Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?

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I'm at a crossroads of sorts. To the left of me, is a blonde willing to do all sorts of perverted fantasies with me. To the right, a brunette I've lead to believe I want a serious relationship with her. Now the madness is bouncing between my brain and my skull, dwelling in some thin layer of nothing, trying to get into my brain and it's slowly succeeding. I've dreamt the blond will kill me with a knife in the kitchen. I've dreamt that I will get the brunette preggnorz. Each seems a terrifying thought. Now I dont know which to chose, if any. The dark side in me tells me to play with them both, see how long I can juggle them and I'm sorely tempted for reasons unknown except a terrible yearning I cannot explain. The light side screams at me 'Fool boy, ditch the blonde and get on with the brunette. It's what you always wanted even if you denied it, ran from it so many times.' The two sides clash and I want to do is laugh manically and tear out my long hair which is probably, at least partly why I am here at this point. And so I'm here typing nonsense, making black-white words appear on a crystal liquid display like magic of sorts. I honestly dont know what to do anymore...

Go with the blond. You only live once :goodjob:
 
I'm going mad trying to learn about 100 Arabic words in two days. I can do the Arabic-English alright, but the English-Arabic is absolutely horrible. Even worse, I'm mixing and messing up 1) emphatic and non-emphatic sounds, 2) short and long vowels, and 3) creating my own blaspheming pronunciation of ع.
 
Ok, rant time.

I may have re-injured my right knee in my flag football game. I had to by physically carried off the field. If I'm still stiff tomorrow, after taking pain meds and anti-inflammatory drugs, I may be in BIG trouble.
 
I have a cousin who really believes in the Illuminati. Not only does he believe in it, but it's his reason for not voting. At least he's the one who starts all the interesting conversations at get togethers.

Don't leave your dog chained to a tree for days on end. Especially not during mid Autumn. Even if it were warmer, it'd still be flagrantly inhumane.

You should be able to convert a piece of text in All Caps or lowercase simply by hitting a button, like you format text in other ways.
 
I'm going mad trying to learn about 100 Arabic words in two days. I can do the Arabic-English alright, but the English-Arabic is absolutely horrible.

Same thing happens to me. I might have absolutely no trouble translating a paragraph from Russian to English, but translating the same paragraph into Russian from English takes at least 5 times longer.
 
I'm going mad trying to learn about 100 Arabic words in two days. I can do the Arabic-English alright, but the English-Arabic is absolutely horrible. Even worse, I'm mixing and messing up 1) emphatic and non-emphatic sounds, 2) short and long vowels, and 3) creating my own blaspheming pronunciation of ع.

Two word's flash cards.
 
I have a cousin who really believes in the Illuminati. Not only does he believe in it, but it's his reason for not voting. At least he's the one who starts all the interesting conversations at get togethers.

DONT TAZE ME BRO! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
 
I'm going mad trying to learn about 100 Arabic words in two days. I can do the Arabic-English alright, but the English-Arabic is absolutely horrible. Even worse, I'm mixing and messing up 1) emphatic and non-emphatic sounds, 2) short and long vowels, and 3) creating my own blaspheming pronunciation of ع.
This is an astonishing coincidence, except without the ayn. But the emphatic letters are a pain in the tuchas, agreed.
 
I CANT MAKE MYSELF ENJOY VIDEO GAMES NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY!!!!!!!!! :mad:
 
Well that's OK. One can still lead a rich and wonderful life without video games.
 
Well that's OK. One can still lead a rich and wonderful life without video games.

Lies. Thats like trying to lead a life without sex or drugs. It'll end in misery and suicide I assure you.
 
Well that's OK. One can still lead a rich and wonderful life without video games.

I really wish I could get into them though! I have massive asstons of reading to do for school and everything else, so I don't always feel like reading for pleasure, which means when I'm bored and have nothing better to do I just sit around watching lectures online... I hardly ever get any nice dumb entertainment anymore. :(
 
Well if it's dumb entertainment you want, try a monster truck rally. Or the WWE.

EDIT: Plus with those, you won't feel like as much of a loser because you'll be with other like-minded people too!
 
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