Role Play Challenge: Paranoia!

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Real computer? Man, my mac is my baby. Don't make fun of my baby. >_<
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-6.88, -5.69. Goes with a mac. What colour meat do you eat? Yumm. I eat all colours.

It's not that extreme. I think the barbarian invasion was more, because he barely had any protection.
But there was a reward if he succeeded. And he did. What did you offer?
 
yoink! ... editing ... done

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Gods are having a friendly match in one of their games, but ends up hostile to each other ... all Buddists are warring all Judaists, All Judaists are warring all Hinduists, All hinduists are warring all Buddists


God of war
 

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The god of nature takes pity upon the Ethiopians once again, removing the jungle in which the vile french are hiding. BNut he decides to punish the french even more: no rain falls in their homeland anymore, and plants die.

-I removed the jungle where the french troops are hiding.
-all french forests are removed.
-all french grasslands turn into plains.
-all french plains turn into desserts.
 

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@ apenpaap

Need you to post a save so I can claim it and give Mad his reward for popping the huts.
 
got it... reeeeewards coming your way, Mad.

For successful quest:
+ Optics Tech (You popped compass from one of the huts)

Because You used scouts (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here)
+ 1 harbor in every coastal town

Because the huts only gave you maps (I laughed so hard at that one!)
+ Astronomy Tech

Because I'm a nice god
Changed a Clam to Crab for +1 :health: in all cities, added net
Added nets to various other fish and clam plots
Popped the borders of Matra and added a library


Next Job:
Made 3 pillagers for you and put them in France
Gave you a Galleon to bring them home if you want, but for some $$$ pillage all of Napoleon's lands that you can. Do not use them to attack any cities or units. Only pillage. If you attack with them, you will lose a city.
 

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Spoiler Paulus :
Spread Buddhism to all Ehiopian and Egyptian cities. Since the War God has decided that the Egyptians are at war, give the egyptians five swordsmen with combat I+II.

Give Ethiopia three War Chariot units in the capital, all named Minion of the Arts, and with Combat I-V, Morale, Flanking I-II.

Give Ramesses one of these units in his capital for each wonder he has built.

Give Napoleon three Axeman in his stack, all named Purger of the Arts, with CR I+II and Cover, and a Pikeman named Conqueror of the Arts, with Formation, Drill IV (not I-III) and Sentry.


The Poet looked at the Egyptian Empire. Already, they had done great deeds and gotten allies. The Ethiopians had helped them alot in this. The Poet knew he owed Zara Yaqob a favor for this, but it seemed that all the other gods were already in the process of helping Ethiopia in the war against France. Still, a debt was a debt. The Poet sent three Minions to Yeha to help the Ethiopians in the struggle.

But he knew the French were also hard pressed - the God of Nature had ruined their homelands, and this, they did not deserve, not along with the military situation in Ethiopia. So, in order to keep balance and to aid the french, who, after all, had invented one of the most beautiful languages in the world, he sent his Purgers to aid the French in their offensive, and a Conqueror to lead them and to protect the army from unexpected cavalry ambushes.

To Zara, he brought a message aswell, in a beautiful dream:
"You have helped the Egyptians all you can,
proved yourself as a trustworthy man,
for that you deserve the men I send,
to your enemies flanks to rend,
but beware that I have aided the French,
for the gods many curses to quench,
if you send minions of mine to fight their kin,
I will make sure to punish you for the sin!
 
I found that when I tried to punish the land of aksum I punished the whole empire! So now I help the whole empire (except the land of aksum) and give a special treat to yeha. This is not a quest this is a no strings attached gift to your empire!

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all cities (except aksum) got a free courthouse, if the city had a courthouse it got +1 pop. Yeha also gets a free observatory!
 

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Mad-

when are you planning on playing the next round?

I plan on downloading the latest save sometime after 5 PM on Friday (eastern, US). I think giving the gods 2 days to create havock is enough!
 
Paulus needs to do my edits (there's something like 7 hrs to the time you posted, right?)

31 hours. In NY it's Thursday ~11:30 AM right now. You have time.
 
After aiding the God of Art in his work, the Creator looked down on the world. The people he favored got divine aid to help them overcome the disasters that had followed.

