Revolution IOT

[Double A]

Treaty of Istanbul

On the New Order in the Middle East.

1) There shall be peace between Maryland, Egypt, Spain, the Great Qaghanate of White and High, the DB Corporation, and the Soviet Union.

2) All occupied Spanish territories are to be evacuated and returned to Spanish sovereignty.

3) The lands of the the former State of the Holy Land are to be partitioned as shown on the above map.

4) The Soviet Union shall purchase two territories allocated to her by this treaty from the Khitans for 2 XPs and 4 LPs.

Please sign this everyone

You forgot the province you took in Arabia

 

[Tee Kay]

You forgot the province you took in Arabia

Wut?

Are you signing this or not?

 

[Mad Man]

The Empty quarter should go back to Egyptia.

 

[Tee Kay]

The Empty quarter should go back to Egyptia.

If the Khitans agree that's fine.

 

[Double A]

Wut?

Are you signing this or not?

If he gives me back all my provinces, then yeah.

 

[Tee Kay]

If he gives me back all my provinces, then yeah.

The Treaty is the final offer, plus southern Arabia if the Khitans agrees. Are you signing or not.

 

[Double A]

It looks good except for me not getting southern Arabia back.

 

[Tee Kay]

It looks good except for me not getting southern Arabia back.

Good Lenin, it's just one desert province.

Can I give you an XP to spend if the Khitans don't want to give it up? How about that?

 

[Double A]

Actually, I like it because it connects my provinces in the region.

I'm not going to be a dick about it though. I'll give them an XP for it.

 

[Mathalamus]

*mutters something about air travel negating the need for connecting provinces*

 

[NedimNapoleon]

X Virus​

Yugoslav army staff along the border and bombing crews have noticed a new development stage of the virus, yesterday on the 29th of June one was captured by an helicopter and brought to the border for scientific research. The scientists have discovered that the new developed stage is one of the contaminofetus. After the contaminofetus devours enough flesh it goes into hibernation, where it makes itself a nest of rotting flesh. It will stay there for about 10 days and a new stage will emerge, the contaminoadaltus, the being is huge and needs 10 humans a day to feed itself (we didn't use humans but cows, but it is estimated) and it has the strength of 20 gorillas. We have also discovered key weaknesses in there design, now at the border and everywhere else we are checking the ability to read and write, when they infect the human body the symptoms are not visible, but at that stage it can be killed by drinking huge amounts of alcohol, it is advised for everybody to get drunk, so if you can't read or write but you went to school and known how, then your one of them. The discovery that alcohol affects them this way has urged the government to use airplanes and irrigation systems to flood the land with enormous amounts of sljivovica the best Yugoslav alcohol, the alcohol has been tested on the other species and it kills them alot faster.

Cheers from Tito


Image of the contaminoadaltus

Spoiler :

 

[Mathalamus]

wouldn't it look painfully obvious, even from a distance that this thing isn't human?

in any case, i couldn't understand what the heck you were saying...

 

[Link]

I'm a bit confused as well.

 

[Double A]

Egyptian bombers parachute large kegs of beer into the infected areas.

 

[Sonereal]

*mutters something about air travel negating the need for connecting provinces*

You do know know that transporting large volumes of military equipment by air is highly ineffective, no? The Berlin Airlift was the exception, not the rule. Not to mention that Khitans might be a little hesitant about Egyptians flying any military equipment over their territory.

 

[Double A]

Speaking of stuff, does India want to sell me its Arabian province?

 

[Sonereal]

Speaking of stuff, does India want to sell me its Arabian province?

Portugal doesn't like you.....

For realsies.

But they'll sell it for 2 XPs.

 

[Double A]

Fine with me.

 

[Sonereal]

Fine with me.

Awesome. Put in ye ol' claims post.

 

[Double A]

I don't have XP this turn due to war.