Thorvald of Lym

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MARCH, 2017. The world struggles to rebuild after a cascade of calamities. Between organized crime's assassination of the President of the United States and the Mexican invasion, and NATO's campaign against the radical hoplitejoe's rhinoceros insurgency and the Namibian civil war, the last thing Earth needed was a genocidal conspiracy. But, thanks to the valiant initiative of the "African Group", the diabolical Eternal Kingdom's bloody train was derailed before it could smother the world in murderous tyranny.

But in world war's wake, global politics has been completely upended as once-great nations lie in ruin. With the old order in disarray, power vacuums abound, beckoning to reformers and usurpers alike. That's why
you're here: every crisis heralds opportunity, and in the post-war free-for-all you see a chance to stake out your own maverick path in this brave new dawn.

You've made it out of Dodge; now it's time to




Welcome, one and all, to the sequel that yet simultaneously inspired Roll to Rule by Terran Empress! Inspired by Seon's Roll to Dodge seen in Forum Games, Roll II Rule extrapolates the insanity of my own Ludicrous Edition into the political sphere.

The base rules are so simple, even Byzieboos can understand:

1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.​

Initial success is determined on a score of 1–20, with the final result adjusted by various acquired modifiers. Score breakdown is as follows:

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.​

Under binary conditions, 1-10 fails, 11-20 succeeds.

Note that attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails. Also note that the same action cannot be taken twice in a row. Take heed that your GM is unstable, and may tweak the playing field independent of player actions. Almost anything goes, but be warned that metagaming will anger the D1C3 G0D, who may unleash the wrath of Dr. Hax upon you.

"So what's different from Terra's game?"

Good question! (Although I was withholding the answer for dramatic effect.) Whereas previous R2D spin-offs essentially play like RISK, Roll II Rule remains character-centric: there are no fixed borders, no real win/loss conditions, and no (theoretical) limits on how you choose to play. The biggest change is that players are limited to one action per turn, at least at the outset.

"I'm here from Round 4. What's different from how we played there?"

Nothing really, except now we have tons more pictures! :cool:


"Oh come on, it can't be that simple!

Well if you're gonna insist, here's a quick breakdown of salient features. The basic map operates on four levels: Players, Units, Cities, and Infrastructure.
  • Players are each represented by an in-game avatar who is the de facto leader of the starting faction. KEEP YOURS ALIVE! While you can be ousted from power, or lose your entire country in military conquest, as long as your avatar still exists, you're still in the game. N.B.: You can't have a country without an avatar, but you can play the game without a country. I'll try to match your avatar either to your persona or signup as best I can; I'll also take custom submissions provided they fit the format.
  • Units are all the mobile actors that appear on the map, i.e. non-player characters, vehicles, animals, and so forth. Units can be anything from citizens to political officials to enlisted soldiers, and range in size from individual actors to entire military formations. Each has its own set of statistics, and operates with varying degrees of autonomy. Just because you're from different states doesn't mean you can't interact with foreign actors at a personal level (where applicable); likewise, just because you share nationality doesn't mean they'll necessarily be friendly. As with the player avatar, I'll try to match unit styles to faction aesthetics, and players can submit specific schemes.
  • Cities are the primary economic actors at the political level. Like Units, they have unique statistics, though exactly what will depend on what is demanded by player actions, but can be assumed the main sources for aggregated population, economic and industrial productivity, and siting for permanent structures. Like Units, Cities can range in size from rural hamlets to megalopolises and are semi-autonomous. A faction's starting cities are dispersed according to initial signup, and more can be founded through player initiative.
  • Infrastructure is basically a catch-all for actors not already described. This includes roads and railways, airports and bunkers, and standalone buildings not tied to cities. Once again, possibilities are theoretically unlimited: if you can dream it, you can build it.

"Are there really no other rules?"


