Rapper Murdered After Fight Over Candy

[squall78]

that ish cray

 

[mangxema]

Too bad that candy wasn't a Life Saver.

 

[GoodGame]

Reminds me of the Chapelle skit about "keeping it too real".

 

[Antilogic]

Reminds me of the Chapelle skit about "keeping it too real".

"When keeping it real goes wrong."

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Milka! Real chocolate, not that brown american stuff.

 

[mangxema]

Reminds me of the Chapelle skit about "keeping it too real".

I was thinking of the Boondocks myself. I'm pretty sure I can't post the skit here, but if you watch the show, you know what I'm talking a bout.

 

[Commodore]

I was thinking of the Boondocks myself. I'm pretty sure I can't post the skit here, but if you watch the show, you know what I'm talking a bout.

I guess we should all just be glad these two weren't fighting over a parking space or bumped into each other in a crosswalk.

 

[muhtesem insan]

I'm sure the victim was part of a socialistic gang and wanted the other guy to share the wealth.

You really don't get socialism.

 

[downtown]

Too bad that candy wasn't a Life Saver.

welll played sir.

Of course, this isn't about candy, it's about respect. People get shot all the time for stuff like this.

 

[Defiant47]

The candy part was probably entirely unrelated. Guy must have slept with the other guy's wife and mother, and probably flaunted that fact in order to get a rise out of him.

 

[Floating Pants]

Hamilton. Only white guys have the same last names as our founding fathers.

Yeah, because Denzel Washington is apparently white.

 

[Smellincoffee]

I know a girl who's soft and sweet
She's so fine, she can't be beat
Got everything that I desire
She sets the summer sun on fire
I want Candy...
I want Candy...

 

[NickyJ]

Too bad that candy wasn't a Life Saver.

100 internetz have been awarded to you. Congratulations.

 

[_random_]

Dark Chocolate is teh best!

Dark chocolate is an annoying fad taking shelf space away from good, milk-chocolate based candies. I would shoot a man if he tried to make me eat dark chocolate, unless I was pretty hungry.

I know a girl called Candy and she would be worth fighting over.

Huh. As a name, that tends to be associated with certain... occupations. Sometimes I wonder about you...

 

[Mr. Dictator]

No race mentioned, which usually means 'unruly yoofs' were involved...

Do you even try and hide it anymore?