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It wasn't until I encountered people on I-35 in Minnesota that I found out New Yorkers are by and large actually pretty good about doing that before they cut you off.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
At least people where you live use them at some point! More and more city drivers are brought to my humble town every year thanks to the NAS, and they bring their absence of turn-signal knowledge with them.
Also on the note of bad drivers, I'll throw out a mild complaint about people whos driveways are on the highway itself. In particular, I refer to these people who pull off onto the shoulder to turn into their driveways, but then "pop out" back into the road again so they can get their absurdly large SUVs and/or pickups into their driveway. This manouver is traditionally carried out directly in front of either me or the 18-wheeler right in front of me, and usually takes about five seconds whilst moving at a rate so slow it makes the pavement below them jealous. I've seen said 18-wheelers narrowly avoid a jacknife because of this, and most often when I'm not in a lifesaving mood.
Also on the note of bad drivers, I'll throw out a mild complaint about people whos driveways are on the highway itself. In particular, I refer to these people who pull off onto the shoulder to turn into their driveways, but then "pop out" back into the road again so they can get their absurdly large SUVs and/or pickups into their driveway. This manouver is traditionally carried out directly in front of either me or the 18-wheeler right in front of me, and usually takes about five seconds whilst moving at a rate so slow it makes the pavement below them jealous. I've seen said 18-wheelers narrowly avoid a jacknife because of this, and most often when I'm not in a lifesaving mood.
Nylan
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perdy much
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I hate vacations, it took me hours to sort out the replied treads.
jeps
Arcadefire
You know how some foods look and smell appetizing, but taste disgusting? Yeah, I had some like that today. I can't pronounce the name, since its some form of FUSION resteraunt. (ie Thai-Vietnamese-Cambodian, or in this case Indian-Ethiopian-Trini. weird combo. even weirder food.) Then of course there are the ones that look disgusting so most people dont try them, but actually taste great. Supposedly I passed over one while I was there. THEN, there are the foods that look, smell, and taste disgusting. Especially ones that were prominent at the dinner table for years growing up. I guess the whole point I'm trying to make here is:
I...
HATE...
SAUERKRAUT!
I...
HATE...
SAUERKRAUT!
Rossiya
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So I get home from my dad's tonight, greet everybody at home, spend a few hours with them, and finally get on the computer for some computering. I was looking forward to chatting to friends on MSN. What actually happened was that nobody interesting was online, and one of my best mates has loads of viruses so he was replying slow. I also find out that they went out to London without me. 
I wanted to go; it looked really good.
So a complete anticlimax of looking forward to coming online, and I just feel worse than I did before.
I wanted to go; it looked really good.So a complete anticlimax of looking forward to coming online, and I just feel worse than I did before.
Gilder
Deity
My sister fried the "family" laptop with her Myspace crap.
Which means she has to use the family computer instead of her own.
Which means I don't get to the play The Sims 2 as much as I would like.
I really should have gotten around to breaking that addiction.
Oh well. It gives me time to work on my Vesper Lynd drawing.
Which means she has to use the family computer instead of her own.
Which means I don't get to the play The Sims 2 as much as I would like.
I really should have gotten around to breaking that addiction.
Oh well. It gives me time to work on my Vesper Lynd drawing.
Perfection
The Great Head.
STUPID CRAPPY WIKIPEDIA
By Perfection
I WENT TO STUPID CRAPPY WIKIPEDIA TO LOOK AT STUFF ABOUT WORMHOLES, AND IT BROUGHT UP THIS WEIRD THEORETICAL PHYSICS CRAP! THOSE AREN'T WORMHOLES THOSE ARE STUPID PORTAL THINGS! WHERE THE HELL IS THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE HOLES THAT WORMS MAKE?
