Revolution IOT

[Mathalamus]

ok, so, yes we can viciously murder them.

*murders all the contaminofetus held in quarantine in Barcelona*

 

[Sonereal]

ok, so, yes we can viciously murder them.

*murders all the contaminofetus held in quarantine in Barcelona*

It had reached Barcelona? Interesting.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

It only has a built in find a new organism system, as I said it takes control of the brain of the infected (speaking of adult) but when they are outside the organism or still simple worms there brains are bigger

 

[Mathalamus]

It had reached Barcelona? Interesting.

no there was a few isolated cases, like 15, all of whom arrived from south America. since Madrid is still being rebuilt, we had to use Barcelona. their quarantine areas are intact.

all of them was killed anyways.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

It has....now. Though with a 30% spread rate, it looks like only parts of the Pacific and most of South America will be destroyed by the roaming bands of-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?

Haha not the Pacific. No way in hell we're letting those monsters on our ships. All trade to South America has been cut off

 

[Link]

While studying the new creatures, our facility housing the specimen had an outbreak of the virus. An audio recording ids the only evidence recovered as we were forced to destroy the research station.

"Day three of quarantine for the former Drs. Clifton and Hogan. The infection is spreading quickly through Dr. Clifton. Dr. Hogan appears unaffected at this time.
The chest of the corpse has started to expand, like it's taking a deep breath. Something appears to be happening under the surface of the skin. The body is convulsing - a yellowish briny liquid bursts from the mouth accompanied by choking noises. There's a crunching noise as the throat bulges and the jaw collapses. The head is splitting apart... reforming now into what appear to be a proboscis and feelers. The chest splits along the centre now as the flesh stretches and expands outwards; the organs, bone and muscle bend inwards. The internal organs contort and reorganize themselves into an odd structure central to which is a massive bladder. The bladder is filling with a liquid, some of which can be seen spilling from the proboscis. I can only assume the two are connected.

The legs are quivering as the flesh peels away and meshes with the flesh from the chest region. There is a sudden snap halfway through the process as one leg bends backwards. More quivering now and the other leg has snapped at the knee. The changes appear to be slowing now... it starts to sit up, the body is convulsing, the legs flopping. It is trying to take its first step, uneasy as first... but now it is adapting quickly. A half-dozen steps and it seems to be perfectly at home with the new, contorted form.

The spattering on the glass is making observation difficult. It appears that Dr. Hogan's legs are elongating, somehow flaying themselves and now twisting with a mixture of his own internal organs into a single appendage, like some sort of tail. His face is contorted, his jaw clenching and unclenching... several jaw-like appendages are emerging from his ever widening mouth. His mouth no longer appears able to accommodate the change... his head is splitting, seams bursting...

And almost instantly, he is perched on his hands, shifting his weight from one palm to the other. He's pacing, circling the room and... he appears to be watching me! He sees me! No, he's fixated on the ceiling now... Oh God no, he's leaping at the vent! With his powerful tail-like appendage, he's striking at the reinforced covering, trying to get it open! I must warn the others!"

 

[Mathalamus]

five more cases has being discovered in Spain. evidently the ugly things had time to infect others. wow we are slow. they have been wrapped in plastic very tightly (they died soon after from lack of air)), then we burnt it.

Spain is trying to determine if its the last of those things.

for the record, the Spanish citizens and government regarded these things with complete indifference. the people who saw those things weren't scared int he least. they just kept their distance from it.

the Emperor is horribly confused by the indifference,. its as if they expected this kind of weird crap in everyday life...

 

[Double A]

IN THE NAME OF GANDALF, MATH, STOP IT BEFORE SONEREAL ACTUALLY MAKES THEM SPREAD TO SPAIN!

It has....now. Though with a 30% spread rate, it looks like only parts of the Pacific and most of South America will be destroyed by the roaming bands of-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?

So it actually mutated with 1% chance? The hell?

One is enough, no vaccination, ignorance, ones enough

I propose we nuke the hell out of South America.

 

[Mathalamus]

Spain has completed its investigation. we have combed every structure imaginable. there are no more of those things. yet.

the Spanish meat industry is considering making those contaminofetus corpses into slabs of (cooked) meat. for consumption. Scientists are trying to determine of its actually safe to eat.

 

[Sonereal]

It mutated because it seems that some players have taken joy in the fact that there's a disease in South America that makes the Spanish Flu look like the common cold's little sister. I'm a stickler for Roleplaying (I can think of at least three players who are going to get a nice little bonus this year).

Next time a bioweapon is used I'm going to describe the effects of it or let the player make it up (in the PM). This time around, X didn't know what the hell his scientists had whipped up in Gibraltar before fleeing to South America. He just knew that with a little more funding, he would have something to insure independence against Spain one day.

 

[Mathalamus]

for the record, X could just ask. we are willing to set provinces or vassals free. no need to convert Madrid into a living space for contaminofetuses.

or, notice that we did not respond whatsoever to them unilaterally breakign away? they could do that.

 

[Mad Man]

five more cases has being discovered in Spain. evidently the ugly things had time to infect others. wow we are slow. they have been wrapped in plastic very tightly (they died soon after from lack of air)), then we burnt it.

Spain is trying to determine if its the last of those things.

for the record, the Spanish citizens and government regarded these things with complete indifference. the people who saw those things weren't scared int he least. they just kept their distance from it.

the Emperor is horribly confused by the indifference,. its as if they expected this kind of weird crap in everyday life...

 

[Double A]

Spain has completed its investigation. we have combed every structure imaginable. there are no more of those things. yet.

the Spanish meat industry is considering making those contaminofetus corpses into slabs of (cooked) meat. for consumption. Scientists are trying to determine of its actually safe to eat.

May I direct everyone's attention to this?

 

[Sonereal]

for the record, X could just ask. we are willing to set provinces or vassals free. no need to convert Madrid into a living space for contaminofetuses.

or, notice that we did not respond whatsoever to them unilaterally breakign away? they could do that.

Given that a few years ago, you went in under no context and forced them to give up a 1/3 of their nation and then forced them into vassalage to prevent elimination, you may forgive them for being a little more than hesitant to ask. They believed that Spain would simply come back knocking on their door once the Mediterranean War ended.

 

[Mathalamus]

with an army size of 23? i doubt it.

anyways, it turns out that contaminofetus meat is not safe to eat. all corpses are destroyed.

 

[Double A]

*waits for people who ate meat to start eating other people*

And just to be safe, the troops returning from Italy are being quarantined.

 

[Mad Man]

What if you put BBQ sauce on it?

 

[Mathalamus]

you still die of the many many poisons we found in it. we cant be sure though, because no one dared eat it.

 

[Double A]

What about hobos and dogs?

Or hobo dogs?

 

[Mathalamus]

we aren't evil. sending a condemned prisoner to eat it was considered, but rejected as inhumane.