Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!

[Rossiya]

Ignorance. Annoying.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I don't think you answered my question, but whatevah.

I rant that it's hard to jaywalk in many places.

 

[silver 2039]

Also, that was a typo. I'm not a sado-masochist.

That didn't make any sense.

 

[LucyDuke]

I mean, searching through, say, my bureau to check if I have bad things (e.g. weapons) is good.

I disagree!

but why is haiku so popular, not, say, iambic pentameter or trochee?

Because it's so easy?

 

[holy king]

Because it's so easy?

it is? well, that would explain a lot.

 

[choxorn]

Yes, haiku is easy.

one one one one one
one one one one one one one
one one one one one

See?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

That didn't make any sense.

I meant to quote another user as saying "I would've spanked you if I were a parent." Or something along the lines.

I accidentally put a you instead of a second I.

So yeah. Makes sense, proving that I'm not a sadomasochist.

Also, I really hope that infraction of yours expired. Because you'd get b7 for trolling.

 

[holy king]

Yes, haiku is easy.

one one one one one
one one one one one one one
one one one one one

See?

words or syllables?

 

[choxorn]

5-7-5 syllables.

 

[silver 2039]

I accidentally put a you instead of a second I.

Eh??

Also, I really hope that infraction of yours expired. Because you'd get b7 for trolling.

Do you regularly see things that don't exist?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Eh??



Do you regularly see things that don't exist?

No.

I still remember. When you threatened to kill me.

 

[salty mud]

AGAIN

 

[silver 2039]

I still remember. When you threatened to kill me.

Congratulations. Your memory is truly long.

 

[choxorn]

Hey salty, you never told us how the hell a wasp stung your testicles.

 

[silver 2039]

Hey salty, you never told us how the hell a wasp stung your testicles.

Oh yes. I want to know that as well in a non-gay way.

 

[salty mud]

Upon 'closer inspection' () it was not actually a wasp sting. It appeared to be a sort of zit what burst. A little worrying?

You can get them all over so why not on your testicles as well?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

But the fact that you were considering the possibility that it was a wasp sting means that you were in a situation in which you may potentially have been stung, yes?

 

[Abaddon]

I had scabies once.. nearly . .. .. .. . my knickers when one decided to set up home "down-stairs" not long after i'd had a one night stand.. I was so relieved when I was told it was just a bite and not a Sti!

 

[salty mud]

But the fact that you were considering the possibility that it was a wasp sting means that you were in a situation in which you may potentially have been stung, yes?

It seemed plausible at the time, yes.

 

[silver 2039]

I had scabies once.. nearly . .. .. .. . my knickers when one decided to set up home "down-stairs" not long after i'd had a one night stand.. I was so relieved when I was told it was just a bite and not a Sti!

Why were you relived? Surely it should have been obvious?

I was under the impression that to get an STI you needed to have sex first.