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The company I work for just went into chapter 11.
 
Mirc said:
What's chapter 11? :(
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USA bankruptcy law - chapter 11 is where you ask the courts for protection from your creditors until you can agree a restructuring plan. If you can't agree a restructuring you go into chapter 7 (I think) which is where you sell whatever parts of the business you can and then fire everyone that's left with whatever cash is left over going to the creditors (people who are owed money).
 
Great my laptop fell on the floor and now its stopped working, and the charger plug got bent, and so it seems really screwed now and I need to get it repaired. I'm at a computer lab right now and this really sucks. Typical.
 
Since I take the bus to work, my boss (without telling me) gave my space to someone else. When I parked there on Monday, I almost got towed. She told me I have to tell her in the future when I park there. So I told her I would be parking there today as well. When I got there, the space was occupied so I parked in another one, then told her I was parked there. She told me that I had to tell her, always - I reminded her that I had, and she told me that the other person had just showed up there today and she didn't want to tell him to move. So, she is insistent that I always tell her when I am using my own parking space, but she either doesn't bother to remember or doesn't bother to do anything with the information.
 
My dad's being a freaking ****** again, calling me an idiot for saying that Jagex, the creators of Runescape, which my brother is a member of, was swindling us when we were quitting.
 
My God...

This is quite possibly going to be the most explosive rant I probably will ever make. More allcaps and possibly a picture. There will be rage?

What is it about?

I think we have to read Twilight in sophomore year for school.

WHO THE HELL DECIDED TO DO THIS? TWILIGHT IS JUST SOME ******** TEEN GIRL ROMANCE NOVEL WITH FAKE VAMPIRES.

Why are they fake?

Real vampires DIE when sunlight hits them. In Twilight, however, they just SPARKLE LIKE *edited for language, The Dots don't help the mood*!!!!

Here's the plot: Some dumb bimbo wants a boyfriend and is desperate for "the right guy" when she meets some other idiot. Idiot turns out to be some dumb pseudo-vampire that uses a gallon of hair gel a day trying desperately to lose his virginity. Bimbo and Idiot fall in love. The Pseudo-Vampire Mafia wants to kill the idiot, but the Bimbo gets in the way. Bimbo almost dies, but Idiot then decides to make her into a pseudo-vampire. Various makeout scenes scattered throughout. And Bram Stoker's ghost drives a stake through all the pseudo-vampires' hearts, killing them all. THANK JESUS.

There you go. That's all you need to read. BUT EVERY TEEN GIRL ACROSS AMERICA LOVES IT. AND THEN SOME GROWNUPS. AND THEN SOME BOYS. WHY DO THEY LIKE THIS CRAP?

BECAUSE TWILIGHT IS A POORLY-WRITTEN EXCUSE FOR LITERATURE. IF YOU WANT TO READ A VAMPIRE NOVEL, READ BRAM STOKER, ANNE RICE, OR CHRISTOPHER PIKE.

In all seriousness, whoever decided this terrible excuse for literature was good for school reading should be shot.
 
So people are going bankrupt, being laid off, others are facing major life problems, ,and you have to read a poor piece of literature?

Way too kep some sense of proportion there
 
had to study Twilight in a teen-Lit course for my Library Science...pretty bad, but i've read worse...least the kids are reading...
 
D'Artagnan59 said:
My God...

This is quite possibly going to be the most explosive rant I probably will ever make. More allcaps and possibly a picture. There will be rage?

What is it about?

I think we have to read Twilight in sophomore year for school.

WHO THE HELL DECIDED TO DO THIS? TWILIGHT IS JUST SOME ******** TEEN GIRL ROMANCE NOVEL WITH FAKE VAMPIRES.

Why are they fake?

Real vampires DIE when sunlight hits them. In Twilight, however, they just SPARKLE LIKE *edited for language, The Dots don't help the mood*!!!!

Here's the plot: Some dumb bimbo wants a boyfriend and is desperate for "the right guy" when she meets some other idiot. Idiot turns out to be some dumb pseudo-vampire that uses a gallon of hair gel a day trying desperately to lose his virginity. Bimbo and Idiot fall in love. The Pseudo-Vampire Mafia wants to kill the idiot, but the Bimbo gets in the way. Bimbo almost dies, but Idiot then decides to make her into a pseudo-vampire. Various makeout scenes scattered throughout. And Bram Stoker's ghost drives a stake through all the pseudo-vampires' hearts, killing them all. THANK JESUS.

There you go. That's all you need to read. BUT EVERY TEEN GIRL ACROSS AMERICA LOVES IT. AND THEN SOME GROWNUPS. AND THEN SOME BOYS. WHY DO THEY LIKE THIS CRAP?

BECAUSE TWILIGHT IS A POORLY-WRITTEN EXCUSE FOR LITERATURE. IF YOU WANT TO READ A VAMPIRE NOVEL, READ BRAM STOKER, ANNE RICE, OR CHRISTOPHER PIKE.

In all seriousness, whoever decided this terrible excuse for literature was good for school reading should be shot.
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All the emo girls love it :rolleyes: I have to put up with them in chorus...

One emo girl wears this spiky slanted pseudo-belt that looks ********. She's so depressing. And she's nihilistic in a bad way.


And she's a bad influence on my rational friends.
 
nonconformist said:
So people are going bankrupt, being laid off, others are facing major life problems, ,and you have to read a poor piece of literature?

Way too kep some sense of proportion there
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Thank the lord no one is dying in Africa, Asia, or the Middle East.
 
My Internet is not done crapping out on me yet.

Related to the beards thing, Cleric: what do I do if the prevailing opinion is "light stubble"? Is there an opposite to that? :p
 
Health Drug Courtroom Project Tomorrow, and I still need to find a damned actor to play the wife. Plus, we have like no evidence or case studies Holy S**t, we're screwed.

Plus, the buttoned shirt I need to wear has an impossible-to-take off button and is way too tight on my neck.

Plus, I need to do this stupid Global Studies 'creative work' on how all the Ancient Greeks were connected, and I'm horrible at such works. (AKA, poems, haikus, limericks, etc.)
 
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