By Perfection
I WENT TO STUPID CRAPPY WIKIPEDIA TO LOOK AT STUFF ABOUT WORMHOLES, AND IT BROUGHT UP THIS WEIRD THEORETICAL PHYSICS CRAP! THOSE AREN'T WORMHOLES THOSE ARE STUPID PORTAL THINGS! WHERE THE HELL IS THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE HOLES THAT WORMS MAKE?
Perfection
The Great Head.
LOUSY DUMB GREEN TEA
By Perfection
I LIKE ICED TEA BUT AT HALF THE PLACES I GO LIKE COSTCO AND TARGET HAVE ONLY ICED GREEN TEA. THAT'S COMPLETELY INFERIOR TO GARDEN VARIETY ICED TEA. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PERVERTED POOPFACE LIKES ICKY GREEN TEA MORE THEN THE CLASSIC STUFF? CAPTAIN PICARD HAD THE TEA THING STRAIGHT, AND ALL YOU SCREWBALL GREEN TEA LOVING HIPPY TRASH CAN ALL GO TO STRAIGHT TO H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS.
By Perfection
I LIKE ICED TEA BUT AT HALF THE PLACES I GO LIKE COSTCO AND TARGET HAVE ONLY ICED GREEN TEA. THAT'S COMPLETELY INFERIOR TO GARDEN VARIETY ICED TEA. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PERVERTED POOPFACE LIKES ICKY GREEN TEA MORE THEN THE CLASSIC STUFF? CAPTAIN PICARD HAD THE TEA THING STRAIGHT, AND ALL YOU SCREWBALL GREEN TEA LOVING HIPPY TRASH CAN ALL GO TO STRAIGHT TO H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS.
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I hate people who insist on having their crappy rap music blaring out of their speakers at volume 99999999999999999999999999999999999999! IF YOU WANNA LISTEN TO YOUR CRAPPY MUSIC SO BAD, TURN DOWN THE VOLUME AND SHUT YOUR WINDOWS!
Perfection
The Great Head.
POOPY STINKY ALARM CLOCKS
By Perfection
WHY IN THE GREASY HELL ARE ALARM CLOCKS SO DAMN COMPLICATED THESE DAYS? I AM BY MOST ACCOUNTS A FAIRLY SMART DUDE BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THESE COUNTERINTUITVE NEW ALARM CLOCKS. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HAVING AN ALARM SET BUTTON, A RESET BUTTON, AND MINUTE/HOUR UP/DOWN, AND A CLOCK SET TAB? WHY DO I NEED TO DO A FRICKIN' PUZZLE JUST SO I CAN WAKE UP EARLY IN THE EVENING? SCREW NEW COUNTERINTUIVE ALARM CLOCKS AND THIER CRUDDY CHINESE MANUFACTURERS. I'LL TAKE SOME DAMN LEAD PAINT IF IT JUST FRICKIN' MAKES SENSE.
By Perfection
WHY IN THE GREASY HELL ARE ALARM CLOCKS SO DAMN COMPLICATED THESE DAYS? I AM BY MOST ACCOUNTS A FAIRLY SMART DUDE BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THESE COUNTERINTUITVE NEW ALARM CLOCKS. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HAVING AN ALARM SET BUTTON, A RESET BUTTON, AND MINUTE/HOUR UP/DOWN, AND A CLOCK SET TAB? WHY DO I NEED TO DO A FRICKIN' PUZZLE JUST SO I CAN WAKE UP EARLY IN THE EVENING? SCREW NEW COUNTERINTUIVE ALARM CLOCKS AND THIER CRUDDY CHINESE MANUFACTURERS. I'LL TAKE SOME DAMN LEAD PAINT IF IT JUST FRICKIN' MAKES SENSE.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
The vast majority of the time I don't care about the fact that I'm a virgin. I'm often quietly proud of the fact. But there are some days I really despise that fact. Today is one of those days.
Perfection
The Great Head.
