mbkkbm
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The oldest of all your enemies
Everyone?
Ragnar's Revenge!
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mayor
Heart & Mind
nice story Mbkkbm 
looking forward to more pillaging, burning and conquering
looking forward to more pillaging, burning and conquering
mbkkbm
Silly American
Don't worry. The Vikings will have plenty of pillaging. And conquering. And one really stupid decision.
mbkkbm
Silly American
Charge! The cry rang out from King Erik II, leading the charge from the front. The city was attacked. Berserkers climbed over the other regiments and charged, frothing like maniacs, as they charged into the city. After the natural Viking pillaging was controlled, the city of Cherbourg was incorporated into the very large Viking Empire.
War with Cherbourg
He had finally done it. The monument would make him immortal forever. The massive tower towered over everything in the city, marking King Ragnar Vs reign for all time to come. He also sent a force of mounted berserkers, which the French and English called Knights towards the formerly-French port of Marseille.
Marseilles Taken:
Spiral Minaret:
King Ragnar Vs son, King Olaf II decided to expand. To the west, he saw the small kingdom of Netherlands and the much larger kingdom of Russia. He also decided to look for new lands. He sent messengers throughout the kingdom, looking for someone crazy enough to sail off the end of the world.
The messengers just had to look in the Palace. In Nidaros, Prince Leif, youngest son of King Ragnar V, had finally decided to get out of this palace. He embarked on his journey in 1420, with his older brother, King Olaf II, being only 20 years old. Leif decided to gain honor for himself, not for his family. He officially renamed himself Leif Eriksson and set sail for the edge of the world.
Leif Eriksson:
By the time King Olaf II was 40, he was becoming impatient. The invasion force had gathered. All the preparations were set. All King Olaf needed was an excuse. A small band of renegade longbowmen under the Dutch flag had come dangerously close to the Viking city of Paris. This started a war, as King Olaf II publicly promised to shove two axes down the frilly bastards throat, and doubling the traditionally Viking method of execution.
War with Netherlands:
That same year, the force attacked. Using new tactics, such as a long stick that fired stone into people, the city of Amsterdam was taken. Willem van Oranje was publicly executed as King Olaf shoved two axes and a hungry cat down Willems throat, as vengeance for all the Vikings killed. He was then thrown onto a pyre of Dutch bodies, to burn whatever life remained in him. Meanwhile, Leif Eriksson son, Olaf Leifsson, had finally hit land. Unknown to him, this was the same time as the Netherlands were taken.
Amsterdam taken:
Suddenly, as he returned, a bunch of troops came to join him. They landed on this odd land. Their barbaric leader had a skull on his head. He would have to be killed, for he killed a Viking to his barbaric gods. The barbarians capital was taken, and incorporated into the Viking Empire. The barbarian was killed by his throat being suddenly populated by two new Viking axes. He died of internal bleeding within a few seconds.
War with Monty:
Mexico Taken:
Five years later, more messengers were sent out. By this time, King Olaf had two sons of his own, Prince-Elect Leif I, and Prince Erik. Prince Erik, following in the footsteps of Leif Eriksson, officially renamed himself Erik the Red, and left in the opposite direction to explore the world.
Erik the Red:
In 1455, King Olaf II would commit a serious error. After thinking the former Aztec (a new word in Viking for barbarian) cities would swear loyalty to him, he granted those cities independence. This was ridiculously stupid because they didnt swear loyalty. Instead, they fought amongst themselves and banished all Vikings. Thus, Leifs sons continued on his journey around the world.
IDIOT!:
King Leif I was worried. His navy was now sort of obsolete. Though all of the other nations still had galleys, his people had found a way to navigate using the stars. This was called Astronomy. With this, larger ships could go farther. Thus, King Leif I became known as the father of the Viking Navy by updating all of the Viking War-Galleys to what was known as Galleons, massive sailing ships which could hold cannon!
