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ok, i've gotta get this off my chest:

I hate, with a passion, all of the following:

white girl black guy relationships :mad:
lesbianism :vomit:
religion
puritans
sex-haters [pissed]
smoking
people driving while talking on a cell-phone
 
DSo all these "hatyeers" jus relax"! my rant is against all those who take take life far far serious! i mean WOAH! who really cares? talke a load of an relax dude... stress will only kill you sooner.


Oh.. anm i want to rant against headzached Vs Alciohol... excess of either suxc!
 
So . . . you hate religion, and what you call "Puritanism" (no one ever uses that word correctly), and sex haters, and certain types of sexual relationships?

I assume there is a joke I missed.
Nope. no joke. sorry.

yeah, I have double standards, I admit.
 
I want to rant about Abaddon being here. You were banned for a reason, buddy. GO DO SOME BLIDDY WORK! :mad:

;)

Spoiler :
{Note: this isn't PDMA, he asked to be banned to get work done.}
 
Renewing my passport and...

When you send off for a UK pasport you have to get someone to sign the back of your photo and fill in a little blurb to the effect they have known you under the given name for the last five years. They have to be a teacher/ doctor/ lawer or other member of a professional association.

The idea is clear - if they lie they will be struck-off, disbarred, defrocked or otherwise excluded from their profession. They dont confurm your identity but confurm that you have been living under x name with the face on the photo for five years.

Excluded from this are members of your family. Your family cannot sign for you. Except that IF YOU ARE THEIR FAMILY THEY MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH ANYWAY.

Man, this time I've got teacher and lawer friends comming out my arse, but last time I got a passport I was nineteen and it was the summer and everyone was on holiday. Despite every member of my family being members of a professional association I had to track down the aunt of a friend of mine on the other side of London. Took all day. What is the bloody point? They would lie for me if they were my family? But if they are my family they are not lieing.

Utter tossers.
 
1: I have to have a bunch of olive oil on my head because some site said that olive oil supposedly helps dandruff go away. And the olive oil is stinking up my room. Thank goodness I can wash it off in about half an hour
2:Typos: I made 5 typos in the last sentence(2 in this one. I mean 3! Never mind, 4. GAAAAAAAH!!!!! 6!!!!!!)
3:From a long time ago. PAKISTAN LOST TO IRELAND IN CRICKET!!! Then again, India losing to Bangladesh made me feel much better. But Ireland made it to the second round!!! (No offense to any Irish.) (7 freakin typos in this part!Never mind, 8)
 
1: I have to have a bunch of olive oil on my head because some site said that olive oil supposedly helps dandruff go away. And the olive oil is stinking up my room. Thank goodness I can wash it off in about half an hour

Lawl, they got you to put olive oil on your head. :rotfl:

If there's one thing you learn on the internet, it's "don't listen to the internet."
 
Lawl, they got you to put olive oil on your head. :rotfl:

If there's one thing you learn on the internet, it's "don't listen to the internet."

yeah, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very true.

And I've got one more rant:shock sites. You know their like a maze or a quiz but then when you finish it a scary thing(or disturbing) comes up. And about 10 typos were made in the making of this post. EDIT :11
 
Now Im starting to lose pants. Before it was just socks and underwear.
 
Any-hoo, people that send a scathing pm and then beg for you not to respond get a rant here instead of the response they deserve.
 
I hate revision.
 
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