o' sorts, like huntin'? That way me and mine can stay in business and ye can get a fine cut o' th' booty from licence fees! Savvy?"
4/ "Come now, that's hardly fair," argues 'gentleman pirate' Taupebeard de Gauche with a bow and flourish. "There is an ancient tradition of actively redistributing wealth on the high seas, and we active redistributors serve an important role in the global economy. You would not keep a family-run bookstore from handing down its business from generation to generation, would you? We simply ask, nay, demand the same right! And get rid of the word 'pirate'. It's a slur. We are corsairs - not common sea-faring thugs."