Galleons:
King Leif wasnt just known as a Navy man. He knew that, to be remembered forever, he had to go to war. Looking to the east, he saw the Tsardom of Russia. This kingdom appeared to be an easy target. More importantly, they had a coastal city that could be easily taken. If necessary, anything else could be later taken at his sons leisure. Thus, in 1490, War with the Tsardom of Russia was declared.
Erik the Reds and Leif Erikssons ancestors had no idea where they were. They met off the coast of a huge landmass, which they originally decided to call Vikstralia, but were convinced to change it to Vinland. The two groups, without falling off the world, had just proved that the world must now be round, not flat as everyone thought.
10 years after the discovery of Vinland, the city of Holmgard, once Novgorod, was taken. Several forces moved on in a failed attack on Tver, which was part of an elaborate plot on the part of the aging King Leif I, and his son, Prince-Elect Olaf III. Once Tver was taken, it would be traded back to Russia for peace. (This word in Viking literally meant: More time to get troops.
)
10 years after the taking of Holmgard, the now King Olaf III took Tver. King Olaf followed his fathers plan and gave Tver back to Russia for peace.
Tver taken:
Peace with Russia:
War with Cherbourg
Spoiler :
He had finally done it. The monument would make him immortal forever. The massive tower towered over everything in the city, marking King Ragnar Vs reign for all time to come. He also sent a force of mounted berserkers, which the French and English called Knights towards the formerly-French port of Marseille.
Marseilles Taken:
Spoiler :
Spiral Minaret:
Spoiler :
King Ragnar Vs son, King Olaf II decided to expand. To the west, he saw the small kingdom of Netherlands and the much larger kingdom of Russia. He also decided to look for new lands. He sent messengers throughout the kingdom, looking for someone crazy enough to sail off the end of the world.
The messengers just had to look in the Palace. In Nidaros, Prince Leif, youngest son of King Ragnar V, had finally decided to get out of this palace. He embarked on his journey in 1420, with his older brother, King Olaf II, being only 20 years old. Leif decided to gain honor for himself, not for his family. He officially renamed himself Leif Eriksson and set sail for the edge of the world.
Leif Eriksson:
Spoiler :
By the time King Olaf II was 40, he was becoming impatient. The invasion force had gathered. All the preparations were set. All King Olaf needed was an excuse. A small band of renegade longbowmen under the Dutch flag had come dangerously close to the Viking city of Paris. This started a war, as King Olaf II publicly promised to shove two axes down the frilly bastards throat, and doubling the traditionally Viking method of execution.
War with Netherlands:
Spoiler :
That same year, the force attacked. Using new tactics, such as a long stick that fired stone into people, the city of Amsterdam was taken. Willem van Oranje was publicly executed as King Olaf shoved two axes and a hungry cat down Willems throat, as vengeance for all the Vikings killed. He was then thrown onto a pyre of Dutch bodies, to burn whatever life remained in him. Meanwhile, Leif Eriksson son, Olaf Leifsson, had finally hit land. Unknown to him, this was the same time as the Netherlands were taken.
Amsterdam taken:
Spoiler :
Suddenly, as he returned, a bunch of troops came to join him. They landed on this odd land. Their barbaric leader had a skull on his head. He would have to be killed, for he killed a Viking to his barbaric gods. The barbarians capital was taken, and incorporated into the Viking Empire. The barbarian was killed by his throat being suddenly populated by two new Viking axes. He died of internal bleeding within a few seconds.
War with Monty:
Spoiler :
Mexico Taken:
Spoiler :
Five years later, more messengers were sent out. By this time, King Olaf had two sons of his own, Prince-Elect Leif I, and Prince Erik. Prince Erik, following in the footsteps of Leif Eriksson, officially renamed himself Erik the Red, and left in the opposite direction to explore the world.
Erik the Red:
Spoiler :
In 1455, King Olaf II would commit a serious error. After thinking the former Aztec (a new word in Viking for barbarian) cities would swear loyalty to him, he granted those cities independence. This was ridiculously stupid because they didnt swear loyalty. Instead, they fought amongst themselves and banished all Vikings. Thus, Leifs sons continued on his journey around the world.