Willem's ambiguous vision on religion led to an angry exodus of believers from Willem's lands. His cities were no longer considered holy; instead, Portugal, France, Maya and America got holy sites. To Byzantium and Ethiopia flocked holy warriors, prepared to destroy the unbelievers.

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Removed all religions from the Netherlands. Byzantium got 5 cataphracts: one of them joined Ethiopia. Gave Justinian further aid with better land.
 

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I am certainly looking foreward to getting home tomorrow night and starting on the next segment! All I can say is

"The Gods Must Be Crazy!"
 
Zara was sitting in his throne, listening to the bothers of his viziers(sp?), when he appeared.

From nowhere, an old man appeared in the hall. "Zara. I am Vulcan, God of the forge." Vulcan continued quickly to prevent Zara from responding. "You have completed two of the tasks I set you upon, and I have rewarded you for them. Across your empire, veins of metal have been discovered, corresponding to what you seem to want to use those cities working them for. Also, I asked a favor from an... ally. While I went around, I spread growth to your empire. Deserts have become plains; plains, grasslands. I wish you well, Zara."

And with that, he was gone.
 

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Waterfalls began to cry as the God of Nature (the old one), stepped unto the hollow palins of the world. The God set itself down upon the beaches of a french port, the name of it, the nature god cared not.

Sitting on this beach,The God of Nature raised its fist into the air signing its chants like the birds of the forest.The water calmed itself, and the waves stopped. Fish under the water swam away from the Port to betterr waters. And with a wave of its fist, the god froze the water that once formed the french harbor, Nature would live on, and until the war ended, ice would calm the ports of the french

for CCrunner
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I want you to fill all the major french harbors with Ice until the french end the war, or the city is conquered by another civ.
 
You know what? There's been a hell of a lot of bias to the human. I need another edit. :king:

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Nerius was furious. In these days since the war began, he had helped the French immensely with their war effort. Yet, curses of the worst kind began to rain down from the heavens. Once fertile land became barren, and ports froze solid in the warmest of weather. The effect on the bustling port of France was devastating - people starved in the street, unable to gain shipments of food from the sea. Plague racked the city, killing the rich and poor alike. The capital was in shambles, death was everywhere. He could no longer contain himself, the people who had been so loyal to him deserved saving.

Grains began to grow in every part of the French continent. The strong stalks burst through floors, destroying entire villages. Yet as the French began to realize the blessing, the suffering they had endured for so long lifted. Corn replaced the fish that had for so long been a staple of the French diet, and starvation became a thing of the past.

Although the French had suffered from the drought and freezing of the oceans, the food had revived their spirits, their will to survive. Their will to make war.

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Changes to make:
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Give two farmed grassland corn to every French city.

What happened to "Thou Shalt Not Be Excessively Nice to Thy Human"? It's kinda hard to lose a war when the lands of the enemy are barren wastelands, and the ports are covered in ice. There have been a couple edits here that are horribly in favor of the human. Please people, don't be that nice, he doesn't need a stack level 9 Praetorians to do his dirty work for him.
 
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What happened to "Thou Shalt Not Be Excessively Nice to Thy Human"? It's kinda hard to lose a war when the lands of the enemy are barren wastelands, and the ports are covered in ice. There have been a couple edits here that are horribly in favor of the human. Please people, don't be that nice, he doesn't need a stack level 9 Praetorians to do his dirty work for him.

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I sorta agree. I think everyone is being too nice. I think it's mainly because last round everyone was too mean. I was nice this round because I felt sorry because I move his palace last round (I laughed so hard when I read his reaction to that) but that doesn't mean everyone should be too nice and basically let him win the game. We shouldn't be too nice nor be too mean, either way wouldn't be fun. A balance is needed.
 
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I sorta agree. I think everyone is being too nice. I think it's mainly because last round everyone was too mean. I was nice this round because I felt sorry because I move his palace last round (I laughed so hard when I read his reaction to that) but that doesn't mean everyone should be too nice and basically let him win the game. We shouldn't be too nice nor be too mean, either way wouldn't be fun. A balance is needed.

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Sounds like it's time to blow something up. :)
 
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