Guy: You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter.
"EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us are on a journey. We’re looking for something, though we’re not always sure what that is. The way is foggy much of the time. I suggest you slow down and follow the main road that has the 2 billion followers though."
Priest Maxi: Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.
Kyle: Well, I'm Jewish.
Priest Maxi: You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
Kyle: I guess not.
"i dont like the look of this one ,his eyes are to close together and he's a yank!"
"pushy armericans always showing up late for every war,over paid,over fed and over here!"
the imperealistic chicken of chicken run
Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.
Lionel Hutz: "I rest my case" Judge: "You rest your case? You've only called one witness!" Lionel Hutz: "No, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed."
Lionel Hutz: "Mr Simpson State Law forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But I promise you a big cash settlement"
Sam: The 76 year old grandmother doesn't defend herself with a modified AK-47 Assault Rifle, Larry. Not unless she's defending herself against Turkish rebels.
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