Basically, I was in this science group that required me to buy stuff for a stupid play and I only had $6, plus it was frikkin' cold outside. So I was waiting in the library to go with my friends and avoid the group, when one of my friends came over and said:
"Well, the people we were waiting for are here, but so did ____ come so you'll need to go with them"
So I slowly walked with my friend to the science group, and then before they saw me, I literally ran out the door in front of me. I ran down two blocks before stopping at the corner deli, and waited for 4 minutes before the group of friends came. I asked what happened to my science group and my friend said:
"____ had this WTH face on and said, 'Wow, he's really gone'. You also looked hilarious when running out the door"
I laughed and then got onto my subway train, and transferred to an elevated rail subway, when ____ called. She said to go all the way back to Manhattan, and I pretended not to hear her, saying I was about to go underground. (I was) I then hung up and turned off my cell phone, and when I got home, I immediately turned off text messaging services, so now I am nearly unreachable.
Just answering a post here. 
