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Blinkers, people, start using them before you initiate the action they indicate!! :mad:

It does nobody any good to start swerving right and then putting on your blinker as your swerving to indicate that is what you will do.
 
:rotfl: It wasn't until I encountered people on I-35 in Minnesota that I found out New Yorkers are by and large actually pretty good about doing that before they cut you off.
 
At least people where you live use them at some point! More and more city drivers are brought to my humble town every year thanks to the NAS, and they bring their absence of turn-signal knowledge with them.

Also on the note of bad drivers, I'll throw out a mild complaint about people whos driveways are on the highway itself. In particular, I refer to these people who pull off onto the shoulder to turn into their driveways, but then "pop out" back into the road again so they can get their absurdly large SUVs and/or pickups into their driveway. This manouver is traditionally carried out directly in front of either me or the 18-wheeler right in front of me, and usually takes about five seconds whilst moving at a rate so slow it makes the pavement below them jealous. I've seen said 18-wheelers narrowly avoid a jacknife because of this, and most often when I'm not in a lifesaving mood.
 
The lesson you should learn is: NEVER TRUST THE NEWS!

Take a left news source, a right news source, and any random third one, compare them, and that is partially the truth.

perdy much
 
You know how some foods look and smell appetizing, but taste disgusting? Yeah, I had some like that today. I can't pronounce the name, since its some form of FUSION resteraunt. (ie Thai-Vietnamese-Cambodian, or in this case Indian-Ethiopian-Trini. weird combo. even weirder food.) Then of course there are the ones that look disgusting so most people dont try them, but actually taste great. Supposedly I passed over one while I was there. THEN, there are the foods that look, smell, and taste disgusting. Especially ones that were prominent at the dinner table for years growing up. I guess the whole point I'm trying to make here is:

I...

HATE...

SAUERKRAUT!
 
So I get home from my dad's tonight, greet everybody at home, spend a few hours with them, and finally get on the computer for some computering. I was looking forward to chatting to friends on MSN. What actually happened was that nobody interesting was online, and one of my best mates has loads of viruses so he was replying slow. I also find out that they went out to London without me. :( I wanted to go; it looked really good.

So a complete anticlimax of looking forward to coming online, and I just feel worse than I did before.
 
My sister fried the "family" laptop with her Myspace crap.

Which means she has to use the family computer instead of her own.

Which means I don't get to the play The Sims 2 as much as I would like.

I really should have gotten around to breaking that addiction.

Oh well. It gives me time to work on my Vesper Lynd drawing.
 
STUPID CRAPPY WIKIPEDIA
By Perfection

I WENT TO STUPID CRAPPY WIKIPEDIA TO LOOK AT STUFF ABOUT WORMHOLES, AND IT BROUGHT UP THIS WEIRD THEORETICAL PHYSICS CRAP! THOSE AREN'T WORMHOLES THOSE ARE STUPID PORTAL THINGS! WHERE THE HELL IS THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE HOLES THAT WORMS MAKE?
 
Why do high schoolers smoke? Seriously, by god, if you're going to kill yourself slowly, at least wait until you're legal. You're not cool because you smoke, you don't feel good, no one cares if you smoke or not. Jesus.
 
LOUSY DUMB GREEN TEA
By Perfection

I LIKE ICED TEA BUT AT HALF THE PLACES I GO LIKE COSTCO AND TARGET HAVE ONLY ICED GREEN TEA. THAT'S COMPLETELY INFERIOR TO GARDEN VARIETY ICED TEA. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PERVERTED POOPFACE LIKES ICKY GREEN TEA MORE THEN THE CLASSIC STUFF? CAPTAIN PICARD HAD THE TEA THING STRAIGHT, AND ALL YOU SCREWBALL GREEN TEA LOVING HIPPY TRASH CAN ALL GO TO STRAIGHT TO H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS.
 
I hate people who insist on having their crappy rap music blaring out of their speakers at volume 99999999999999999999999999999999999999! IF YOU WANNA LISTEN TO YOUR CRAPPY MUSIC SO BAD, TURN DOWN THE VOLUME AND SHUT YOUR WINDOWS!
 
POOPY STINKY ALARM CLOCKS
By Perfection

WHY IN THE GREASY HELL ARE ALARM CLOCKS SO DAMN COMPLICATED THESE DAYS? I AM BY MOST ACCOUNTS A FAIRLY SMART DUDE BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THESE COUNTERINTUITVE NEW ALARM CLOCKS. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HAVING AN ALARM SET BUTTON, A RESET BUTTON, AND MINUTE/HOUR UP/DOWN, AND A CLOCK SET TAB? WHY DO I NEED TO DO A FRICKIN' PUZZLE JUST SO I CAN WAKE UP EARLY IN THE EVENING? SCREW NEW COUNTERINTUIVE ALARM CLOCKS AND THIER CRUDDY CHINESE MANUFACTURERS. I'LL TAKE SOME DAMN LEAD PAINT IF IT JUST FRICKIN' MAKES SENSE.
 
DAMN HUMMINGBIRD FEEDERS
By Perfection

THE PEOPLE WHO MANUFACTURE HUMMINGBIRD FEEDERS ARE TOTAL JERKS! THEY ALL HAVE STUPID CLEAR PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU HAV TO FILL WITH RED LIQUID TO ATTRACT HUMMINGBIRDS. THERE IS NO DAMN NEED FOR THAT, IF YOU JUST MADE THE WHOLE THING OUT OF TRANSLUCENT RED PLASTIC NOONE WOULD HAVE TO BUY THOSE STUPID COMMERCIAL NECTORS OR RISK GETTING RED DYE ALL OVER THEIR CLOTHES. IT'S PROBABLY SOME DAMN COLLUSION BETWEEN THE FEEDER MAKER AND THE NECTER GUY TO MAKE YOU BUY UNNECCESSARY STUFF. THEY SHOULD BOTH BE SOLIDLY KICKED SQUARE IN THE FACE AND THEN HAVE TINY PRETTY HUMMINGBIRDS CRAP ALL OVER THEM.
 
Screw volume 999999999999999999, listening to it at volume 11 ;) is plenty loud.

I am at the present incredibly annoyed at caffeine. It is currently 2:30 am. I am nowhere near tired. I had very little caffeine at about 11:00 pm.
 
Screw volume 999999999999999999, listening to it at volume 11 ;) is plenty loud.
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I got that joke.


I am at the present incredibly annoyed at caffeine. It is currently 2:30 am. I am nowhere near tired. I had very little caffeine at about 11:00 pm.

I am in the same position.
 
FRIGGIN ICE CUBES
By Perfection

WHY IN THIS MODERN AGE DON'T WE HAVE CHEAP PLASTIC COVERED ICE CUBES? MY DRINKS KEEP GETTING WATERED DOWN UNECCARILY. SHOULD A MAN BE FORCED TO ALWAYS TRADE OF BETWEEN REFRESING COLDNESS AND FLAVOR INTENSITY? I SAY SCREW SOCIETY FOR NOT PROVIDING ME WITH CHEAP PLASTIC COVERED ICE CUBES AND FORCING ME TO DRINK WATERED DOWN BEVERAGES.
 
You can always take the anti-ice-cube way out, and use a can of every beverage in your house to make beverage cubes. I know someone who is addicted to coke cubes.
 
Wouldn't the plastic make your drink taste bad?

Although that's actually seriously a good idea.
 
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