IDIOT!:
Spoiler :
King Leif I was worried. His navy was now sort of obsolete. Though all of the other nations still had galleys, his people had found a way to navigate using the stars. This was called Astronomy. With this, larger ships could go farther. Thus, King Leif I became known as the father of the Viking Navy by updating all of the Viking War-Galleys to what was known as Galleons, massive sailing ships which could hold cannon!
Galleons:
Spoiler :
King Leif wasnt just known as a Navy man. He knew that, to be remembered forever, he had to go to war. Looking to the east, he saw the Tsardom of Russia. This kingdom appeared to be an easy target. More importantly, they had a coastal city that could be easily taken. If necessary, anything else could be later taken at his sons leisure. Thus, in 1490, War with the Tsardom of Russia was declared.
Spoiler :
Erik the Reds and Leif Erikssons ancestors had no idea where they were. They met off the coast of a huge landmass, which they originally decided to call Vikstralia, but were convinced to change it to Vinland. The two groups, without falling off the world, had just proved that the world must now be round, not flat as everyone thought.
Spoiler :
10 years after the discovery of Vinland, the city of Holmgard, once Novgorod, was taken. Several forces moved on in a failed attack on Tver, which was part of an elaborate plot on the part of the aging King Leif I, and his son, Prince-Elect Olaf III. Once Tver was taken, it would be traded back to Russia for peace. (This word in Viking literally meant: More time to get troops.
) Spoiler :
10 years after the taking of Holmgard, the now King Olaf III took Tver. King Olaf followed his fathers plan and gave Tver back to Russia for peace.
Tver taken:
Spoiler :
Peace with Russia:
Spoiler :
mayor
Heart & Mind
he shoved two axes and a hungry cat down his throat
Why did you grant independence? I don't think it was about stability otherwise you wouldn't have called it an error? It isn't the first time you play RFC right??
mbkkbm
Silly American
he shoved two axes and a hungry cat down his throat
Why did you grant independence? I don't think it was about stability otherwise you wouldn't have called it an error? It isn't the first time you play RFC right??
yeah. I know. I just thought they would be my colony. It didn't work, and I was really irritated. But, it saved a lot in maintenance. And i thought of the cat bit because i was watching animal planet.
mayor
Heart & Mind
Yeah it is one of the few things I don't like about RFC.... you can't create vassals that way.
I do think it wasn't a bad move... I usually try to vassalize the new world civ's when I'm not Spain/Portugal or The Netherlands otherwise I feel the cities aren't worth the upkeep and the loss of stability
I do think it wasn't a bad move... I usually try to vassalize the new world civ's when I'm not Spain/Portugal or The Netherlands otherwise I feel the cities aren't worth the upkeep and the loss of stability
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
You crazy warmongerer 
mbkkbm
Silly American
You crazy warmongerer
Thanks!
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Nice work!
The English language needs a word for this
Seron
Warlord
Great update! 
@Inohotep I see you have out my medal in your sig.
@Inohotep I see you have out my medal in your sig.
mbkkbm
Silly American
King Olaf IV looked at his huge tower. All he had to do was remove his wooden structure and he would be known for all time. He had his engineers set fire to the wooden structure holding it up
..and
WHAT!?! He exclaimed angrily. The Tower was LEANING! King Olaf was so infuriated with his engineers he boiled his moat and threw them into it to boil to death. In an odd note, the so-called Leaning Tower became a tourist attraction and the engineers received statues all throughout the city of Umea.
Five years later, King Olaf IV, (later to be known as Olaf the Mad) received horrible news from the Francia provinces. The Viking city of Amsterdam, long a Viking possession, had revolted and joined the Germans. This was clearly a act of war. But not yet; King Olaf IV was Mad, but not THAT mad. King Olaf IV passed his hatred of the Germans on to his only son, Prince-Elect Leif II.
