Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!

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I'm sick of users that feel the need to post a new thread about every single minor detail. Usually it's in the wrong area, or could be asked in a thread specifically designed for questions that can be answered with one post...or better yet, google but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, instead they choose to spam up the place with a bunch of pointless, useless threads.

And yes, this is coming from the spam thread.
And yes, I'm going to start making use of the ignore button.

:mad:
 
Oh! Time to start a new thread asking if there are too many spam threads! :mischief:
 
Oh my [censored by myself] God! One of the grossest things that has ever happened to me has just happened to me know. I realize some people might even find it funny and not gross at all, but to me it was unbearable.

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As some of you might know, as I've posted about this many times I'm a bit of an insectophobe and arachnophobe, although these days I've gotten past the fear of most insects and they just provoke me disgust (still a bit of an arachnophobe though - large spiders still scare me for apparently no reason, and yes, somehow I was more afraid 3 months ago when a large spider was on my neck than last year when I met a live, wild bear in a forest in Romania).

So I was sitting here at the computer, right on this chair in front of this monitor. The monitor is the only light in the room. I see a mosquito flying around. It's annoying and I hate their bites, so I try to quickly grab it with my left hand.

I look inside my palm and I can't see it, so I'm just thinking "bleah, it probably just went away and I wasn't fast enough". Then I see a very thin line of blood in an unusual spot on my hand. I have no idea how it could have gotten there, unless it was from the mosquito. So I look again in my hand, and the mosquito is not there. I think that I must have somehow killed it by pressing it against something else, instead of pressing it against my hand, and it barely touched my hand and that's why I don't see it.

Something like 3 minutes later, while typing, I feel something on my little finger. As I'm a guitar player, I often get pieces of skin peeling off the tips of the fingers of my left hand. As they are somewhat dangerous to your fingers if you still have them while you play, I often cut them off with a special pair of scissors. But since often I'm way too lazy to turn on the light, find the thing, etc, I often bite them instead and it works quite good.

So I bit it... And I felt something in my mouth. I point my finger towards the monitor and look... I could see something that used to be a mosquito stuck on my pinky. And then it occurred to me: I must have killed it that way, and I've just bitten half of it.

I go to the bathroom. There's blood on my finger, blood on my hand, blood on my teeth and on my tongue and even on my upper lip... And I spit in the sink and there's half a mosquito coming out of my mouth. :vomit: I don't know if you can imagine how gross that can be for someone afraid of insects.

And since it was so full of blood, it must mean it bit me first, too. I still have goose bumps, 6-7 minutes after washing all the blood off.
 
I'm trying to imagine how you could have bitten one in half. It's like biting a grain of sand in half! Or how it could have that much blood in it.

Forgive me for being skeptical. :huh:
 
I'm trying to imagine how you could have bitten one in half. It's like biting a grain of sand in half! Or how it could have that much blood in it.

Forgive me for being skeptical. :huh:

"Half" was a figure of speech. It was a part of it.

And about the blood, you must come around here to the Danube delta to see what a mosquito means and how much blood it can hold. ;)
(FYI, I've seen 5-8 centimeter long mosquito-looking-things, but those don't bite - apparently those are in the family Tipulidae, according to Wiki. Those that do are not larger than normal ones, they just get full of blood)

What do you think? That I just made up the whole thing? What for?
 
What do you think? That I just made up the whole thing? What for?

Hey man, I've never seen any delta skeeters, I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.

I also say: "never let the truth get in the way of a good story." :)
 
Hey man, I've never seen any delta skeeters, I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.

I also say: "never let the truth get in the way of a good story." :)

Well, you only need a tiny drop of blood to cover a rather large area, I doubt the blood was any more than any normal female mosquito gets. It was a very small amount, but just like you can spread 1 mg of ink on a quite large area on a paper, that was spread on my hand, with a bit on my tooth, mouth and upper lip. :)
 
Having mosquito catching contests is actually quite entertaining, especially if your getting alot.;)

catching flies and then throwing them at the wall is also fun.... even though I could never do it... one of my friends could... I tried, but it was more fun watching
 
I'd like to rant about how my PIECE OF CRAP PHONE ONLY HANGS UP 75% OF THE TIME?

No, I am not on Speaker. I'm in a regular conversation. I say goodbye. I close the phone. The conversation does not end.

What's worse is my off button is unresponsive some of the time. It took 1 minute just to turn it off jsut because it was being so unresponsive.
 
Are you on your forth phone call that's the only way that it can hang up seventy five percent of the time.
 
No, I am not on Speaker. I'm in a regular conversation. I say goodbye. I close the phone. The conversation does not end.

The other person doesn't hang up?
 
The other person doesn't hang up?

that doesn't always end the call on your end, I've noticed.... at least not with my parents cell phone. You have to hit end call or close the phone to end it on your end (which is what he is having trouble doing)
 
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