Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
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. I'm to afraid to ask her out 
Mowque
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i want to do a death penalty thread, but i'm worried we have had one recently...but i can't get the search to work...
cubsfan6506
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Do it man, do it.
Nylan
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I want to play my saxophone, but I have no decent sheet music 
EDIT: Also, there are no drummers to be found on this campus. What's up with that?
EDIT: Also, there are no drummers to be found on this campus. What's up with that?
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Well, my crush barely pays attention to me now that she's discovered The Kid Who Sits Northeast From Her.
The aforementioned kid likes her, methinks. He gives her mixes of CD's. Now, she's asking him for help in Latin. That was originally my job.
Why do I have a problem with this kid?
He only likes her for her looks. How do I know this?
He came up to me one day and said, "I know somebody who's more annoying than you were in 7th grade (I was crazy then)."
Guess who it was?
If she breaks up with him and chooses him, I'm going to murder that kid. Possibly use his skull as a goblet. All I need are to set some rubies in the skull's eyes.
tl;dr version: I've lost my Latin Buddy status with my crush for another kid who likes her only for her looks.
The aforementioned kid likes her, methinks. He gives her mixes of CD's. Now, she's asking him for help in Latin. That was originally my job.
Why do I have a problem with this kid?
He only likes her for her looks. How do I know this?
He came up to me one day and said, "I know somebody who's more annoying than you were in 7th grade (I was crazy then)."
Guess who it was?
If she breaks up with him and chooses him, I'm going to murder that kid. Possibly use his skull as a goblet. All I need are to set some rubies in the skull's eyes.
tl;dr version: I've lost my Latin Buddy status with my crush for another kid who likes her only for her looks.
Bigfoot3814
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Mowque
Hypermodernist
Does he live in THE Northeast or do you often use cardinal direction in causal use?
Edit- I see Bigfoot beat me to the joke..and his was funnier!
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
I just chose what I thought of first.
And it was Northeast.
I'm 90% sure she liked me then.
But in all seriousness, I've lost hope of ever being with her this year.
And it was Northeast.
I'm 90% sure she liked me then.
But in all seriousness, I've lost hope of ever being with her this year.
salty mud
Deity
Yeah well, I've had a crush on a girl since June, and she STILL blanks me. HA! 
Bigfoot3814
Deity
Edit- I see Bigfoot beat me to the joke..and his was funnier!
Live on for the future!
What is this Britishness?
salty mud
Deity
'Blanks' means pretty much what it says. She ignores me, takes no notice, I appear as a blank in her life. Which isn't entirely true, but if it evokes sympathy, what the hell.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
I figured as much but you never can tell with some of these language differences.
I call that the "Hamanahamanahamana Syndrome".I always have that "crush-on-someone-that-prevents-you-from-talking-to-them-coherently".
Mowque
Hypermodernist
Bigfoot MD
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Is it possible that someone could make a thread for teenage crush-angst? 'Cause it keeps turning up in this thread and it's getting rather boring.
None of you are ever going to get girlfriends. Accept it, and move on.
None of you are ever going to get girlfriends. Accept it, and move on.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Other than that, my only hope of getting into a relationship with her is if my teacher assigns my seat in Geometry next to her.
If I do, I will indeed party.
If I do, I will indeed party.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
That was a good one.
I know, RR has been teen angst incarnate for a while now. 'Swhy I've chosen to mostly make jokes about it. Laughter is the best medicine.
It's attitudes like that that keep this thread in the shape it is.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Thread made.
I label you "less inventive than Krum".
Nylan
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