King Leif II was about 70 in a rather peaceful time when a man was born in the city of Umea. His name was St. John. After King Leif visited him, he announced him to be a great prophet and millions of Christians flocked to Umea with their money to see this holy man and his descendants.
Five years later, it was finally time to strike. The 75 year old King Leif II son, Prince-Elect Ragnar VI, lead the charge. On the Western Front near Paris, Amsterdam was taken quickly. Plans for the attack on Berlin and the other German cities started planning.
15 years later, King Ragnar VI received word that a city in a faraway land was being named after him. The land called Vinland was finally being colonized. The city was called Ragnarville It started on a courthouse to give it some self-reliance.
King Ragnar VI had finally captured the city of Warschau. Long a German fortress, the taking of Warschau allowed King Ragnar VI armies to rampage from the East in Germany and deflect forces.
Five years later, it was discovered that Hunya Capac, who controlled a small empire in the West, must have seriously disliked hamsters. It wasnt known at this time though King Ragnar VI tried to make him civilized by teaching him various things from the European World.
10 years after the capture of Warschau, the city of Lemburg was taken. This particular city was to be made an example of Viking power. All Lemburgians were rounded up. 4/5 of every Lemburgians were sent out of the city into either Russia or the German Empire. After the taking of Berlin by numerically superior forces, and the influx of immigrants from Lemburg caused the collapse of the German Empire. All of the Lemburgians who remained were punished for the sins of the revolting Germans by being impaled. This evil act gained King Ragnar VI the nickname Ragnar the Impaler. The city was then burned to the ground after the impalement.
Five years later, several changes were initiated in the Viking Empire. The empires merchants were only allowed to trade with other Vikings, in order to make more money for the Imperial Treasury.
15 years after the collapse of the German Empire, the city of Hamburg was finally taken by the very old King Ragnar VI and his son, Prince-Elect Harald. Due to some odd misfortune, the city was lost five years later. Due to the shock of this odd message, King Ragnar VI died, and his son, King Harald I, assembled a force to take it.
In 1675, ten years after Hamburg was taken by the savages, it was re-taken. The people of Hamburg rose up against their new overlords. They were punished by lit grenades a new kind of explosive object which could be used wonderfully in capturing cities, being shoved down everyones throat. King Harald I then became known as King Harald the Bloody.
30 years after the Explosion of Hamburg as the razing became known, the Incans sent a huge delegation into the Viking capital at Nidaros. The Incans then bowed under the feet of King Harald I and became his vassals.
In nine years, an odd man named Orville Wright was born in Umea. He wouldve been simply one of the thousands of babies born in Umea, but, due to mocking about his name and how odd it was, he studied engineering too much and became renowned as a Great Engineer. He eventually found his way to the city of Amsterdam, where the city was started working on a separate palace for Matthias. He then modified the plans, and, after working 20 hour days, almost finished it. He died after completing the plans, from over-working.
Russia and the Viking Empire had never had a good relationship. They already had a war over the territory near the Viking Homeland, and, due to the odd ability of Catherine to be both bi-polar and insane, war with Russia was declared. The old King Harald I and his son, Prince-Elect Olaf V led the attack.
A disturbing rumor was spread just after the declaration of war. Someone named St. Augustine took the names of all of the most powerful powers. The Vikings were listed .second! The Viking people demanded something be done. King Harald I was in a nap, and let Prince-Elect Olaf V do whatever he wanted. St. Augustine was literally strapped to a wooden rod, and roasted over an open fire. Once he was cooked at 300 degrees for 10 minutes, he was mercifully stabbed in the throat after he confessed that the Vikings were the most powerful. (Thus earing Prince-Elect Olaf V the nickname Olaf the Just.)
King Olaf V looked at his new palace. Located in mainland Europe, it was very fancy and was colored red with the blood of Russian prisoners taken in the three-year old war. Amsterdam then became known as the other Nidaros.
Nine year afterwards, a council was held at the city of Al-Mukalla. The Vikings were naturally invited, and asked for the city of Bordeaux, which they were denied. The Spanish demanded the city of Paris, and, though they got it, the King Olaf V knew the vote was rigged and refused, thus causing the war with Spain.
