Rebel Pub (Customer Single Item Sales)

[Grandmaster]

A BARREL of 5-star?

Dis, are you gonna drink it or use it to torch the barracks in Denver?

 

[disorganizer]

well, thats for my travel for this term. i have to purchase 1 thing each term... for my account not to be closed. so i chose to purchase a barrel each term

but if i find the missionaires, i doubt it will be sufficient...

also dz, if someone talks to the spirits and our highest deities, walks through denver snow with only sandals and a toga on, dont u think he can also swallow a whole barrel of 5* with no problem?
or how do you think i have the deities talk to me? ;-)

 

[Grandmaster]

I wonder....

 

[disorganizer]

but maybe stats for eating and drinking would really be nice they could gain experience by buying drinks. each drink has a experience factor proportional to the price.

lets say the experience increases by the price payed in the pub divided by 100. drinking a barrel of 5*dbj would add 5 drinking experiance

 

[gunning1]

That would be a great idea! We'll have to work on how it works first though. We could have a tourney where whoever drinks the most, wins.

 

[Grandmaster]

Yeah, the last time I checked, such a tourney was called "college".....

I'll stop now.

 

[gunning1]

I'm still yet to experience this thing you call "college"

*hint hint*Great idea for a new buisness */hint hint*

 

[Octavian X]

Dis, you should really go over to Euclidia, another democracy game. Appearently, their entire political system is based on beer.

Then again, eyrei may like it also.

 

[disorganizer]

? whoooah! where is it?

 

[Octavian X]

This was a particularly beer-heavy thread...

http://www.cdgroup.org/forums/tbs/civ3/viewtopic.php?p=12895

BTW, gimmie some water for my journey to Padmativa.

 

[Grandmaster]

@Gunning: Yeah, I know. 2 pub-related things I was thinking of recently, actually. ONce we develop education, someone should found a college (now THAT would boast sales...) and also, once we develop the necessary techs for TV (dunno exactly what that tech would be...) we should write a show about the Pub. Perhaps call it "Cheers?" No, not original enough.....

*sings*
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're sometimes glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our enemies up in flames
You wanna be where ev'ryone drinks DBJ's.
You wanna go where people know,
that all beers are not the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your name

Just an idea.... and they wonder why I dropped out of band class....

 

[gunning1]

Now all I got to do is make up some saxophone music for that and have SaaM make some oboe music for that, and we could have a theme song!

Well, for that I'll give you a free Riot Beer!

Client: gunning1
Order: Riot Beer for Grandmaster
Gold: 10

And here is your water Oct.
Client: Octavian X
Order: Water
Gold: 4

 

[Grandmaster]

Thanks for the drink, Gunning. I'm telling you, when we invent TV, I'll write a script for a pilot episode, and we'll market it to the Fanatikan public. I think we've got a hit!

 

[Shabbaman]

A drinking contest! Brilliant!

Everybody get's nailed at the bar with his tie (I'll try to find a picture of it, it's rather amusing), so that means you can't go to the bathroom (of course, peeing against the counter isn't allowed )
Then, bring on the beer !!!
The barkeep decides on the tempo. You can leave one glass on the counter, but you must finish your drink before the next round of beer comes by. (so, you've got 2 glasses of beer, one in your hand, and one on the counter (or not ))
If you have to glasses of beer before you on the counter, you're out.
If you fall from your bar stool, you're out.
If you vomit, you have to do it in a bucket, or else, you're out.
If you vomit again, you're out.

And, as I mentioned before, if you've got to pee, you're out.

Last man standing wins. It's a king of the barrel contest, if you want.

So, the stats have to consist of (at least) three subskills:

Drinking tempo
Alcohol tolerance
Pee resilience

 

[gunning1]

Ok, no posts in 3 days, maybe we should get stats for this, like in the training deal. We really need to get this started...

 

[GenMarshall]

*Bump*

We can try to organise a tournament. We can have a Keriokie Contest, A Darts Compitition (Uses Archery Skill), We may need to think of something that would use the Horsemanship skill.

 

[gunning1]

We could have the Bar Brawl for Melee. I'm not sure for horsemanship though...

 

[GenMarshall]

Originally posted by gunning1
We could have the Bar Brawl for Melee. I'm not sure for horsemanship though...

Well we dont have the required Tech for a Mechanical Bull, Though The Mech. Bull would use Horsemenship.

 

[McNulty]

Brother Adam, Sister Eve and Brother Joseph enter the Tavern. Everyone is pleased to see the rescued missionaries once again. They go to the counter...

Brother Adam: We have much to celebrate! The next ten drinks ordered will be paid by us.

Sister Eve: We are so grateful to all who risked their lives to rescue us from our terrorist captors. This is only a token of our gratitude.

Brother Adam: I must admit, while I was held, I did think of a cool mug of Riot Beer with a McNulty Whisky chaser. Barman, please give us three Riot Beers, one for each of us. This is not to count to the ten free drinks we are paying for.

 

[GenMarshall]

Three Riot Beers comming up
That would come to a total of 30g

One for Sister Eve, one for Brother Atom, and one for McNulty .

Rest assured that the security around this area will be highten to prevent any more kidnapings.

Adnouncement: McNulty Offers 10 drink of choice