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[Tee Kay]

Would you kill me if I said you must be an Arabic vampire due to the fact your eyes are red, and that you cover yourself with all those robes to avoid sparkling?

First I will kill the creature depicted in your avatar, then I will slay the entire cast of Sonic in front of your eyes, then I will put Zakumi in a giant blender, and then force you to have sex with Bella Swan and then kill you.

Fun fact: the red eye is in fact a reference to Fullmetal Alchemist. The Ishbalans (who live in the deserts) are distinguished by their red eyes.

 

[Tani Coyote]

You may look harmless, but I know that stick obviously doubles as a bo, and probably a shaolin spade for all I know. I see the beginnings of a sword, and there's likely a flying guillotine inside the robe somewhere. And probably several ancient weapons I can't detail.

How do I know this? Simple. People with red eyes HAVE to be evil. Just look at me! Furthermore, they all carry ancient weapons rather than modern ones for some reason... ...no. That applies to everybody.

Spoiler :

First I will kill the creature depicted in your avatar, then I will slay the entire cast of Sonic in front of your eyes, then I will put Zakumi in a giant blender, and then force you to have sex with Bella Swan and then kill you.

Ah... well, then I instead make the statement I typed above. (...and now I have the three-posts-per-avatar rule to follow...)

I also recommend you write the script for the next Final Destination movie.

Fun fact: the red eye is in fact a reference to Fullmetal Alchemist. The Ishbalans (who live in the deserts) are distinguished by their red eyes.

You've had red eyes all along haven't you?

Also, yay, FMA! Obviously I can't detail my own person fanaticism for that show(it's one of my favorites), to avoid derailing the thread. But, awesomesauce!

 

[W|M]

<-- The mosque is that way

EDIT: Damn, x-post

 

[Abaddon]

stock avatar? 1/10

 

[landlubber]

Cool effect with a tree and a mushroom cloud... 7/10

 

[Double A]

I don't really know. 5?

 

[landlubber]

No one gets my avatar.
Then again, I don't get it either.

 

[Zack]

I don't get it. 3/10

 

[GenMarshall]

Its a trap!!!

 

[civplayah]

I wonder how much time per day CivGeneral spends on GMOD...

 

[Mad Man]

It's a moon what do ya want? 2 out of 5

 

[GenMarshall]

Its a Wolf!

 

[Mad Man]

It's a Jill!

 

[civplayah]

Looks like a pack of wolves.

 

[Tani Coyote]

The mighty wolf bites into the Moon like the big chunk of cheese it is. The burp shall surely shatter the world. And so Sonic Unleashed occurred.

Alternatively, a furry colony on the Moon. BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

I wonder how much time per day CivGeneral spends on GMOD...

I would spend all mine on IOT if not for the post limit...

 

[Krill]

The avatar above me is ******ed

 

[civplayah]

A shrimp-like creature masquerading as an eye. Interesting.

 

[Double A]

Definitely NOT a furry colony on the moon.

 

[GenMarshall]

Something I want to do RIGHT NOW. God damn Imperium Offtopicum!

 

[Omega124]

I could never figure out if that's supposed to be Jill from Resident Evil.