Alright, you got me. Here are some further considerations:
  • All orders must be publicly posted in this thread. Format it however you want; just make sure I know what you're trying to do.
  • All players begin with one action per turn. You can, however, expand your actionability either by levelling up your avatar or hiring support staff. Or both. By default, extra actions apply to state administration and equivalent functions—physical actions pertaining to the player avatar (i.e. multiple attacks per turn) will be stated explicitly. In order to reduce the tedium of large commands, you can give groups of units general orders and they will carry them out on their own initiative. N.B.: Do not mistake this for trying to string a series of sub-orders into one action. In the event of multiple/conflicting orders, I'll roll for priority.
  • Don't 'game' orders to invoke stats combos. I want this game to be free-flowing, and nothing torpedoes immersion like a half-paragraph justification of contrived conditions. Anyone that pulls a Dhoomstriker will be punished.
  • Talking is a free action. Diplomacy isn't. Inter-player negotiations can occur anywhere and any time, but actually enacting the treaty requires you to roll for it to take effect on your side. Note that as per All Orders Must Be Public, "secret" alliances are disregarded when calculating NPC behaviour—trying to skirt this may lead to unforeseen consequences.
"Cosmetic" actions (naming units, detailing formation composition, changing the national flag &c.) can be done without a roll. Other than that, everything is at the mercy of RNGesus.

"By reading this post, I have implicitly agreed to the terms of service, including that clause stating they my be changed arbitrarily at any time. How do I join?"

Welcome aboard! Pick a name for your country (if you want one), a national flag (if you use one), and a map colour (preferably soft pastel hues so it won't clash with map icons). Then describe your first action.

...Actually, let me clarify something to make sure there's no confusion.

Your national bio counts as your first action.

IOTers are all helpless egotists at heart, so describe your country (or yourself!) in as much or as little detail as you wish. First update will determine how much your dream matches reality in terms of controlled territory, population, standing military, and et cetera.

Also, don't be surprised if a handful of players start with ludicrous bonuses off the bat—they won in R2D, so they deserve their prizes. ;)

Lastly: Have Fun!

Fun is mandatory. Anyone not having fun may be evicted without notice.
 
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Thank God these scale to the window now




Player list

CountryPlayerCapitalColour
United States of Americachristos200Washington, D.C.████
Cult of MinimalismpoketwoDicetopia████
Australian Capital TerritoryNinjaCow64Canberra████
CivCube Action Hour CongoCivCubeMbuji-Mayi████
West CongoNPCKinshasa████
South CongoNPCKolwezi████
East CongoNPCBukavu████
Azande RebelsNPCNone████
Kingdom of Great Britaine350tbLondon████
Feminist Union of NamibiaOmega124Windhoek████
European FederationSouthernKingMadrid████
World LakesDouble ANone████
Empire of ÀiNuka-samaQingdao████
Republic of ChinaNPCTaibei████
People's Republic of ChinaNPCGuangzhou████[/
Shen Yun Performing ArtsNPCBeijing████
Candidate ManchuriaNPCHarbin████
Greater JoseonNPCSoul████
Platinum HordeNPCUlaanbaatar████
Soviet Far EastNPCYakutsk████
Hoxha's Bunker EmporiumCiv'edBunker Prime████
Volksreich der FrauTerran EmpressBerlin/Köln/München████
Empire of MajterreAiledhooParis████
Faxumite EmpireTani CoyoteDjibouti████
Nuevo Oso República de CaliforniaTolinaSan Francisco████
Kiwi EmpireGenMarshallWellington████
Khmer Effervescent ThalassocracyKaiserElectricSingapore████
Sultanate of IstanbulMathalamusIstanbul████
RationaliaReusBaghdad████
CusterfieldSniiperman456Reykjavík████
Norrland-SápmiGurra09Kiruna████
South SwedenNPCStockholm████
Northern Sámi FederationNPCGuovdageaidnu████
BulgariaNPCSofiya████
GreeceNPCAthínai████
Sgt Pillar's Lonely Meme Club BandJamesCaesarDenver████
EgyptNPCAl-Qahirah—El-Giza████
CanadaNPCOttawa████
IrelandNPCDublin████
MathalamusMathalamusN/A████
City-State of IstanbulNPCIstanbul████
Robert Can'tRobert Can'tN/A████
Helsinki Provisional GovernmentNPCHelsinki████[/
Novus Imperiumvs RomanorumvsDanwarRoma████
Lega NordNPCMilano████
Khanate of the Golden HordeTheGryphonPrinceEski Qirim████
Caribbean FederationJ.K. StockholmeSanto Domingo████
"Socialist" "Republic" of ChavezlandNPCCaracas████
Moscow Military DistrictNPCMoskva████
Republic of CountryRed_SpyCapital████

