Random Raves!

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I may get to go to Washington D.C for free for 10 days in Summer 2008 :cool:

*crosses his fingers*
 
When I find the person that invented the urinals in my office building, they're getting what's coming to them! I mean do they purposefully design it so that more stream splashes onto your pants instead of going down the drain? I bet they were designed by a woman that wanted to take her revenge out on as many men as possible.

What's worse is that the short guys always go for the tall ones and I'm left with the urinal that's located around my shins! HEY I'm 6' 4" buddy! You're only 5' therefore you should be only using the short one!

What's even worse is that some of my co-workers will take the stall next to me and start a whole conversation while in mid-stream! "HEY buddy! Listen I got those graphics on my desk and lalalala" NO. NONONONONO. If there was one piece of advice I'd give to a lady that got turned into a man overnight in a comical gender role reversal movie on Comedy Central, it's NEVER talk to another man next to you when at the urinals and your eyes must be averted straight forward!
 
A girl said "Josh we should get married and have Christian babies" to me today.
 
you could head over to gatineau and do it. less than 8 hours to montreal (for you), and in Quebec you can get married with no parental consent at age 16, whereas in ontario you need parental consent from 16-18 ;)
 
I have been elected President of My School's Multimedia Club
 
A lot of good new pages on wiki seem to appear - just when I thought all hope is lost (i've seen so many downright stupid articles that I was about to think that!).

Romanian hit the 100,000 article limit and Italian got hundreds of new articles. :D Italian, I love you! Really, anything I read is more beautiful in the sound of Italian.
 
Seems that I'm Skyping with a nice girl...
 
Doesn't sound very good, but I'm impressed with myself for my first time:

73rd out of 174 people in a Math tournament :)
 
Good, I'm usually 3rd from 200.
 
I don't go to Math competitions anymore.

EDIT: And I'm raving for this!
 
you could head over to gatineau and do it. less than 8 hours to montreal (for you), and in Quebec you can get married with no parental consent at age 16, whereas in ontario you need parental consent from 16-18 ;)

LOL well I think maybe the getting married and having babies part is unecessary. The main part is the "trying not to have a baby" ;)

EDIT: I got a $450 paycheck yesterday!!! And that is working part time at a donut shop (TIM HORTONS) while still being in highschool!! (my normal paychecks are like $230, I get payed biweekly)
 
I got promoted! I've been working as a part-time sample server at the nut stand for over a year now, and I've just been promoted to a managerial position at sixteen years old! :D
 
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