Random Rants ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!

[Kyriakos]

Me too plz! I can be the count-down guy! "t minus 30 seconds.."

You don't need a job; you live in Norway. They probably pay you an oil-funded allowance to live as king already

 

[Snerk]

You don't need a job; you live in Norway. They probably pay you an oil-funded allowance to live as king already

With today's oil prices? No chance. You know Norway will be running at a deficit this year for the first time in eons.

 

[Kyriakos]

Hm, just noticed i now have over 40K posts here. Perfection tier. I feel older now

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Hi, can i have a job?

Me too plz! I can be the count-down guy! "t minus 30 seconds.."

Hahaha

NO

Sorry boutcha

 

[Takhisis]

Does a high postcount trump a resumé? If so, give me a job, hobbs.

It's a tad more iffy than that but you're absolutely right in that you have less energy if you don't eat enough.

‘Iffy’? We'll make an Arakhor-style Brit out of you if we keep along this line. Have some rotten fish as an antidote to whatever you've drunk.

 

[Arakhor]

He didn't say iffier but close enough.

 

[Takhisis]

That's why he has to take the rotten fish with akvavit now, while he still has chances.

Skål!

 

[Kyriakos]

^Those things don't even sound like food...

 

[W|M]

Presumably the akvavit is to make you forget that you're eating rotten fish

Me too plz! I can be the count-down guy! "t minus 30 seconds.."

I have a deep, loud voice that's ideal for countdowns, that's probably good enough to be a count-down guy

 

[Takhisis]

^Those things don't even sound like food...

Everyone knows that food is meatballs, cheese, flatbreads, grilled lamb with yoğurt and things stuffed into grape leaves with a side of rice, but not everyone has been exposed to civilisation.

Presumably the akvavit is to make you forget that you're eating rotten fish

That is a very reasonable presumption.

 

[trader/warrior]

Presumably the akvavit is to make you forget that you're eating rotten fish

Aqua Vitae, the water of life. One must equalize the time what you are consuming has been dead for with equal amounts of life-giving substance. It all balances out somehow.

 

[Takhisis]

And when in doubt have an extra dose of the water of life.

 

[Snerk]

‘Iffy’? We'll make an Arakhor-style Brit out of you if we keep along this line. Have some rotten fish as an antidote to whatever you've drunk.

I say, old chap, what a ghastly accusation! I never.

That's why he has to take the rotten fish with akvavit now, while he still has chances.

Skål!

It's not rotten! (just very very fermented)

I have a deep, loud voice that's ideal for countdowns, that's probably good enough to be a count-down guy

To be fair my voice isn't very countdowny. So I guess you can have the job. You start on monday.

Aqua Vitae, the water of life. One must equalize the time what you are consuming has been dead for with equal amounts of life-giving substance. It all balances out somehow.

This man gets it.

 

[The_J]

Weekend sick in bed instead of being in Munich at the Oktoberfest .

 

[Kyriakos]

Weekend sick in bed instead of being in Munich at the Oktoberfest .

Link to video.

Barbargerman

 

[Arakhor]

Better the noble savage than the impecunious noble, eh?

 

[Kyriakos]

Byzantine 4life

1122 once more

etc

yes

Besides, impoverished nobles are a british thing too:


Link to video.

 

[Lohrenswald]

I had completely forgotten about midterm exam which is in two weeks

 

[Perfection]

I just had to relog in and I saw the current default theme for CFC. What the heck is that?

 

[Kyriakos]

^It is why so few new members join