In 1748, a French immigrant named Louis Daguerre gained prominence in London. He was found to be a great engineer, and was sent to sleep for he wasnt needed as of now.
Three years afterwards, a force was sent to Russia. They gave them two basic technologies, as authorized by King Olaf V, and peace was declared. Everyone then tried to head west into the Francia province to fight off Spain.
In Umea, a kid was born. This boy studied war extensively. He called it his calling. This man, named Heinz Guerdian then made a military academy of his teachings in the cultured city of Umea.
Cargo que tontos! the Spanish admiral yelled. The seemingly invincible Spanish galleon fleet hadnt met any resistance. Then, suddenly, the Viking standard was seen over the horizon. Suddenly, massive ships equipped with massive cannons sailed towards the galleons. Huye! Salvese quien pueda! the panicked admiral screamed. The galleons simply couldnt turn fast enough. The modernized Viking ships of the line massacred the Spanish Galleons. The Viking King Olaf V literally danced with glee knowing the Spanish Navy was destroyed.
Three years later, the Russian Empire fell. The stresses of the taking and razing of Moscow by the Portuguese brought the government down. Russia became a series of independent little city states.
Six years after the destruction of the Spanish Navy, something terrible happened. The French cities revolted! King Olaf V was killed attempting to reclaim the cities, and his son, King Leif III, promised to retake France.
Spoiler :
Five years later, King Olaf IV, (later to be known as Olaf the Mad) received horrible news from the Francia provinces. The Viking city of Amsterdam, long a Viking possession, had revolted and joined the Germans. This was clearly a act of war. But not yet; King Olaf IV was Mad, but not THAT mad. King Olaf IV passed his hatred of the Germans on to his only son, Prince-Elect Leif II.
Spoiler :
King Leif II was about 70 in a rather peaceful time when a man was born in the city of Umea. His name was St. John. After King Leif visited him, he announced him to be a great prophet and millions of Christians flocked to Umea with their money to see this holy man and his descendants.
Spoiler :
Five years later, it was finally time to strike. The 75 year old King Leif II son, Prince-Elect Ragnar VI, lead the charge. On the Western Front near Paris, Amsterdam was taken quickly. Plans for the attack on Berlin and the other German cities started planning.
Spoiler :
15 years later, King Ragnar VI received word that a city in a faraway land was being named after him. The land called Vinland was finally being colonized. The city was called Ragnarville It started on a courthouse to give it some self-reliance.
Spoiler :
King Ragnar VI had finally captured the city of Warschau. Long a German fortress, the taking of Warschau allowed King Ragnar VI armies to rampage from the East in Germany and deflect forces.
Spoiler :
Five years later, it was discovered that Hunya Capac, who controlled a small empire in the West, must have seriously disliked hamsters. It wasnt known at this time though King Ragnar VI tried to make him civilized by teaching him various things from the European World.
Spoiler :
10 years after the capture of Warschau, the city of Lemburg was taken. This particular city was to be made an example of Viking power. All Lemburgians were rounded up. 4/5 of every Lemburgians were sent out of the city into either Russia or the German Empire. After the taking of Berlin by numerically superior forces, and the influx of immigrants from Lemburg caused the collapse of the German Empire. All of the Lemburgians who remained were punished for the sins of the revolting Germans by being impaled. This evil act gained King Ragnar VI the nickname Ragnar the Impaler. The city was then burned to the ground after the impalement.
Spoiler :
Five years later, several changes were initiated in the Viking Empire. The empires merchants were only allowed to trade with other Vikings, in order to make more money for the Imperial Treasury.
Spoiler :
15 years after the collapse of the German Empire, the city of Hamburg was finally taken by the very old King Ragnar VI and his son, Prince-Elect Harald. Due to some odd misfortune, the city was lost five years later. Due to the shock of this odd message, King Ragnar VI died, and his son, King Harald I, assembled a force to take it.
