Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Bigfoot3814]

Well then in that case, steal their shoes, tie them together and throw them over the nearest power line. Or alternatively, down a storm drain.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

My sister and I got our father the same book >.<

At least he opened mine first, so she was the copycat

Also, I ate way too much food and it looks like I swallowed a cannonball.

 

[cubsfan6506]

I dislike the fact that people get very expensive things for Christmas while I'm stuck with getting cheap stuff (mostly dollarama).

Other people are like, "Wow! I got a camera, a PSP..."
And then I can be like, "Right, I got uhh, food from the dollar store."

Didn't you say you got a xbox.

 

[Mirc]

Tomorrow night I will have to spend some time (anything between 15 minutes and 1 hour, probably) outside in the cold.
The best part about it is that looking on the Internet a "felt" temperature of -21 C (-6 F) was announced as the minimum for tomorrow.

-21... That will likely be the coldest time I've experienced in this country.

 

[Synobun]

Didn't you say you got a xbox.

Never touched an Xbox in my life.
Never will.

 

[salty mud]

Never touched an Xbox in my life.
Never will.

Your loss.

 

[Shekwan]

Never touched an Xbox in my life.
Never will.

Anti-Microsoft? PS3 Fanboy? Luddite?

 

[Synobun]

Anti-Microsoft? PS3 Fanboy? Luddite?

No money?

xcl

 

[salty mud]

Well when you get some money in the future, you can buy one then.

 

[Shekwan]

No money?

xcl

That's what jobs are for.

 

[Synobun]

Well when you get some money in the future, you can buy one then.

I can spend money on more worthwhile things.

edit - @ Shekwan - My area in Ontario raised the age to 15 and there are almost no jobs in my town.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

I finally have gotten MOOD MUSIC for my crush rants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDWgsQhbaqU

 

[azzaman333]

Xbox kicks the crap out of the PS3, unless you specifically want Blu-ray, or prefer only the PS3 exclusive games.

 

[salty mud]

Let's keep the fan-boy wars to a minimum, shall we?

RANT: Damn indigestion... It hurts so much.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

GRAAGH!!! I HATE THE PACKAGING ON TODAY'S VIDEO GAME ATTACHMENTS!!!!!!!!!

I heard they came in boxes in the old days.

Now, they come in packaging that's harder to open than a safe.

Seriously. I usually spend five minutes on one package and I still haven't gotten it open. You either need to be the Hulk to open the package or you need a chainsaw.

 

[Catharsis]

I feel the same way about pickle jars.

 

[salty mud]

GRAAGH!!! I HATE THE PACKAGING ON TODAY'S VIDEO GAME ATTACHMENTS!!!!!!!!!

I heard they came in boxes in the old days.

Now, they come in packaging that's harder to open than a safe.

Seriously. I usually spend five minutes on one package and I still haven't gotten it open. You either need to be the Hulk to open the package or you need a chainsaw.

Scissors.

I feel the same way about pickle jars.

Hammer.

 

[CCRunner]

To Mom,

Please do not clean my room You put everything "where it goes" and then I can never find it again. "it goes" where it is! So stop moving it. And shirts are perfectly fine folded sitting in my chair. I really don't care whether or not they're hung up.

Actually, please don't leave any evidence you've ever been in my room. I understand that you go in sometimes. I just don't want to know about it. Don't clean my room (see above), don't turn on the fan, don't do anything at all.

 

[Nylan]

I need at least $700 in 3 days. Any ideas?

 

[CCRunner]

Sell your christmas presents?