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In the past few years since the formation of the Lega Nord, rumors have circulated about that the Emperor, Valentinianus Flavius Augustus, had fallen ill and that the Senate had been acting in his stead to keep the Empire afloat. No longer! The Emperor has recently made an appearance in public oncemore, dispelling all such myths in one fell swoop. Even so, however, the Lega Nord are still a threat to Italian unification that cannot be ignored...

Action: A diplomatic team has been assembled to begin talks with the Lega Nord, so as to apologise for our previous diplomatic blunders and usher in a new age of peace and prosperity with the Empire. It would truly be a shame however if, during these talks, the Lega Nord were to collapse and break down into feuding city states that we could divide and conquer, wouldn't it?
(Sneak the 1st Spy into the Lega Nord under the guise of a diplomatic team and have them sow dissent and disunity amongst the Lega Nord, attempting to cause them to break down into competing citystates.)
 
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To: Kingston Security Ltd, Nassau Defense Group

Thank you for both your interest in the contract, we-

[looks at a map of Australia]

Um, let me get back to you.

To: Egypt, Greece

I WARNED YOU ABOUT MAGITERRA BRO!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!

Considering that this incident took place in my backyard, we are willing to provide you assistance getting your fleet back to the Mediterranean if you consent. We could even attempt a Saberist ritual known as "Return to Sender" which should get your fleet back to the Med ASAP. The outcome of this ritual is somewhat uncertain, but what is certain in this deeply whacky world?
 
To: Majiterra

Unless Majiterra agrees to an immediate ceasefire of all military and magical operations with Greece and Egypt, I will be forced to take all of the following actions: 1) Boycott the peace conference 2) Recognise Majiterra as illegal occupiers of Crete 3) Expell all Majiterran diplomatic staff 4) Expell all Majiterran citizens unless they apply for refugee status and/or declare their loyalty to Jeanne Alter 5) Recognise the Heretic’s Crusade as the only legitimate government of France and Jeanne Alter as the legitimate leader of France. We would encourage all sensible nations to do the same if Majiterra fails to meet our very basic demands.

I'm a man of my word.
 
The Australians are advised to keep on handling the case of Yuri instead of involving themselves into French Majterran affairs.

Considering we oppose Yuri we would take your attacks against us as a demonstration that Yuri has you under mind control and thus you are a potential threat to the world.

Anyhow we kinda have a... incident we need to... solve first, so we will be able to conduct a proper diplomatic response to the Egyptians and Greeks next session.

If you attempt to hinder us then we remind folks that magic is a most wonderful field which can give awe of creation and destruction.
 
FROM: Greece
TO: NinjaCow64, Prime Minister of the Australian Capital Territory
SUBJECT: Return to Sender
Extraordinary circumstances require extraordinary solutions. As we can envision no expedient alternative, we consent to Australian efforts and absolve Canberra of any liability in the matter.

FROM: Egypt
TO: NinjaCow64, Prime Minister of the Australian Capital Territory
SUBJECT: Return to Sender
Misguided as magical shortcuts have proven to be, we acknowledge that Australian efforts to contain the mad dogs in Paris have demonstrated far more reliable than those of our enemies. You are free to try to relieve the fleet.

FROM: Esther I, Empress and Sovereign of the Realm of Majterre
TO: Greece, Egypt
SUBJECT: REMOVE SOUVLAKI remove souvlaki
you are worst greek. you are the greek idiot you are the helot smell. return to thermopoylae. to our thermopylae cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,greece we will never forgeve you. warlock rascal DUck but duck abshole greek stink helot hellas hellose..greek genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead helot..ahahahahahGREECE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 1798 .egypt we kill the army , egypt return to your precious pyramids....hahahahaha idiot grece and egypt smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SOUVLAKI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. majterre+faxum+khmer+britain=kill greece...you will 1798/ tupac alive in majterre, tupac making album of majterre . fast rap tupac majterre. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tapac... you are ppoor stink greek... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a debtors prison
tupac alive numbr one #1 in majterre ....duck the greece ,..DUCKk abhol helott no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the greek farm aminal with rap magic now we the majtere rule .ape of the zoo presidant chrostis antonopolis dukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and greece wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. majterre greattst countrey


Joint Statement by Greece and Egypt

Alors, c'est la guerre.
 
Unless Majiterra agrees to an immediate ceasefire of all military and magical operations with Greece and Egypt, I will be forced to take all of the following actions: 1) Boycott the peace conference 2) Recognise Majiterra as illegal occupiers of Crete 3) Expell all Majiterran diplomatic staff 4) Expell all Majiterran citizens unless they apply for refugee status and/or declare their loyalty to Jeanne Alter 5) Recognise the Heretic’s Crusade as the only legitimate government of France and Jeanne Alter as the legitimate leader of France. We would encourage all sensible nations to do the same if Majiterra fails to meet our very basic demands.

