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Bit that bad, except for that ,mistache/ Ph waot. SHE'S ,OSSOMG HER EYES!
(Not that bad, except for that mustache. Oh wait, SHE'S MISSING HER EYES! Also, this next part will be typed with eyes open because it is long.)
I have been thinking about this thread way too much. I was thinking about Hamzee and Fefero from some pages past and began imagining an opposite session of the trolls. Each troll has an opposite clone who is the exact opposite of them. This pretty much snowballed into the following list.
Aradia Megido --> Aradoa Edgodp (Unlike Aradia, Aradoa is very emotional. In fact, she's pretty much standard troll emo. She overreacts to EVERYTHING, good or bad. Here's hoping she never gets in a relationship.)
Tavros Nitram --> Yavrps Motra (Take the worst Marty Sue you can imagine. Multiply it by a thousand. Square THAT. And then you might be within a percent error of about 5000% in how awesome Yavrps is. He is perfect. Oh, but he's clumsy so it makes up for all his horrible positive traits.)
Sollux Captor --> Dpix Catpr (Sollux likes two. Dpix likes one. This is in part thanks to a horrible accident she got in as a wiggler which ended in her losing her right eye, her right arm, and her right leg. She has refused prosthetics, preferring to get around in a remote-controlled wheelchair. Oh, she's genderbended so there are still six boys and six girls.)
Karkat Vantas --> Arkat Vantas (First, I cannot misspell Karkat to save my life. Second, Arkat is so sweet, kind, and loving that he was abandoned by his lusus for being too nice for a troll. He grew up evading cullers thanks to his blood, but he has lost none of his sunny disposition and trust in his friends. Somehow.)
Nepeta Leijon --> Nrprys Keijon (Nrprys hates the outdoors. She hasn't left her communal hivestem since she moved in, and her pale white skin, deprived of moonlight, is proof of that. She is also forever alone, and pissed about it. Nprys goes out of her way to sabotage others' relationships, in all quadrants. She has a hit list of relationships.)
Kanaya Maryam --> Jabaya Maraam (Ditto as with Karkat. Jabaya is a loner, plain and simple. She does not like other trolls, she does not want other trolls to try and talk with her, and she will definitely not go and meddle in their affairs. All she wants is to stay at hive and sleep.)
Terezi Pyrope --> Yerezo Yrpe (Chaotic Neutral is probably the best term. Yerezo advocates total anarchy and is on every Imperial wanted list for actually going out and creating it. She destroys government buildings freely and with wild abandon. Unfortunately for her, she is horrible at getting people to do what she wants. Very unfortunately, she has just become leader of the Imperial rebels. )
Vriska Serket --> Nypdks Drty (She has none of the luck. None of it. Her lusus forced her to kill. Nypdks, however, stood up to Spidermom, stating she would never kill a troll ever. Spidermom responded by eating her. Nypdks is now a ghost, but doesn't haunt anyone or try to be scary at all. She only tries to help those around her.)
Equius Zahhak --> Teopof Zahhal (An avid opponent of the hemospectrum and a defector from the noble blue bloods. Swearing he would bring down the unjust system, he joined the rebels. Though he is weaker than a wiggler, Teopof is one of the best archers in the galaxy. It is rumored this is because of his frequent drinks of lusus milk.)
Gamzee Makara --> Hamzee Makara (Yep, this name was already made. Hamzee was raised a scientist. He was taught that there was a logical reason for everything and, more importantly, that it must be found in all circumstances. However, he often comes across as frosty and hostile to those who actually meet him.)
Eridan Ampora --> Rtodam Arpta (An honorable nobleblood with plans to help the lowbloods. He creates large plans to bring about equality in all trolls. Though his plans are often shot down before they can get off the ground, he manages to still find hope in everything he does.)
Feferi Peixes --> Fefero Oerixes (Pretty much your average troll emperor.
(Oh good God, the nerdiness in that ctrl+v is just...)
(Not that bad, except for that mustache. Oh wait, SHE'S MISSING HER EYES! Also, this next part will be typed with eyes open because it is long.)
I have been thinking about this thread way too much. I was thinking about Hamzee and Fefero from some pages past and began imagining an opposite session of the trolls. Each troll has an opposite clone who is the exact opposite of them. This pretty much snowballed into the following list.
Aradia Megido --> Aradoa Edgodp (Unlike Aradia, Aradoa is very emotional. In fact, she's pretty much standard troll emo. She overreacts to EVERYTHING, good or bad. Here's hoping she never gets in a relationship.)
Tavros Nitram --> Yavrps Motra (Take the worst Marty Sue you can imagine. Multiply it by a thousand. Square THAT. And then you might be within a percent error of about 5000% in how awesome Yavrps is. He is perfect. Oh, but he's clumsy so it makes up for all his horrible positive traits.)
Sollux Captor --> Dpix Catpr (Sollux likes two. Dpix likes one. This is in part thanks to a horrible accident she got in as a wiggler which ended in her losing her right eye, her right arm, and her right leg. She has refused prosthetics, preferring to get around in a remote-controlled wheelchair. Oh, she's genderbended so there are still six boys and six girls.)
Karkat Vantas --> Arkat Vantas (First, I cannot misspell Karkat to save my life. Second, Arkat is so sweet, kind, and loving that he was abandoned by his lusus for being too nice for a troll. He grew up evading cullers thanks to his blood, but he has lost none of his sunny disposition and trust in his friends. Somehow.)
