Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'

[aimeeandbeatles]

You can book a plane ticket to Norway.

 

[MaryKB]

Maybe ...

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I claim no responsibility.

 

[MaryKB]

60 days until Christmas!

 

[Synobun]

I'm totally drunk, and Mr KB is asleep on the couch. There's nothing I can do about that.

Poke his nose until he wakes.

 

[MaryKB]

That doesn't work. I want to cuddle in bed, but he's not going to be up for it.

#WhereIs@Snerk ?

Why wouldn't he want to cuddle with me?

 

[AdamCrock]

I'm totally drunk, and Mr KB is asleep on the couch. There's nothing I can do about that.

I will not take advantage over You Mary ! (however tempting it might sound) My body says yes , but my brain objects ! I trust my brain

 

[MaryKB]

I require entertainment.

 

[Synobun]

That doesn't work. I want to cuddle in bed, but he's not going to be up for it.

Smoosh his cheeks?

Put Dany up his shirt?

 

[AdamCrock]

I require entertainment.

I can (sort of) dance

 

[MaryKB]

Ooooh Dany!

He's threatened me what should happen if Dany ever gets out of her tank. He doesn't appreciate that I am the mother of spiders.

I sad I want a scorpion ... which obviously as I'm a scorpio I should be entitled to, right? But he says no.

 

[Synobun]

Ooooh Dany!

He's threatened me what should happen if Dany ever gets out of her tank. He doesn't appreciate that I am the mother of spiders.

I sad I want a scorpion ... which obviously as I'm a scorpio I should be entitled to, right? But he says no.

Tell him they look cool under a UV light.

 

[AdamCrock]

I'm Sagittarius .

 

[MaryKB]

I so wish I had a good singing voice.

 

[Synobun]

I'm Sagittarius .

I too am something that doesn't exist.

I so wish I had a good singing voice.

I bet you do!

 

[AdamCrock]

I too am something that doesn't exist.

Isnt it great

 

[MaryKB]

I think Mr KB will soon regret marrying me ...

*plays Amid the Falling Snow for the 1000th time*

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Sing in his ear.

 

[MaryKB]

I'm a terrible singer. That'll only lead to divorce.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Then you can go to Norway without any guilt.