Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!

[Abaddon]

one-night-stand= having sex withsomeone the night you meet them.

An i didn't know it was Scabies until i'd visited the clinic.

 

[LucyDuke]

This has nothing to do with the current thread participants, but

I have no patience for men that act as though they think they're physically attractive. It repulses me. Even if they are gorgeous. If you think you're cute, you ain't cute anymore. I do not like that I feel this way, but there you have it.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I can't find my harmonica.

 

[Gilder]

Apparently when I say to my friends I need to be home by 1am at the latest, it's okay to chat for another half hour and make me forty minutes late.

Goodbye car privilages. You were a sweet ride.

 

[Mise]

"Where has my passion gone?" <-- I've been asking this question for 2 and a half years now.

That's my rant. If I had passion, it would be longer.

 

[Ansar]

"Where has my passion gone?" <-- I've been asking this question for 2 and a half years now.

That's my rant. If I had passion, it would be longer.

At least you can have fun with feline_dacat and your other roommate.

 

[Gilder]

My sunburn is begining to peel. It's an icky feeling.

 

[Firstlady]

I can't stand ridiculous doctors who don't really even care about their patients and just suggest the first random test that comes to mind without bothering to think of how it would affect a patient who's already suffering and how performing the test would ultimately cause more pain to the patient. but why would he care? i mean, he's only there for the weekend. why bother putting all of the other factors into consideration since he isn't the one who's going to have to deal with all of it?

Oh, and the fact that the test will do next to nothing in the end because anything found will probably heal itself, that has to be my favorite part. let's just do invasive procedures for the sake of doing invasive procedures!

fdwiohergoihegrohieg

GRRRR!

if i end up becoming a doctor, i will never be like that.

 

[Nylan]

Most people don't understand the proper way to make a haiku, there's more to it than just syllable counting. That's why the vast majority of "haikus" suck.

 

[cubsfan6506]

I was at my granma's house the other day and she is the worst cook ever. She really seems to have this idea that the more stuff you put in something the better it will turn out. So she made a lime gelatin with grapes, celery, and onions. My sister was able to talk her out of putting carrots in it. It was so growse. The rest of the meal was mac and cheese made with old milk, and a bag of brown lettuce. I stopped at wendy's on the way out of town.

 

[LucyDuke]

Most people don't understand the proper way to make a haiku, there's more to it than just syllable counting. That's why the vast majority of "haikus" suck.

Can you enlighten us?

So she made a lime gelatin with grapes, celery, and onions. My sister was able to talk her out of putting carrots in it.

Jello... with vegetables? Dude, after the celery and onion, I don't think the carrots would have hurt.

 

[QuoVadisNation]

Call me insane, but I truly believe I am the only one out of all my friends who doesn't find it "cool" to score or do whatever with a girl when she happens to be drunk. Even if you are also drunk or another dude is drunk.

I hope the rant explains itself,
Good night.

 

[LucyDuke]

I did not have any teeth removed.

I have to go back on August 14 to go under general anesthesia.

Silver lining: I've got a course of antibiotics to take the whole time I'm away, so that allays worries about flare-ups. And I've got a new script for numnums painkillers, so that allays worries about flare-ups.

But this isn't done with like I wanted it to be and now I have a date to be anxious about.

 

[Julian Delphiki]

I should appoint time for dentist, but i just went there! Only like 5 years ago, when the doctor said that this would be perfect time to get of rid my wisdom teeth. I disagreed with her opinion.

Getting my teeth cleaned up & whitened was surprisingly nice as my head was basically placed between the boobs of lady doing it (i guess it was best position for her to work). About only time i've felt relaxed on dentist (or mouth hygienist which was her title iirc).

 

[LucyDuke]

I should appoint time for dentist, but i just went there! Only like 5 years ago, when the doctor said that this would be perfect time to get of rid my wisdom teeth. I disagreed with her opinion.

Yeah, I disagreed with them too. Now I've got a total of 28 days of antibiotics to tame and control my bottom-right wisdom tooth's infection while I'm unable to get them removed.

Shows how much I know.

 

[cubsfan6506]

Jello... with vegetables? Dude, after the celery and onion, I don't think the carrots would have hurt.

Not only that lime Jellow.

 

[Nylan]

Can you enlighten us?

I can't remember the exact definition, but I remember each line being an independent statement was part of it, and each line was meant to cast a different light on the subject, the result being a surprisingly vivid and (possibly) profound mental image, considering the amount of words involved. It can be very poetic. Just not on CFC.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I will call it a haiku if I want it to be a darned haiku!

 

[Nylan]

Well then I shall now refer to you as refrigerator

 

[holy king]

I will call it a haiku if I want it to be a darned haiku!

gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzgggggggg
gggggggggggggz
ggggggggggggggz


can call this a haiku?