Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!

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Thats nothing. Ive been away all week and have had to come back to look after the bloody cats (everyone else gets to go away for the weekend, grr) and last sundays roast is sitting on the side, crawling with maggots. They had even had another roast and put new roast next to the old one? How in gods name can you cook and eat a meal in a room with a maggoty chicken in it and not throw it out. Or up.

So while everyone else has a long weekend I'll be disinfecting the kitchen, alone. Great. Fan-bloody-tastic.

Goodness. That's absolutely repulsive. We only ever get maggots when someone forgets to empty out the (filthy) dishwater and flies get into the house.

I also hate when people leave food out that grows those green spores on them.
 
But you can have that with a type B shower too! Just don't move it!

EDIT: I guess that's my main point. Given two types, A and B, and a type, B, that can do anything A can do, and more! why not always choose B?

They usually have less water pressure, in my experience.
 
About the showers :
Fixed ones bring back awful memories of my early military career when we had to shower with 'Presto' showers, which are popular in public places. Imagine a fixed head and just a button to push where you cannot change neither the pressure, nor the temperature (so it was stone cold if you were one of the first to shower).
Movable shower heads FTW, I don't understand why people would choose fixed heads.


Also, apparently the movable ones are "popular with the ladies". I don't personally understand the appeal.

Do I really need to elaborate as to why this type is popular with ladies ?
 
Weird. I've found the type B to have more pressure!

Well, that depends a lot on the luck of the draw, and how much you apply yourself in getting decent water pressure out of the thing.
 
Weird. I've found the type B to have more pressure!

Let's meet tomorrow at dawn, bring your witnesses, and you'll have choice of weapons ;)

Howitzers at 30 ft.
 
Addendum to prior rant -

I'm particually bitter about spending the weekend disinfecting the kitchen alone with the cats because I should be on a freebie at a festival, the only man in a field of female massuses. Should as in "thats what I would have been doing" not should as in "deep down I know this is what I know I diserve".

But Im alone at home with the cats and the maggot ridden chicken.
 
Dammit. I'm stuck listening to "Metal Mayhem" on an exploratory radio mission. 2 freaking hours of metal. :shake: But there is some good news; this station seems to have it's act a whole lot more together, and I bet I'll have a much better shot.
 
Bigfoot is correct. That's for parents to say to kids, not for kids to say to parents. ;)

Now hurry up and delete that before silver, phillipe, and VRWC read it.

phillipe and VRWC I'm fine with. I realized that they don't flame. They'll just say, "D'Art, you need a spanking."

silver can just get another infraction.
 
Do I really need to elaborate as to why this type is popular with ladies ?

What I mean is, I get it, I understand the use, I just don't find that use as thrilling as most chicks seem to. It doesn't "do it" for me.

I also realized just now that mine also comes out of the holdy thing when I'm shaving my legs in a hurry. Curse you, movey shower head and your surprising uses.
 
Chemistry has, so far, been the subject which I've found the hardest in what I can remember as my education. :suicide:
 
Chemistry has, so far, been the subject which I've found the hardest in what I can remember as my education. :suicide:
I almost wish my Biology class was harder. It's like kindergarten all over again. We spend more time cutting stuff up and taping it into our notebooks then we do learning. Which isn't horrible but if we're not going to do anything I'd like it to be actually nothing so I could do homework or something.
 
Chemistry has, so far, been the subject which I've found the hardest in what I can remember as my education. :suicide:

AICE, I assume? If so, perfectly understandable.
 
I havent said a word to the girl, but my cousin's girlfriend hates me. My aunts and uncles and great grandparents keep suggesting we all go out and do something like play volleyball or whatever, but she's been very successful at excluding me from everything we've all tried to do and it's getting on my nerves. Blah, oh well. Maybe she doesn't realize I'm his cousin or whatever.

At least the younger girl seems to like me. She keeps dragging me all over the neighborhood and is pretty much attached to my hip, which is sweet and all...but ahh! I need a break. xD
 
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