Random Rants ΠΓ': Parental guidance required

[emzie]

Random rant: I can't pass as a guy anymore.

 

[Mouthwash]

And I'm not a lesbian.

That was the implication, was it?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Build a time-travel machine and go back and swap places with your past self.

 

[MaryKB]

Random rant: I can't pass as a guy anymore.

Why is this a rant???

 

[emzie]

Why is this a rant???

And I'm not a lesbian.

 

[Synobun]

Can I do 32 hours of work in the next six? Let's find out!

I did it in fourteen and a half. Death comes for us all.

 

[MaryKB]

Rant: @emzie is much prettier than me.

Aren't you married??

 

[emzie]

Rant: @emzie is much prettier than me.

Rant: where's the Don't Like option for posts?

Aren't you married??

Yes, but the details between my wife and I are negotiable

 

[MaryKB]

Eek! I meant that as s compliment lol. You are gorgeous.

 

[emzie]

Eek! I meant that as s compliment lol. You ste gorgeous.

We're just gonna hafta have a rant-off about how we're each the less pretty one.

I'll start,

no YOU'RE prettier

 

[MaryKB]

We're just gonna hafta have a rant-off about how we're each the less pretty one.

I'll start,

no YOU'RE prettier

Nope, I'm average at best. I still LOVE that costume picture you posted! And your hair!

I really wish I was pregnant

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Don't worry, you don't need to fight about who's less pretty. Why do you think I cover my head with a watermelon?

 

[emzie]

I really wish I was pregnant

i get sad at the impossibility of this more than I want to admit.

Don't worry, you don't need to fight about who's less pretty. Why do you think I cover my head with a watermelon?

I assumed it was an exceedingly practical way to eat while keeping your hands free?

 

[MaryKB]

i get sad at the impossibility of this more than I want to admit.

I'm so sorry

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I assumed it was an exceedingly practical way to eat while keeping your hands free?

Is it a bad thing that I stopped to consider whether this might be a good idea?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

You'd get watermelon juice up your nose.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

You'd get watermelon juice up your nose.

I've railed harsher things...

 

[emzie]

I've railed harsher things...

Yeah, that sounds both soothing and refreshing!

 

[cardgame]

I would never sleep again if I was expected to do so while touching another human being.

That's my favorite part

 

[Synobun]

That's my favorite part

I'm one of those weirdos who would need a separate bedroom. I just cannot sleep with another person, and I'd keep them up all night anyways with my own antics. Whenever I was involved with people I'd just hang out with them until they fell asleep and then sneak off to sleep alone.