Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining

[renohol]

why can't I get laid, and why do these anti depressensts "cure" my evil sex drive

 

[Swedishguy]

Are you ranting about console games, or Americans?

Both.

 

[Mirc]

Romania is a kwaaaazy place!

I know! But the deer story was still not mine.

Mirc, that is just SCARY. Man, you have a crazy life, no offense.

I know, it's really scary, that's why I posted it. And yes, I totally agree I have a really crazy life.

Im afraid of Romanian girls now...

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Have you never heard of the Brides of Dracula?

 

[Love]

I also rant on double posting.

 

[Love]

Damn!

I had a haircut. I've wanted a haircut for weeks. And now when i had it. I had the worst hairdresser on earth! It got to short and i look like a weirdo. So now i'm going apathic on my homework because of that.

 

[downtown]

turning 21 in america is a little anticlimatic when you dont drink.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

turning 21 in america is a little anticlimatic when you dont drink.

Tell me about it. At least you didn't have an appointment with a therapist and an arm you had broken 4 days earlier, on your 21st birthday.

 

[aronnax]

My body aches...from the tigh to my left elbow...

 

[The Yankee]

turning 21 in america is a little anticlimatic when you dont drink.

I was sick on my 21st birthday and had a few sunburns from petitioning earlier that week.

On the bright side, I didn't go to work that day.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I wish people would tell me what offended them.

 

[Ansar]

I still have a lot of homework.

 

[skadistic]

Watermelon seeds suck. More so the little white ones.

I made 2 gallons of watermelon and mango sherbet and it took me forever to sieve out the little bastiges.

 

[azzaman333]

I still have a lot of homework.

I have a lot of homework, don't know what it is, and a majority of it is due tomorrow.

 

[eddfire3]

Tufts University aid package goes something like this:

Cost Of Attending Tufts: 51,000
Expected Family Contribution: 7,000
Need: 44,000

Aid: 22,000

So if my family contribution is expected to be 7,000, and you guys give me 22,000...than...your school must cost 29,000?? WRONG. You have to go rob a bank to make up the difference, or drown yourself in student loans. I'm fine with the fact that they didn't give me more money, I mean it doesn't grow on trees. What aggravates me is that their expected family contribution and the aid doesn't add up to the total. At least increase the expected family contribution so it adds up right..

 

[The Yankee]

The Expected Family Contribution is based off of all those financial stats your folks put into a FAFSA form. So while being drowned in debt because my father thought it might be fun, they spit back that my folks could still afford some $13,000 a year. I don't know how they figure it out, but that's part of the process.

That's why I'm up to my eyes in loans.

 

[Angst]

Spoiler :

Well, let's see.

2 weeks ago my GF dumped me. So about 9 days ago I started talking with this girl from my school who's anyway so much nicer, better, cuter, etc. So basically I got a new one not long at all.

Then 3 days ago all was going almost perfect when I received an "anonymous call" ("private number") from her, in which he wasn't talking normally, she was only whispering, and she was acting incredibly strange. She said contradictory stuff, etc. At some point, I realized that she was rolling her "R"s... Yeah, that's the correct way to pronounce the R in Romanian, but she can't do it, she's doing it weird. So I provoked this girl to say a word with many Rs and it became obvious that it wasn't her. Then I started getting angry, and I kept asking her who she was.

At that point, some guy took the phone and started talking. He started swearing at me and at the "guy who's talking with you there" (that was one of my best friends who happened to be right near me), and after talking for something like 15 minutes, he hanged up.

From then on, each time I was sending this girl a message, I would get a ring from the "private number", or even a call. The guy has a very, very weird voice, that honestly freaks me out, and he really doesn't seem normal in any way. So I found out that his name is "Qwertyuiop" (sorry, won't post the real name), and he was this girl's ex-boyfriend, who was just dumped by her 4 days before me and her got together.

So he kept calling me in the past 3 days, whenever I would send a text message or I would call her, which I really couldn't understand (how he knew when I was talking to her). I found out his friend worked at a phone company and arranged her phone to redirect all messages and "missed calls" to him.


Two days ago, I was walking home from my highschool (although we don't have classes these days, NATO summit ), and I see 7 guys running towards me. They were all having at least 20 piercings except for one, were wearing really weird clothes and had their hair dyed in black with a few light blond areas on the sides. One of them came to me, and started threatening me. It was obvious what they wanted, they wanted to beat me up seriously. I think could have probably taken on 2 of them, them being so slim and stupid, but they were just way too many, life is not an action movie.

