[RFC] Rome: Eternal Empire

[Mr. Sulu]

 

[Jwitti]

OK, I'll cut you a deal: I'm playing a duel-18civs-deity-aggressive ai and I just met

Spoiler :

HIM

so you have until I die

 

[SamSniped]

Hurry up METY!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

There are still 14 hours left of New Year's Day where I live.

 

[Mr. Sulu]

Montezuma is already aggressive so you're gonna get

 

[SamSniped]

@METY- 13 hours 40 minutes where I live

 

[Jwitti]

Actually Monty DIED!!! Hannibal and Saladin dogpiled him..

 

[SamSniped]

Looks like METY has a bit more time

 

[Jwitti]

I died only because civ crashed on me (HUMAN HAT!)
So I'll play on the relatively un-crashable Realism Invictus until I die with the same settings.. a bit longer, but I'm being a little more war-monger-y since I'm letting myself get dragged into wars (HUMAN HAT!)

 

[Jwitti]

OK METY time's up!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

I've still got 9 hours.

 

[MaxWar]

I woke up a 1 pm... so my update day has a late start, but there's still hope!

 

[SamSniped]

I woke up a 1 pm... so my update day has a late start, but there's still hope!

(Ask Dem Tagat about this one. Don't now who he is? Look him up and ask for the story behind this) Sleep[ing in] is for the French and the weak!
Seriously, I went to sleep at 12:15 this morning and woke up at 7 this morning. And I had no coffee

 

[MaxWar]

(Ask Dem Tagat about this one. Don't now who he is? Look him up and ask for the story behind this) Sleep[ing in] is for the French and the weak!
Seriously, I went to sleep at 12:15 this morning and woke up at 7 this morning. And I had no coffee

I usually sleep around 6 hours a night, because I go to bed too late. Then because I had absolutely nothing to do today I did not put the alarm clock and slept 10 hours straight I guess I needed it...

 

[j_mie6]

(Ask Dem Tagat about this one. Don't now who he is? Look him up and ask for the story behind this) Sleep[ing in] is for the French and the weak!
Seriously, I went to sleep at 12:15 this morning and woke up at 7 this morning. And I had no coffee

Thats nothing! I went to sleep at 4 and woke up at 9

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Hello, everybody! Welcome to another update of Rome: Eternal Empire-
*Premier slaps Narrator in the face*
I mean, Rome: Eternal People's Republic. (It's just doesn't have that ring, though...)

Anyway, now that we're out of the Revolution, here's Italy.

Dutch Canada... Oh well, they can have the frozen wastes.

The Ottomans are owning India...

Emperor: Mali converts to Islam... NO ONE CONVERTS UNDER MY-
Premier: Are you forgetting that we are running the glorious civic of Free Religion? We can't do anything about it.
Emperor: Why did I ever let you take my Empire away from me...

Seems the Russians want Portugal a lot...

Well, for some reason, the Indians took Sur...

Premier: The People love ME, not you...
Emperor: *sigh* I miss the old days.
Premier: Narrator, why is he still called "Emperor", anyway?
Narrator: Good point. *snaps fingers*
Ex-Emperor: NOOOOOOOOO! NO ONE TAKES MY TITLE AWAY! *starts to choke Narrator*
Narrator: You need to know who the boss is around here... *snaps fingers again*
Premier's Personal Slave: NOT THAT! NOO!
Premier: Now, that's more like it!
Narrator: Now, what do you say?
Premier's Personal Slave: All praise the Narrator's almighty rule!
Narrator: That's better. *snaps fingers*
Ex-Emperor: Well, my title could be worse..
Premier: Aww, there goes my slave... Then again, I have plenty.

"Roman People?" Really? Rhye's dynamic names aren't the best...

Ex-Emperor: Why, of course! We'd love to go back to-
*Premier slaps Ex-Emperor*
Premier: Sorry, he's not in charge anymore. No.

Great, another Congress...

I didn't know the Arabians were colonizers!

Nope, you can't win that city a SECOND time.

Uh... No. Just no.

I'd like more colonizing, but apparently some countries don't like turning things into colons. How could they not like that?

We're allied and all, but Germany Scandinavia is my only vassal that's actually worth controlling.

Colonizing!
Colonized Citizen: :::: :::, :::::::!
Translation:

Spoiler :

This has been censored by the Communist Party.

Premier: HOW DARE HE SAY THAT TO ME! ARREST HIM!

They could use a second city.

I'll abstain on this one.

And this one.

Let's see... York Factory is the only one that I know the location of and isn't in a crappy spot.

Aww...

My sailors are on vacation in Hawaii for Worship the Premier Day.

Wha... FISSION AND INDUSTRIALISM... *Note to self... Don't attack him... yet...*

First wonder in a while.

Well, looks like Egypt's back. How long ago was it that they were overrun by barbs?

Woah... Now THAT's culture.

Since we can't win any colonies, we'll build our own. :::::!

SINCE WHEN CAN CULTURE GO OVER THE PACIFIC?

And, more colon-ies! I now control the entire US.

I've decided to get Canada before the Dutch get it. The soldiers going to the northern wastes must be tortured... which is why I'm going to give my conquests to France.

Part 2 coming soon!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Well, the Ottomans collapsed. I was looking forward to Nuking them...

At least Babylon is decent-sized now.

Look, France, you can either have an empire in the northern wastes, or not get a city at all.

YES! YES! NUKES! NUKES!

Oh yeah, I have to wait for that to finish. It's going to be a long 20 turns...

Apparently, my archaeologists have discovered that cavemen were also businessmen.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Uranium only goes to countries that I support- and the only one I support is Rome.

Japan is vassaled by Russia?

Anyway, see you next time, on Rome: Eternal Empire! Hey, at least I update once a month, compared to Yoshi's every 2 months, and Sisutil's every 2 years.

 

[thecaesar]

I'd take out Russia, or you'll soon be sitting in their spaceship's exhaust.

 

[MaxWar]

Mail converts to Islam...

OH NOES!! ISLAMIC POSTAL SERVICE!!

Also, nice update! And thank you for participating in...
The new year Update Day!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

What spelling error?