1) We do what I said in the quoted message.

2) The Saberist Priesthood performs an ancient ritual known as "Return to Sender" on the Greek and Egyptian fleets, returning them to their rightful positions in the Mediterranean.

3) Hey, I'm the only one who is allowed to steal from Father's armoury!

The Saberist Priesthood clocks some overtime by summoning Saber of Red a.k.a Mordred, son of King Arthur. There's no way that Mordred would stand for Nazis stealing their Dad's favourite sword. The Priesthood facilitates Mordred's attempts and bashing Nazis to death by summoning the servant in the U-Boat's cockpit, allowing Mordred to aggressively commandeer the U-Boat (no seriously B-Rank Riding lets you do this its amazing).
 
Psychic Summit

European Federation:

Our commitment to a joint offer still stands, however in light of recent developments in the Mediterranean our maximum contribution is being re-evaluated.

South Sweden:
We will not entertain further discussion until North Sea piracy has been eradicated.

Bulgaria:
Owing to escalating tensions in the Mediterranean, we can no longer offer troop commitments abroad.

Egypt:
Our prior offer still stands provided appropriate transport is made available.

Istanbul:
Regrettably the situation in Crete means we can no longer guarantee troops to a combined mission, as transit through the Mediterranean is no longer safe.


FROM: Adam Hilt
TO: NinjaCow64
SUBJECT: RE: no seriously B-Rank Riding lets you do this its amazing
 
It is clear Australia has decided to no longer fight Yuri.

Rest assured: once the ways for Esther to conduct three actions can be conducted we will, along with our focus on defeating the Mafia and weaboo backed theocrats, we will set forth a move to handle Yuri, for it is knowledge that Yuri cannot control the mind of a animal and druids can summon great amount of animals and if we were to train a high amount of Manx druids who could be summoned just outside the range of Yuri's bases in Antarctica...

But will the wind carry this message or will Chaos continue to hold accord?
 
To: Adam Hilt
 
BRITISH EVENT: With Friends Like These
Having done everything it can to mediate a resolution, London has been thoroughly embarrassed by Majterre's utter disregard for good-faith diplomacy. While nominally allied through the marriage of Harry and Artemis, government advisors point out Britain has no formal foreign policy obligations, and with the prospect of a major war now dangling over the continent, there is considerable public support to cut all ties to the demonstrably dishonourable régime.

Annul the Marriage: Exploiting legal loopholes and circumstantial irregularities in the marriage ceremony, the British government declares Harry and Artemis are not, in fact, properly wedded, terminating the union with immediate effect. While a largely symbolic gesture of neutrality to countries not preoccupied with hereditary matchmaking, Majterre is certain to read this as a major affront and future diplomacy under the Solomon dynasty may never recover. Replace Royal marriage to the House of Solomon with Celebrity Breakup: -5 diplomacy with Majterre.
Garfield in: Royal Rescue: Conversely, Artemis may be your last recourse to turn this ship around: encouraging her to declare her mother incapable and assert her claim to the throne, London effectively backs a coup attempt in the hope she can enforce a saner government. Artemis Solomon will launch a coup attempt at turn's end with a +5 bonus to roll; replace Royal marriage to the House of Solomon with The Huntress' Coup: +3 diplomacy with, -3 casus belli v. Artemis' faction and vice versa, +4 casus belli v. aggression on Artemis, +4 to claim leadership of the rebels if Harry succeeds Artemis; +5% support for Conservatives, +3% support for Imperial Party; Majterre gains +3 casus belli v. Britain. Supporting Artemis will be read as opposing the Heretics' Crusade.
Pax Britannica: While Crete is a lost cause, you may yet be able to leverage enough influence to prevent neighbour countries from inciting a continental war, though they will consider it an enabling of Esther's bellicosity. -5% support for Labour, e350tb loses 10% approval; gain policy Misguided Mediator for 20 turns: +2 diplomacy and -2 casus belli with Majterre, -3 diplomacy with the Volksreich and European Federation; barring severe provocation, neither country will join an offensive war against Majterre for this duration.
Wait and See: It's too early to make a decisive call on foreign policy. No effect.

The Prime Minister has carefully considered the situation. Magical Operation Dragoon is currently occurring, the government of Majterre is... unpredictable and often bellicose and we're not sure it will survive the next few turns. On the other hand, the Heretic's Crusade does give us the heeber jeebers. Hmm...