Nepeta Leijon --> Nrprys Keijon (Nrprys hates the outdoors. She hasn't left her communal hivestem since she moved in, and her pale white skin, deprived of moonlight, is proof of that. She is also forever alone, and pissed about it. Nprys goes out of her way to sabotage others' relationships, in all quadrants. She has a hit list of relationships.)
Kanaya Maryam --> Jabaya Maraam (Ditto as with Karkat. Jabaya is a loner, plain and simple. She does not like other trolls, she does not want other trolls to try and talk with her, and she will definitely not go and meddle in their affairs. All she wants is to stay at hive and sleep.)
Terezi Pyrope --> Yerezo Yrpe (Chaotic Neutral is probably the best term. Yerezo advocates total anarchy and is on every Imperial wanted list for actually going out and creating it. She destroys government buildings freely and with wild abandon. Unfortunately for her, she is horrible at getting people to do what she wants. Very unfortunately, she has just become leader of the Imperial rebels. )
Vriska Serket --> Nypdks Drty (She has none of the luck. None of it. Her lusus forced her to kill. Nypdks, however, stood up to Spidermom, stating she would never kill a troll ever. Spidermom responded by eating her. Nypdks is now a ghost, but doesn't haunt anyone or try to be scary at all. She only tries to help those around her.)
Equius Zahhak --> Teopof Zahhal (An avid opponent of the hemospectrum and a defector from the noble blue bloods. Swearing he would bring down the unjust system, he joined the rebels. Though he is weaker than a wiggler, Teopof is one of the best archers in the galaxy. It is rumored this is because of his frequent drinks of lusus milk.)
Gamzee Makara --> Hamzee Makara (Yep, this name was already made. Hamzee was raised a scientist. He was taught that there was a logical reason for everything and, more importantly, that it must be found in all circumstances. However, he often comes across as frosty and hostile to those who actually meet him.)
Eridan Ampora --> Rtodam Arpta (An honorable nobleblood with plans to help the lowbloods. He creates large plans to bring about equality in all trolls. Though his plans are often shot down before they can get off the ground, he manages to still find hope in everything he does.)
Feferi Peixes --> Fefero Oerixes (Pretty much your average troll emperor.
(Oh good God, the nerdiness in that ctrl+v is just...)
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BEC NOIR! RUN!
Oh wow. Just read through a few pages back, and some of you guys seem like life threw a dart at you and said, "You are screwed forever." It makes my little grievances seem minor.
Life is just.. boring for me. I wake up, go to school, come back, do homework, around on the TV and the computer, go to Tae Kwon Do class, and then sleep. And yeah, TKD is a fun thing and I love doing it, but it really only alleviates the boredom for the hour or so I'm there.
My friends... I really only meet them at school. I don't go out with them to places, I don't play any online games with them. It's making me feel like I don't really know what a friend is.
Relationships. There is one girl who I have ever really liked. There were minor crushes back in middle school, sure, but when I fell for her, I realized that's all they were: petty little crushes. A few months ago, I spilt it out to her... over Facebook. And then she responded that she liked me too! She suggested we talk together about it, but when we did, it was awkward. And we both realized that we had no idea how we would go about doing this (neither of us have had a past relationship). So we agreed to be just friends, and then proceeded not to talk until a few weeks ago. Even then it's just a little "Hey." in the halls. And the worst part is I still have feelings for her. Every time I see her, my heart flutters like it did when I read her reply on Facebook. But all I can say to her is, "Hey."
On the weekends, I pretty much do nothing but watch TV and play computer games all day. No outings with friends, no shooting hoops by myself, just me and a screen. TV and video games numb me, but when I actually think about it, I feel horrible.
Honestly though, I still manage to have hope. I trudge through each day, hoping I may find something to free me from my damn routine. I have made an oath to myself that I will never just "give up" on life. I will not commit suicide. I will not fall to drugs or alcohol. I won't surrender to life. I'm just going to keep on moving ahead, looking for a light in the darkness.
that turned out longer than I thought. Just happens when I write about my life.
(Oh look at that, angsty ctrl+v, hooray.)
Life is just.. boring for me. I wake up, go to school, come back, do homework, around on the TV and the computer, go to Tae Kwon Do class, and then sleep. And yeah, TKD is a fun thing and I love doing it, but it really only alleviates the boredom for the hour or so I'm there.
My friends... I really only meet them at school. I don't go out with them to places, I don't play any online games with them. It's making me feel like I don't really know what a friend is.
Relationships. There is one girl who I have ever really liked. There were minor crushes back in middle school, sure, but when I fell for her, I realized that's all they were: petty little crushes. A few months ago, I spilt it out to her... over Facebook. And then she responded that she liked me too! She suggested we talk together about it, but when we did, it was awkward. And we both realized that we had no idea how we would go about doing this (neither of us have had a past relationship). So we agreed to be just friends, and then proceeded not to talk until a few weeks ago. Even then it's just a little "Hey." in the halls. And the worst part is I still have feelings for her. Every time I see her, my heart flutters like it did when I read her reply on Facebook. But all I can say to her is, "Hey."
On the weekends, I pretty much do nothing but watch TV and play computer games all day. No outings with friends, no shooting hoops by myself, just me and a screen. TV and video games numb me, but when I actually think about it, I feel horrible.
Honestly though, I still manage to have hope. I trudge through each day, hoping I may find something to free me from my damn routine. I have made an oath to myself that I will never just "give up" on life. I will not commit suicide. I will not fall to drugs or alcohol. I won't surrender to life. I'm just going to keep on moving ahead, looking for a light in the darkness.
that turned out longer than I thought. Just happens when I write about my life.
(Oh look at that, angsty ctrl+v, hooray.)
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