Perfection
The Great Head.
Envy is the basis of democracy.
Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness, VI, 1930.
Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness, VI, 1930.
random quotes
- Thread starter kristopherb
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From my previous sigs (sorry if anyone posted these before):
"If Noah was truly wise, he would've swatted those two flies" - Helen Castle
“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac”
Henry Kissenger
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education”
Mark Twain
“It’s not that I don’t have opinions rather that I’m paid not to think aloud”
Yitzhak Navon
"If Noah was truly wise, he would've swatted those two flies" - Helen Castle
“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac”
Henry Kissenger
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education”
Mark Twain
“It’s not that I don’t have opinions rather that I’m paid not to think aloud”
Yitzhak Navon
bigdog5994
Lady Day
"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up"
- General George Patton, about reconnaissance troops
- General George Patton, about reconnaissance troops
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Mr. B: An optimist says, "The drink is half full." A pessimist says, "The drink is half full, but I might have bowel cancer."
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
"Courage without wisdom is foolishness."
"Hey, it's every man for himself in this world. Now gimmie a boost up, will ya?"
"He grows up, and marries you. Is that what you wanted to hear?"
Chinese Proverb
"Hey, it's every man for himself in this world. Now gimmie a boost up, will ya?"
Calvin, by Bill Watterson
"He grows up, and marries you. Is that what you wanted to hear?"
J.K. Rowling (to Lisa Simpson)
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Guy: You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter.
Kids in the Hall
Swedishguy
Deity
''Amenvaf... OK, WHO pressed the big, red buttton?''
"EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us are on a journey. We’re looking for something, though we’re not always sure what that is. The way is foggy much of the time. I suggest you slow down and follow the main road that has the 2 billion followers though."
Ultima Dragoon
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
"Something smells like burning breakpads" (said to the tune of 'Deck the halls') - friend from school
Swedishguy
Deity
I've been playing Paraworld a lot.
''Everything's okay up here!''
-Dustrider at Brachiosaur
''I don't feel so good, I think I'm going to bleu!''
-Dustrider at Brachiosaur
''But I'm all right now, I'm just bleu!''
-Dustrider at Brachiosaur
''Ever heard of the maximum legal labor period?''
-Norse worker
''Stop clicking me!''
-Dustrider worker
''Everything's okay up here!''
-Dustrider at Brachiosaur
''I don't feel so good, I think I'm going to bleu!''
-Dustrider at Brachiosaur
''But I'm all right now, I'm just bleu!''
-Dustrider at Brachiosaur
''Ever heard of the maximum legal labor period?''
-Norse worker
''Stop clicking me!''
-Dustrider worker
Perfection
The Great Head.
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
-Artemus Ward
-Artemus Ward
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Priest Maxi: Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.
Kyle: Well, I'm Jewish.
Priest Maxi: You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
Kyle: I guess not.
Kyle: Well, I'm Jewish.
Priest Maxi: You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
Kyle: I guess not.
kristopherb
Protective/Charismatic
"i dont like the look of this one ,his eyes are to close together and he's a yank!"
"pushy armericans always showing up late for every war,over paid,over fed and over here!"
the imperealistic chicken of chicken run
"pushy armericans always showing up late for every war,over paid,over fed and over here!"
the imperealistic chicken of chicken run
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.
Caddyshack
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
Lionel Hutz: "I rest my case"
Judge: "You rest your case? You've only called one witness!"
Lionel Hutz: "No, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed."
Lionel Hutz: "Mr Simpson State Law forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But I promise you a big cash settlement"
Judge: "You rest your case? You've only called one witness!"
Lionel Hutz: "No, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed."
Lionel Hutz: "Mr Simpson State Law forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But I promise you a big cash settlement"
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Sea Captain: Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.
Swedishguy
Deity
Quoted feom Robert Jousma, the man whose dutch grandparents fled to Sweden in the WWII:
''How do you do, you ****ing cartelage brain?''
''If I tell an immigrant in Rinkeby to take their education seriously, they would start shooting at me.''
''Ha, Internet? It's just a fly that will be unmodern soon.''
''I always wanted to be titulated as 'His majonnaisse'.''
''How do you do, you ****ing cartelage brain?''
''If I tell an immigrant in Rinkeby to take their education seriously, they would start shooting at me.''
''Ha, Internet? It's just a fly that will be unmodern soon.''
''I always wanted to be titulated as 'His majonnaisse'.''
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
Some from The West Wing
Sam: The 76 year old grandmother doesn't defend herself with a modified AK-47 Assault Rifle, Larry. Not unless she's defending herself against Turkish rebels.
Sam: The 76 year old grandmother doesn't defend herself with a modified AK-47 Assault Rifle, Larry. Not unless she's defending herself against Turkish rebels.
stuge
Emperor
"In a democracy idiots get to choose, in a dictatorship they get to rule."
- Bertrand Russell
- Bertrand Russell
