Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Nylan]

Sell your christmas presents?

My Christmas presents are not really "sellable". I'll need the boots when I head back up north, and I didn't get much else.

 

[salty mud]

Male prostitute?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Scissors.

I tried, it barely made a dent in them.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I need at least $700 in 3 days. Any ideas?

Googly-eye clams?

 

[Nylan]

Googly-eye clams?

what, and end up like this guy?

 

[salty mud]

I tried, it barely made a dent in them.

Learn to use scissors.

 

[silver 2039]

I have the same problem as Nylan. Someone what do I do for money?

 

[jeps]

I need at least $700 in 3 days. Any ideas?

7 fat chicks?

 

[Catharsis]

I need at least $700 in 3 days. Any ideas?

Freestyle for tips?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Learn to use scissors.

I did, I got it open, I set up a gamertag.

Also, I have to put my cat down tomorrow.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

7 fat chicks?

Or 70 fat chicks for 10 bucks each.

 

[salty mud]

Bank loan?

 

[Taras Bulba]

I got a Wii for Christmas, and now I have to wait like a week and a half to use it! curse this move! Packing everything up as I wish to unpack this!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Steve Malzberg just rickrolled me!!!

 

[Sashie VII]

There's this girl with confidence/insecurity issues I know, that thinks she's in love with this older guy. Thing is, he hasn't contacted her for a while now since he's graduated, and she agreed that he's the player type. Surely a phone call doesn't take long? I feel sad to hear her saying that she believe someday they'll be together again. I wish I can help her move on, and be happy again.

 

[mythmonster2]

I just realized... I have no life . Oh well, never bothered me before. Why is it bothering me now?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I just realized... I have no life . Oh well, never bothered me before. Why is it bothering me now?

Well I have a hard time believing that.

 

[mythmonster2]

How about spending the entire Christmas break never even talking to a friend? And playing at least 2 hours of video games every day in the break so far?

 

[silver 2039]

Given the fact that you're on this forum its taken for granted that you have no life until proven otherwise.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

How about spending the entire Christmas break never even talking to a friend? And playing at least 2 hours of video games every day in the break so far?

When you go back to school, ask your friends what they did. If they did the same thing as you then you're still safe.