random quotes

[thetrooper]

"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!" -Alex de Large in A Clockwork Orange.

 

[Swedishguy]

''Plucky you were, lad you weren't'' - Sargeant Jackrum

''When it comes to cunning I am Mister Fox'' - Sargeant Jackrum

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

"My nipples explode with the light" - John Cleese in the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

 

[kristopherb]

"pushy armiricans always showing up late for every war ,over paid,over fead,and over here" old chicken of chicken run

 

[ArneHD]

"My nipples explode with the light" - John Cleese in the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

I thought it was delight not the light?

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

"A man is never complete until he is married then, he is finished" - anon

"A man never knows true happiness until her is married. By then, it is too late" - anon

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I thought it was delight not the light?

You're right. Just looked up the sketch on Google. But the two do sound similar.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"You mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought... I think?"

Patrick Star​

"I believe a gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwartzenegger​

"What the hell is a glossary?"

Christopher Butler​

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

"I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy." - Adam West, Mayor of Quahog

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

All Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron:

"It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."

"Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer"

"I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered."

"Franco is pretty smart, but Franco's a child, and when it comes to the day of the contest, I am his father. He comes to me for advices. So it's not that hard for me to give him the wrong advices. "

 

[Genocidicbunny]

"Windows likes stupid users, therefore it likes you"
--Me telling MjM off in IRC

Croxis should post here. He has a ton of quotes for everyone

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Croxis should post here. He has a ton of quotes for everyone

"croxis is like a stalker, watching you when you least suspect" - Me in IRC

 

[Genocidicbunny]

Shall we convert this to random cfc IRC quotes?

"<fifty> could I request that you close a thread of mine? <Colonel> Alert the Masses Hell Froze OVER!!!! <fifty> They keep threadjacking <Colonel> Fifty asked for a thread closeing "

Colonel and Fifty on fifty's request to have a thread closed

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

"You guys should be proud. You don't make idoits of yourselves as often." -- Strider in IRC

 

[Genocidicbunny]

"Your condition, mydoggbarks, is quite common. It is known in the medical communiy as mental retardation." -- revolutionary2

"Croxis: The Pringles comercials are really about virginity. "Once you pop, the fun don't stop."

"Croxis quotes me on EVERYTHING. Hell, if I did a whole speech on the physical properties of Dr.
Pepper, the probable health issues, a statistical analysis of Dr. Pepper drinkers, and the possible effects of the drink on drinkers IQ... croxis would quote me on it." -- Strider

<Subi> You should write a poem about how I slapped you around with a trout, birdjaguar

<Bill3000> Oooh, look at me! I'm a pedophile! I don't care if you quote me on this to make me look bad!

 

[croxis]

If you want more random quotes come into the chatroom. If I am on then !quote away!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

"And the award for worst costume this year goes to ... Stan, for his stupid little clown-thing costume. Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children!" - Mr. Garrison

 

[Swedishguy]

''The only way to win this game is to CRUSH YOUR ENEMYS' BACKBONE!''
-Whitey Hooten

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

From "The Full Monty"

Dave: [discussing possible means of suicide] Drowning. Now there's a way to go.

Lomper: I can't swim.

Gary 'Gaz' Schofield: Well you don't have to ****ing swim, you divvy, that's the whole point. God, you're not very keen are you?

Lomper: Sorry...

Dave: I know. You could stand in middle of road and have a mate run smack into you right fast.

Lomper: Haven't got any mates...

Gaz: Listen to you, we just saved your ****ing life so don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?

Lomper: Really?

Gaz: Yeah.

Lomper: Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Dave: Yeah, me and all, I'd run ya down as soon as look at ya.

Lomper: Oh aye? Cheers.

(sounds like the old CFC conversation which happens from time to time)

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Let's not squander CivFan91's compilation!