Random Rants

[Mr. Dictator]

go to free translation.com and on the right side there should be a link that says "free web translator" all you have to do is translate it from a random language to english if i remember it correctly

just keep messing with it, i havent done it in about a year since they blocked it after a while

 

[7ronin]

Random rant #1: When will it be ok to stop pretending Sarah Jessica Parker and Venus Williams are good looking? Williams looks like an ugly guy in drag, and Parker literally looks like a witch.

Probably about the same time that people stop thinking that Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, and Anna Nicole Smith are actresses.

 

[De Lorimier]

Random rant no.47365

I went out last night, drank a lot of rum and amaretto and now I have a headache and I'm freakin' thirsty!

Time to go to work!

 

[puglover]

I have to log off CFC to eat breakfast. I mean, who eats breakfast anymore!

 

[Pasi Nurminen]

I plugged my mp3 player into a computer to recharge it, and it stopped working. I can still connect it, sort through the files, but it won't play once I remove it from the USB port. I did everything I could, still would not work, and now I'm in the middle of Vietnam without music. So the only thing I can do to get music back is go to Hanoi and buy a cheap CD player, and then burn all the mp3s on my player to CD (because remember, it still works while connected to a USB port) and get my music back!

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

Some fuk head unscrewed my bicycle tire. I bro´ke my nose in three places, got a concousion and scraped most of the skin off my face. Any ways I hate politicians, commies and people who don't agree with me.

 

[Turner]

Moderator Action: AL_DA_GREAT - Warned, language.

 

[stuge]

In southern Europe it's +25 degrees warm and I bet bet the ladies have their summer clothes on. Here in Finland, however, it's +10 degrees, it's raining, everything looks grey and the eye candy day is nowhere in the near future ... AAARGH!

No wonder Finns are reckoned to be a little oddball. After all, we are the descendants of those morons, who decided to settle here after the latest ice age. As a not-so-proud offspring of those torch-bearers of irredeemable stupidity I hereby throw my respect for my ancestors out of the window.

**** the Finnish climate.

 

[thetrooper]

stuge you should read this.

 

[stuge]

@ thetrooper

Yeah I've read that and it's good, because I love the winter season. I'm an avid winter sports fan. Ice hockey, skiing, I even ride my bike 6 kms to school every day, snow or not. I just abhor the fact that the Finnish summer is a cross between spring and autumn and not a season in it's own right.

Oh, and in an attempt to keep a good reputation, I want to say that with "eye candy" and "summer clothes" I don't mean the one-figleaf-and-two-bowls-look. I mean clothes that are designed to be beautiful and not to protect people from freezing to death, like an yak's mane.

 

[friskymike]

In the UK people drive on the left, overtake on the right, but for some STUPID reason is the opposite on escalators, its stand on the right, overtake on the left. :crazy:

 

[MasterShake]

Why is bread square and bologna round?

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

for once in my life, i can say that i have no 'real' complaints! Now there are a few things that piss me off in the moment. For example, I was expo tonight, and it was absolutely rediculous how inadequate some of our cooks are! I mean, it took pantry-side like twenty minutes to make a New Orleans Seafood! They burnt the first fish they made, so they had to do it over again. My boss comes out of hte office and i like "why is this 4-way sampler at 17 minutes? Whats the deal with the baked chicken parmesan re-cook? Why does this salad look like butt?" Well, sir, its because your cooks tonight suck. thats about it, they suck. Im angry because i get yelled for their inadequacy. Of course, if i couldnt deal with it i wouldnt expo, i think i deal with it better than most other people there, but still.
Oh, and how hard is it to remember: THREE tenders on a Triple Play, FOUR on a Sampler, and FIVE on a Tender Dinner?

Ok, more work stuff, but this time fromt the opposite side of the rack.
How hard is it to ring in an order right, huh? For example, if you ring in a Tenders app and put "add BBQ," that means toss it it barbwque sauce! not a side of BBQ, that would read "on side BBQ," no? Its rediculous. Or, why ring in a Mild wings, but then put "plain," next to it? why not just ring in plain wings?
ALso, a Bacon Cheese X, 86 bacon is also called a CHEESEBURGER! why not ring it in as such?
ok one more thing: 15% off every item and 15% off the total price of the items regularly ARE THE SAME THING

 

[Ecclesiastes]

I miss those days when I was young and in a band and we could basically call eachother up anytime and just go jam. Then I got married.

 

[Raisin Bran]

I need to Rant!

I can't stand having to work on weekends, especially when is nice sunny and warm outside.

Man in Quebec we work 24 hours a day we never get days off. Weekends here are a thing of the past ..... the Governement dosent try to keep the companies on a leach and tell them to stop making us work on weekends, same thing with holidays. I rather have a day off that being paid twice !!!!!

This sucks !!!!!!!

end rant

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Whenever plugging in an electrical appliance that has one prong wider than the other, you will always first plug it in the wrong way, and have to turn it around the right way before plugging it in the second time.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

I hate it even more when youre trying to do it in the dark, and it takes you like 10 minutes to find the damned socket, and then you plug it in the wrong way, pulling the plug out, and losing the socket again. Now rinse and repeat

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I hate it even more when youre trying to do it in the dark, and it takes you like 10 minutes to find the damned socket, and then you plug it in the wrong way, pulling the plug out, and losing the socket again. Now rinse and repeat

Its terrible, its often driven me to curse the day I was born.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

Its terrible, its often driven me to curse the day I was born.

occasionallhy i do that too, until my finger contacts the plug and socket at the same time. Then i curse the plug while sucking on my pained finger

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Umm...

I got a bad grade on my biology test.

So I have to study hard for the extra test I get on Thursday to make up for it.

Did I mention I'm taking my fourth and fifth university courses while still in the second year of high school and 17 years old?

I'm stressed and tired.