Kinich-Ahau
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Jacoby Merhoose is in his office, examining his monthly reports…
(A buzzer sounds at his desk)
Jacoby Merhoose (speaking into intercom): Yes, who is it?
Intercom: It’s the head scientist at the Bahamas Research Base, here to deliver his report.
Jacoby Merhoose (speaking into intercom): Excellent. Send him in.
(Dr. B. Allistaec enters Jacoby’s office)
Jacoby Merhoose: What news do you bring?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Well, Project Kepler is proceeding on Schedule. The scientists at the Bahamas Base are working nearly around the clock, & morale is very high. Indeed, the project is ahead of schedule; the research phase is about 70% complete. We were only expected to be 45% complete at this time.
Jacoby Merhoose: That is great news! Anything else?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Yes, actually. As I said, morale is high, but that is due mostly to the intense patriotism & love of science shared by all present at the Base. If arrangements could be made for a small amount of creature comforts to be maintained at the base, then morale could be kept at the present level.
Jacoby Merhoose: Say no more. It shall be done immediately. Before you go, care for a drink?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Actually, I should really be heading back to the base.
Jacoby Merhoose: No no, I insist. (speaking into intercom) Dorothy, bring in two drinks.
(Dorothy enters, holding two glasses of champagne. She hands one to Governor Merhoose, & the other to Dr. B. Allistaec)
Jacoby Merhoose: Thank you, Dorothy. So, doctor, what do you think of the expansion into old Mississippi?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Well, sir, I’m not really qualified to offer a professional opinion on matters so far out of my area of expertise…
Jacoby Merhoose: Nonsense, doctor! Everyone has an opinion, & I at the moment, I am interested in yours.
Dr. B. Allistaec: Well, I suppose it’s a good move. Ever since the forests have grown back, the wild animals have returned, & that’s good, I guess. Sir, I really must be going.
Jacoby Merhoose: Ah, fine. Have a good flight back to Bahamas Base. Dorothy, what do you think of our expansion into old Mississippi?
Dorothy: Well, sir, much like the respectable Dr. Allistaec, I don’t possess the qualifications to offer a relevant opinion.
Jacoby Merhoose: Well, offer it anyway.
Dorothy: I am actually of the same mind as Dr. Allistaec, but for different reasons, I suspect. If the area could be set up as a wildlife preserve, & protected, then perhaps large game such as bears & bison will enter the area. And you know how much people are willing to pay to hunt large game…
Jacoby Merhoose: My thoughts exactly! This is why I value you as an assistant.
Intercom: Governor, the Air Force Chief of Staff & the Head of the Department of Labor are here to see you.
Jacoby Merhoose (speaking into intercom): Send up the Chief of Staff. I’ll have Dorothy entertain the Head of Labor while he waits.
Dorothy: I’ll go now, sir.
Jacoby Merhoose: Yes, off you go.
(Jacoby begins rearranging the notes on his desk as he prepares for his meeting with the Chief of Staff)
Expand to the Territories in Blue
20 LPs on Infrastructure
15 LPs on T1 Superweapon
9 LPs on Squadrons
20 LPs on Air Wings
(A buzzer sounds at his desk)
Jacoby Merhoose (speaking into intercom): Yes, who is it?
Intercom: It’s the head scientist at the Bahamas Research Base, here to deliver his report.
Jacoby Merhoose (speaking into intercom): Excellent. Send him in.
(Dr. B. Allistaec enters Jacoby’s office)
Jacoby Merhoose: What news do you bring?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Well, Project Kepler is proceeding on Schedule. The scientists at the Bahamas Base are working nearly around the clock, & morale is very high. Indeed, the project is ahead of schedule; the research phase is about 70% complete. We were only expected to be 45% complete at this time.
Jacoby Merhoose: That is great news! Anything else?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Yes, actually. As I said, morale is high, but that is due mostly to the intense patriotism & love of science shared by all present at the Base. If arrangements could be made for a small amount of creature comforts to be maintained at the base, then morale could be kept at the present level.
Jacoby Merhoose: Say no more. It shall be done immediately. Before you go, care for a drink?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Actually, I should really be heading back to the base.
Jacoby Merhoose: No no, I insist. (speaking into intercom) Dorothy, bring in two drinks.
(Dorothy enters, holding two glasses of champagne. She hands one to Governor Merhoose, & the other to Dr. B. Allistaec)
Jacoby Merhoose: Thank you, Dorothy. So, doctor, what do you think of the expansion into old Mississippi?
Dr. B. Allistaec: Well, sir, I’m not really qualified to offer a professional opinion on matters so far out of my area of expertise…
Jacoby Merhoose: Nonsense, doctor! Everyone has an opinion, & I at the moment, I am interested in yours.
Dr. B. Allistaec: Well, I suppose it’s a good move. Ever since the forests have grown back, the wild animals have returned, & that’s good, I guess. Sir, I really must be going.
Jacoby Merhoose: Ah, fine. Have a good flight back to Bahamas Base. Dorothy, what do you think of our expansion into old Mississippi?
Dorothy: Well, sir, much like the respectable Dr. Allistaec, I don’t possess the qualifications to offer a relevant opinion.
Jacoby Merhoose: Well, offer it anyway.
Dorothy: I am actually of the same mind as Dr. Allistaec, but for different reasons, I suspect. If the area could be set up as a wildlife preserve, & protected, then perhaps large game such as bears & bison will enter the area. And you know how much people are willing to pay to hunt large game…
Jacoby Merhoose: My thoughts exactly! This is why I value you as an assistant.
Intercom: Governor, the Air Force Chief of Staff & the Head of the Department of Labor are here to see you.
Jacoby Merhoose (speaking into intercom): Send up the Chief of Staff. I’ll have Dorothy entertain the Head of Labor while he waits.
Dorothy: I’ll go now, sir.
Jacoby Merhoose: Yes, off you go.
(Jacoby begins rearranging the notes on his desk as he prepares for his meeting with the Chief of Staff)
Expand to the Territories in Blue
20 LPs on Infrastructure
15 LPs on T1 Superweapon
9 LPs on Squadrons
20 LPs on Air Wings
