So yesterday one of the ladies in my office brought in coconut cake. It was moist and delicious. Today the pan was sitting in the sink, so the office manager told me to send her an email asking her to remove it. I did so, stressing that I had been told to send it, and using the phrases "please" and "thank you". When she came in, she treated me to a 5 minute profanity laced tirade about how rude and ungrateful I was for making her get it.
It was hilarious.