DAMN HUMMINGBIRD FEEDERS
By Perfection
THE PEOPLE WHO MANUFACTURE HUMMINGBIRD FEEDERS ARE TOTAL JERKS! THEY ALL HAVE STUPID CLEAR PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU HAV TO FILL WITH RED LIQUID TO ATTRACT HUMMINGBIRDS. THERE IS NO DAMN NEED FOR THAT, IF YOU JUST MADE THE WHOLE THING OUT OF TRANSLUCENT RED PLASTIC NOONE WOULD HAVE TO BUY THOSE STUPID COMMERCIAL NECTORS OR RISK GETTING RED DYE ALL OVER THEIR CLOTHES. IT'S PROBABLY SOME DAMN COLLUSION BETWEEN THE FEEDER MAKER AND THE NECTER GUY TO MAKE YOU BUY UNNECCESSARY STUFF. THEY SHOULD BOTH BE SOLIDLY KICKED SQUARE IN THE FACE AND THEN HAVE TINY PRETTY HUMMINGBIRDS CRAP ALL OVER THEM.
By Perfection
THE PEOPLE WHO MANUFACTURE HUMMINGBIRD FEEDERS ARE TOTAL JERKS! THEY ALL HAVE STUPID CLEAR PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU HAV TO FILL WITH RED LIQUID TO ATTRACT HUMMINGBIRDS. THERE IS NO DAMN NEED FOR THAT, IF YOU JUST MADE THE WHOLE THING OUT OF TRANSLUCENT RED PLASTIC NOONE WOULD HAVE TO BUY THOSE STUPID COMMERCIAL NECTORS OR RISK GETTING RED DYE ALL OVER THEIR CLOTHES. IT'S PROBABLY SOME DAMN COLLUSION BETWEEN THE FEEDER MAKER AND THE NECTER GUY TO MAKE YOU BUY UNNECCESSARY STUFF. THEY SHOULD BOTH BE SOLIDLY KICKED SQUARE IN THE FACE AND THEN HAVE TINY PRETTY HUMMINGBIRDS CRAP ALL OVER THEM.
jeps
Arcadefire
Screw volume 999999999999999999, listening to it at volume 11 
is plenty loud.
I am at the present incredibly annoyed at caffeine. It is currently 2:30 am. I am nowhere near tired. I had very little caffeine at about 11:00 pm.
is plenty loud.I am at the present incredibly annoyed at caffeine. It is currently 2:30 am. I am nowhere near tired. I had very little caffeine at about 11:00 pm.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I got that joke.Screw volume 999999999999999999, listening to it at volume 11
I am in the same position.
Perfection
The Great Head.
FRIGGIN ICE CUBES
By Perfection
WHY IN THIS MODERN AGE DON'T WE HAVE CHEAP PLASTIC COVERED ICE CUBES? MY DRINKS KEEP GETTING WATERED DOWN UNECCARILY. SHOULD A MAN BE FORCED TO ALWAYS TRADE OF BETWEEN REFRESING COLDNESS AND FLAVOR INTENSITY? I SAY SCREW SOCIETY FOR NOT PROVIDING ME WITH CHEAP PLASTIC COVERED ICE CUBES AND FORCING ME TO DRINK WATERED DOWN BEVERAGES.
By Perfection
WHY IN THIS MODERN AGE DON'T WE HAVE CHEAP PLASTIC COVERED ICE CUBES? MY DRINKS KEEP GETTING WATERED DOWN UNECCARILY. SHOULD A MAN BE FORCED TO ALWAYS TRADE OF BETWEEN REFRESING COLDNESS AND FLAVOR INTENSITY? I SAY SCREW SOCIETY FOR NOT PROVIDING ME WITH CHEAP PLASTIC COVERED ICE CUBES AND FORCING ME TO DRINK WATERED DOWN BEVERAGES.
jeps
Arcadefire
You can always take the anti-ice-cube way out, and use a can of every beverage in your house to make beverage cubes. I know someone who is addicted to coke cubes.
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