Bigfoot3814
Deity
Earlier I was holding a cheap plastic-y spherical object in my hand, and placed it on top of a table. I didn't know that it was going to explode into a million tiny pieces and lay waste to my fingers. I recieved about 6 cuts from the shrapnel, and bled for about 40 minutes before it finally stopped. The blood filled up two pieces of handerkerchief paper, not counting the amount I washed off. I found it amazing, considering all the 'cuts' were less half a millimetre in diameter.
What??? You have randomly exploding spherical objects just around your house?