Spoiler :
In 1675, ten years after Hamburg was taken by the savages, it was re-taken. The people of Hamburg rose up against their new overlords. They were punished by lit grenades a new kind of explosive object which could be used wonderfully in capturing cities, being shoved down everyones throat. King Harald I then became known as King Harald the Bloody.
Spoiler :
30 years after the Explosion of Hamburg as the razing became known, the Incans sent a huge delegation into the Viking capital at Nidaros. The Incans then bowed under the feet of King Harald I and became his vassals.
Spoiler :
In nine years, an odd man named Orville Wright was born in Umea. He wouldve been simply one of the thousands of babies born in Umea, but, due to mocking about his name and how odd it was, he studied engineering too much and became renowned as a Great Engineer. He eventually found his way to the city of Amsterdam, where the city was started working on a separate palace for Matthias. He then modified the plans, and, after working 20 hour days, almost finished it. He died after completing the plans, from over-working.
Spoiler :
Russia and the Viking Empire had never had a good relationship. They already had a war over the territory near the Viking Homeland, and, due to the odd ability of Catherine to be both bi-polar and insane, war with Russia was declared. The old King Harald I and his son, Prince-Elect Olaf V led the attack.
Spoiler :
A disturbing rumor was spread just after the declaration of war. Someone named St. Augustine took the names of all of the most powerful powers. The Vikings were listed .second! The Viking people demanded something be done. King Harald I was in a nap, and let Prince-Elect Olaf V do whatever he wanted. St. Augustine was literally strapped to a wooden rod, and roasted over an open fire. Once he was cooked at 300 degrees for 10 minutes, he was mercifully stabbed in the throat after he confessed that the Vikings were the most powerful. (Thus earing Prince-Elect Olaf V the nickname Olaf the Just.)
Spoiler :
King Olaf V looked at his new palace. Located in mainland Europe, it was very fancy and was colored red with the blood of Russian prisoners taken in the three-year old war. Amsterdam then became known as the other Nidaros.
Spoiler :
Nine year afterwards, a council was held at the city of Al-Mukalla. The Vikings were naturally invited, and asked for the city of Bordeaux, which they were denied. The Spanish demanded the city of Paris, and, though they got it, the King Olaf V knew the vote was rigged and refused, thus causing the war with Spain.
Spoiler :
In 1748, a French immigrant named Louis Daguerre gained prominence in London. He was found to be a great engineer, and was sent to sleep for he wasnt needed as of now.
Spoiler :
Three years afterwards, a force was sent to Russia. They gave them two basic technologies, as authorized by King Olaf V, and peace was declared. Everyone then tried to head west into the Francia province to fight off Spain.
Spoiler :
In Umea, a kid was born. This boy studied war extensively. He called it his calling. This man, named Heinz Guerdian then made a military academy of his teachings in the cultured city of Umea.
Spoiler :
Cargo que tontos! the Spanish admiral yelled. The seemingly invincible Spanish galleon fleet hadnt met any resistance. Then, suddenly, the Viking standard was seen over the horizon. Suddenly, massive ships equipped with massive cannons sailed towards the galleons. Huye! Salvese quien pueda! the panicked admiral screamed. The galleons simply couldnt turn fast enough. The modernized Viking ships of the line massacred the Spanish Galleons. The Viking King Olaf V literally danced with glee knowing the Spanish Navy was destroyed.
Spoiler :
Three years later, the Russian Empire fell. The stresses of the taking and razing of Moscow by the Portuguese brought the government down. Russia became a series of independent little city states.
Spoiler :
Six years after the destruction of the Spanish Navy, something terrible happened. The French cities revolted! King Olaf V was killed attempting to reclaim the cities, and his son, King Leif III, promised to retake France.
Spoiler :
MoreEpicThanYou
The most Epic.
Yoshi will be proud.
JamesCaesar
People-Vulture
Aren't almost all the Viking RFC stories discontinued? I hope that doesn't happen here. As my sig says, I love RFC. Good story!
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