So they kept me there for about 10 minutes, trying to humiliate me but failing miserably. One guy was about to punch me, when some other stopped him. They were so stupid that they heard a police siren and ran behind a bloc. So I ran in the other direction, and called my friend that was near me then.

These guys knew the area perfectly, and I didn't. They caught me again in just 10 minutes or so. Now these guys were angry, but they still were only talking, though threating me every 20 seconds or so. One guy punched me, and of course I tried to stop him. I stopped him, but he still hit my chest a bit, which causes that awful sensation of choking. While they kept doing this, I saw 4 black BMWs coming to us. It was my friend, who brought some little "help" to scare those idiots (it was his cousin in one of those cars, a guy who has been doing kickboxing his whole life).

It was enough for those guys with the BMWs to say a few words, and they simply ran as if they were going to die right then and right there, although those guys were just trying to scare them. They helped me with my "wound" and dropped me somewhere near the center of the city.

Now, the day after this, I found out those guys were members of the famous "Asdfghjkl" gang, which was heavily illegal and which just did a huge (think more than 1 million dollars) hit to a company, so the whole police was looking for them. Don't get the wrong idea, my friend has NEVER been in that gang, he just knows everyone here.


Sounds bad enough? Well, it isn't, read on.

The day after, I got again a call with "private number", after talking to my girl. This time the guy sounded a lot more scared, and he pretended to be "a friend of <my GF>, and I'm curious if you can talk to her, because she won't answer me". The most idiotic part is that he used the FEMININE variant of the word friend ("amica", as opposed to "amic") which was laughable - I am still not really sure if he actually thought I'm going to believe he is a girl. I just kept talking sure of myself (that's the solution to almost all problems, with those idiots), making fun of every idioticy he was saying.

Then, about 3 hours after that.... The surprise came. I got a call from the girl, saying this:

Spoiler :

"Qwertyuiop" just cut his veins!! He's got 4 cuts on one hand, and his mother called me crying saying that he kept repeating my (it's a quote, so mine = her) name over and over again for half an hour until becoming unconscious, when his mouth was still moving slightly. He was taken with an ambulance to the hospital, shivering and close to coma, having lost an amazing deal of blood."



I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I knew this guy was an idiot, but not SUCH an idiot.

Then I got a call again with "private number", this time from a different voice. He was this guy's friend, that swore on the "word of God and on the tomb of my grandparents" (no, I'm not joking) that he will either kill my friend that brought those cars, then my girlfriend, then the whole gang that helped me when those idiots were about to beat me up, or he will make sure that he will make our lives "a pain beyond nightmares".



WTH???!!! What did I do to get in this situation? Let's see, I got a girlfriend, and I called my best friend when some idiots were about to beat me up, that's all I did!!!!!

Now the situation is not so bad, since I'm sure this guy's friend is only trying to intimidate me (being powerless against my friend) but I don't even want to think what will happen when this guy from the hospital will recover. I hope they're going to put him in a hospital for mental problems, because he's got serious issues.

It's a lot more to say, but I'm not going to say it on the Internet no matter what, it's just dangerous to do so.

I don't care if you don't believe me. Really, I don't. I've been through so much that I won't care one bit.

That's an example of those emoes who are damaging the reputation of the lot and are also the uttermost of stupid.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Console games. For mercans who love TV but can't be bothered with computers. Far inferior to PC games.

Snobby PC gamers who don't accept that both console and PC games bring good and bad to the table.

 

[silver 2039]

I have my mock exams tommrow at 8:20 am. Its now 1:17 am. Yay!

 

[downtown]

Tell me about it. At least you didn't have an appointment with a therapist and an arm you had broken 4 days earlier, on your 21st birthday.

I was sick on my 21st birthday and had a few sunburns from petitioning earlier that week.

On the bright side, I didn't go to work that day.

haha, yeah, you guys win. At least I got to go to a blues bar and eat a good dinner

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Snobby PC gamers who don't accept that both console and PC games bring good and bad to the table.

Seconded.


I also rant about long posts. I want to read what everyone has to say, but sometimes I've only got a few minutes to do so.