Random Rants ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!

[The_J]

I'm not sure what to think about this ^^

 

[Snerk]

 

[Lohrenswald]

I'm sad

 

[Snerk]

Do you have a pet, Lohr?

 

[Lohrenswald]

no

 

[Snerk]

Get one if it's possible for you. Helps with the sadness. Doesn't cure it. But it helps.

 

[Takhisis]

On some level I do consider myself your pet so I think that answer is legit tho.

You two-timing bastard!

 

[JohannaK]

Lohrenswald, for a moderate fee you can get your own pet Snerk. I'm very happy with mine.

 

[Lohrenswald]

but snerk is gross :s

 

[Arakhor]

Is a pet Snerk like a pet Snarf?

 

[Kyriakos]

How about a pet Mumm-Ra?

 

[Snerk]

You two-timing bastard!

Now now, there's plenty of pet Snerk to go around.

Lohrenswald, for a moderate fee you can get your own pet Snerk. I'm very happy with mine.

Pet-a-Snerk Inc. is glad that you are happy with our services.

but snerk is gross :s

How dare you, sir? I am told I have beautiful plumage.

Is a pet Snerk like a pet Snarf?

Short answer is yes.

 

[Arakhor]

How about a pet Mumm-Ra?

I don't think there's an insurance policy brave enough to cover one ancient spirit of evil, let alone four!

 

[Synobun]

I sometimes wonder if my life would be better if I had a pet. Then I think about trying to find housing that accepts pets, dealing with the paperwork, and the costs. It would be a monumental amount of work for merely a chance of mood improvement.

I'll take a pet Snerk in the meantime. What tricks do you know?

 

[Arakhor]

He rides, he shoots game, he can see without glasses, he can do impersonations of famous paintings by Edvard Munch and of course, being Norwegian, he can tolerate lutefisk. Is that a reasonable summary, Snerk?

 

[Snerk]

I sometimes wonder if my life would be better if I had a pet. Then I think about trying to find housing that accepts pets, dealing with the paperwork, and the costs. It would be a monumental amount of work for merely a chance of mood improvement.

I'll take a pet Snerk in the meantime. What tricks do you know?

Pet's are certainly not compatible with all living situations. Like you say, there's a few things that needs to line up. I guess anybody could get a hamster or something but IMO a pet that doesn't really enjoy interacting with you is kinda pointless.

He rides, he shoots game, he can see without glasses, he can do impersonations of famous paintings by Edvard Munch and of course, being Norwegian, he can tolerate lutefisk. Is that a reasonable summary, Snerk?

Nailed it! Also you pretty much just word for word quoted my CV.

 

[Arakhor]

Pet's are certainly not compatible...

I should have added: "likes to form plurals with apostrophe-s".

 

[Snerk]

While there's occasionally plenty to be desired among my grammatical usage and mis-usage, the apostrophe usually finds it correct placement. So put that down a's the exception' that confirm's the 'rule.

 

[really]

I thought it was Sunday when I woke up....

 

[Commodore]

Rant/Rave: That security guard with the bad attitude that I mentioned earlier? Yeah, he's gone. He calls me on my desk phone to ask me to let him into the building. I ask him why and he tells me it's because he lost his badge. Not that he left it at home, but straight up lost it. Now, as I mentioned earlier, this is a classified facility so these access badges are kind of important. I let him in and he worked his shift, but I had to report his lost badge and disable all of its access privileges in our system. Well, losing a badge like that is a fireable offense. The word came down a few hours ago. I just knew this guy wouldn't last long. Can't say I'm sorry to see him go.

So the rave part of this is obviously that I'm happy an incompetent employee was fired before he could cause any serious problems. The rant part is it just boggles my mind how incompetent some people can be. Him losing that badge could have put the facility at risk. I mean, who knows how much time passed from the time he lost it to the time he actually reported it to me?