Revolution IOT

[Mad Man]

I'm going to rape Khitan something fierce!!!!!!!

 

[Sonereal]

I thought I made 32 armies. I had 100 last turn... so shouldn't I have 101 now?

edit: just saw the rest of it. Khitans can go have intercourse with themselves.

I'm going to rape Khitan something fierce!!!!!!!

This was the reaction I totally expected given that it takes so....so long to do 200+ combat rounds.

 

[Mathalamus]

Spain stated that it has signed a white peace with both warring powers. all occupied territories revert to Spain. it was signed just before this turn started.

and, because we dislike those two nations, we will not help them against khitan.

 

[Double A]

They have Israel, FYI.

Also, check the group.

 

[Mathalamus]

so? even if we supported you two, we are down to 23 armies. wouldn't make a difference.

 

[Double A]

You. Have. Economy.

Wars. Not. One. Turn.

 

[Sonereal]

He can only build 11 armies this turn though. You guys kinda raped him with the blockades.

 

[Double A]

There will be a next turn, and a turn after that! And probably a turn after that!

 

[Mathalamus]

i have 23 armies and Khitan has 256. if he does it carefully, Spain would be occupied by next turn, and still have 150+ soldiers to spare.

 

[Double A]

He has literally one navy.

Stop. Being. Defeatist. NOW.

 

[Sonereal]

i have 23 armies and Khitan has 256. if he does it carefully, Spain would be occupied by next turn, and still have 150+ soldiers to spare.

Why are you scared of a naval invasion by a nation that has only one fleet?

 

[Mathalamus]

i was under the impression that navies are not required to invade coastal provinces.

 

[Double A]

Assume.

Ass-u-me.

 

[Mad Man]

He's going to be completely blockaded by the end of this turn.

 

[Sonereal]

i was under the impression that navies are not required to invade coastal provinces.

They're are if the only way for Khitan to launch a naval invasion is through Egyptian/Spanish/Maryland/whatever waters.

 

[Mathalamus]

well since Maryland and Egypt hasn't moved their navy from spanish waters (i think), i am reasonably protected from invasion.

 

[Link]

I demand that the American League adopt democratic reforms. Can't have advanced nuclear arsenals in the hands of crazy dictators .

 

[Turquoiside]

American League of Prosperity

Due to the growing violence because of Khitan, we are announcing a defensive alliance with fellow nuclear powers, Portugal and Greater South Africa. Together, we have 37 atomic weapons and 11 hydrogen bombs. That is enough power to destroy 37% of Khitans Army is one salvo and our stockpiles are growing faster than we believe Khitan's army can expand while being in a state of war in the Middle East. So, if Khitan feels like it can take India the way it's easily walking through the Middle East, be our guest.

Furthermore, if the X Virus spreads into Portuguese South America, the DB Corporation will have to pay for the inconvenience.

There's a new world order and it comes in the name of Fascism.

Signed,

President Fawne Till of the American League of Prosperity
President Andreas Rhoodie of Greater South Africa
King Dom Pedro IV of the Portuguese Empire

Western European Union

Will continue to expand our stockpile of atomic weapons and are growing increasingly nervous of the stability of out Spanish neighbor.

The Great Qaghanate of White and High promises no ill feeling towards this new Fascist alliance. We hope that all our states will be able to cooperate.

To Maryland and Egypt:
Despite your mismanagement of the Holy Land, we still want peace between our nations. However, do not make the mistake of refusing this offer: We have two mighty allies with biological and nuclear weapons at their disposal to match your capabilities and they have already promised their support. Take this peace or our troops land in Egypt.

To the USSR: We are willing to sell you all of Nothern Anatolia you desire. We assume you are still interested?

 

[Sonereal]

I demand that the American League adopt democratic reforms. Can't have advanced nuclear arsenals in the hands of crazy dictators .

American League of Prosperity

....excuse me?

 

[Mathalamus]

I demand that the American League adopt democratic reforms. Can't have advanced nuclear arsenals in the hands of crazy dictators .

here. i have a death certificate created for you and your nation.

you cant reasonably threaten a power that is likely larger than you are and get away with it.