Ultimately, we're gonna have to Disraeli the matter, I think. Sir Humphrey! Get the legalise out! It's time to bail!

Great Britain annuls the marriage.

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1. Nazis. I hate those guys. Dispatch HMS Fenton and her escorts to cut off the U-Boat while Pearl and any nearby troops attempt a Brave and Decisive Boarding Action!

2. I am ordering the construction of a warp pad in the Orkneys, with the intent of creating a back door route of attack into Yuri's Antarctic territory. It's time to end this ones and for all! (or at least in how ever many turns it takes to build the thing)

3. Steal the A10s with some water clones, use them to bomb enemy armour. No way they'd expect that.
 
Pirates Seize Swedish Ship
Shortly after entering Skagerrak, a Swedish container ship was accosted and boarded by Viking raiders. Transmissions from the vessel suggest there were no fatalities, but the crew and cargo are now firmly under the pirates' control. The reactionary government in Stockholm has issued a confusing denouncement of Köln, claiming the Volksmarine should have intercepted the attackers earlier; Köln has fired back, stating that as the southern Norwegian coast is technically currently classified as international waters, it was Stockholm's responsibility to safeguard its shipping, especially given it had prior knowledge of the pirates' movements. In a subsequent address, the South Swedish government made a cryptic statement that it was investigating measures to guarantee future safe access.

The captured vessel was bound for New Zealand with a large cargo of industrial steel as part of a recently-ratified trade agreement. Our comrades in Norrland-Sápmi who have accused Stockholm of imperial intent have voiced public opposition to the deal, claiming Wellington's diplomatic guarantees will embolden South Swedish bellicosity in the region.

In related news, coastal raids have been reported near Edinburgh and Le Havre, however local authorities state the pirates should be dispatched without undue effort.

1. Dispatch a star destroyer that’s not tied to the engagement against Yuri to set sail to South Sweden to deal with the piracy situation.

From New Zeland:
To: Any avalable Mercenaries
Given that we’re tied up with Yuri at the moment. I’m looking for a quote on contracts to help South Sweden to help with their piracy problem and bolster our ship that would be heading

2. A small construction crew is dispatched to the coast of Antartica to construct a secret constituency base.

I will only say this once: if this game is causing you grief, you are free to remove yourself at any time.
I’ve largely removed myself, silently for a while since getting bad rolls was causing me grief. I’ve more or less kind of returned.

Orders due November 18.
While there’s no close announcement, is it possible to submit mine’s now?
 
It always was an ambitious idea to make it all the way to New Zealand by road thankfully the government of the nation of which we are certainly citizens has provided us with a new possible route. DRIVE TO ATHENS!
Also we will have to write again to the Irish embassy to request a change of gender on our totally legitimate passport.
 
Hey everyone, long time no see.

What with DeviantArt inflicting Eclipse upon the world, I'd hoped to get the next update out last month. Needless to say, that did not come to pass. Just as I was making progress my mouse has gone screwy again, and the master map is becoming so big I might have to move it to the other computer because of how much memory it's soaking up.

But the main issue right now is dA has scrapped Sta.sh Writer. The stats sheets are still accessible, but they literally can't be edited anymore. Hence, the game can't continue until I find an alternative host. N.B. I refuse to use Google.

If you have any recommendations, feel free to share here or in chat. Hell or high water, this game will continue.

It's just a question of when.
 
Hey everyone, long time no see.

What with DeviantArt inflicting Eclipse upon the world, I'd hoped to get the next update out last month. Needless to say, that did not come to pass. Just as I was making progress my mouse has gone screwy again, and the master map is becoming so big I might have to move it to the other computer because of how much memory it's soaking up.

But the main issue right now is dA has scrapped Sta.sh Writer. The stats sheets are still accessible, but they literally can't be edited anymore. Hence, the game can't continue until I find an alternative host. N.B. I refuse to use Google.

If you have any recommendations, feel free to share here or in chat. Hell or high water, this game will continue.

It's just a question of when.

GitHub with markdown files would work pretty well for your situation. GitLab would work the same if you hate Microsoft.
 
Does Pastebin let you edit it after the fact? I could post new sheets for each individual turn, but I try to keep things as tidy as possible.
 
The being known as Mathalamus shall:

1.
Get himself to Cyprus. doesnt matter how. preferably going around crete.
2. try to get himself elected under the slogan of MCGA (Making Cyprus Great Again). he specifically notes that he wants to rebuild the nation from scratch, and do his best to atone for his failures.
 
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