Militant groups

NamePlayerCapitalRegion(s)Colour
Islamic Jihal'QaISISNPCAr RaqqahMiddle East████
Psi CorpsNPCBernardo O'Higgins—EsperanzaAntarctica, Australia, Pacific Ocean████
Heretics' CrusadeNPCAjaccioCorsica, Mediterranean████
Corporate FaxumNPCAl-Khar?um—Ba?ri—Umm DurmanEast Africa████
Cult of HayekNPCNoneNorthwest China████
VikingsNPCNoneNorth Sea████
HellNPCIráklionCrete████

Corporations

NamePlayerHeadquartersColour
Kingston Security Ltd.NPCKingston████
Nassau Defense GroupNPCNassau████
 
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United States of America


Capital: Washington DC
Government: Federal Presidential Constitutional Republic (Officially), One Party State (Unofficially)
Legislature: Senate (Upper House), House of Representatives (Lower House)
Governing Party: Republican Party
President: Christos Antonopoulos
Vice-President: Mike Pence
Secretary of State: Milo Yiannopoulos
Secretary of the Treasury: Rand Paul
Secretary of Occurings: Ron Paul
White House Chief of Staff: Steve Bannon
Chief of Secret Police: Anakin Skywalker
Presidential Advisor: Nigel Farage
YouTube Minister: PewDiePie
GOP Chairman: Paul Ryan
History:

After the end of the war against the Eternal Kingdom and the restoration of freedom in the US, Eric Trump was elected new President of the US with Mike Pence as Vice-President. He was soon assassinated. After his assassination, chaos ensued as anti-establishment conservatives and the Alt-Right blamed the assassination on mainstream conservatives. A paramilitary force of Trump's supporters, Alt Right supporters and part of the army moved into Washington DC and overthrew the government. The Democratic Party was banned and the Republican Party was purged of mainstream conservatives. Thousands were killed. Christos Antonopoulos, libertarian intellectual, GOP fundraiser and billionaire, was appointed President while Mike Pence remained Vice-President. Milo Yiannopoulos too joined the new government while Steve Bannon was appointed White House Chief of Staff and Rand Paul was made Secretary of Treasury. Ron Paul was appointed to the new office of Department of Occurings, which has replaced the abolished Departments of Labor, Education and Energy. Nigel Farage came from UK and became Presidential Advisor. PewDiePie was appointed YouTube Minister to spread the US government's ideas to the internet while Paul Ryan became GOP's Chairman.

Several states revolted against the new administration and courted the support of Canada and Mexico. The US Army crushed those revolts and made gains against both Canada and Mexico but Alaska, Hawaii and other territories were lost. With order restored, Christos began a political program of tax cuts for the rich, deregulation of the market and deportation of refugees and illegal immigrants and a ban on migration. Although USA is still officially a Republic, all parties aside from the GOP have been banned. A 'Secret Police' has been established and is led by one Anakin Skywalker, who follows an old religion and claims to be a 'Sith' sorcerer. Whether this is true or not, his killing record and ruthlessness are facts no one can deny.

Christos Antonopoulos:



35 years old - He is President of the United States of America. He is son of Alexios Antonopoulos, multibillionaire whose arms industries and tech companies passed to his son after his death. Before entering politics, Christos (who inherited his father's companies at the age of 24) was an actor in action flicks and later a libertarian provocateur in YouTube. At the age of 27 he began fundraising for the GOP and became influential in American politics. His support for Donald Trump and later Eric Trump and the Alt-Right made him popular among those groups and after the assassination of Trump he filled the vacuum left behind.


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CULT OF MINIMALISM
Capital:
DICETOPIA
Goverment:AUTHORITARIAN THEOCRACY
Legislature: THE GREAT CONCLAVE
Governing Party: THE CULT OF MINIMALISM
LEADER: THE PROPHET.
SECOND-IN-COMMAND:
Disciple Hammond
ADVISORY COUNCIL- The Disciple Council.
Color: A dark shade of red please
Claims: Some form of formerly EK territory. Probably A large part of China. Or maybe somewhere in the stans. Not America or africa though.
Flag: A pair of dice, one d6, the other a d20, surrounded by a circle with the words "Alea iacta est". The dice are dark red with black holes, the circle is black except for the words, which are red. The background is dark purple or a more suitable color. (Rec'ing a person with good photoshop skills to make this for me)

History:
After the Fall of the Eternal Kingdom, one would think madness had gotten tired of the world. But then, HE arrived. Only known as either poketwo or THE PROPHET, he came into the world soon after the fall. He then started preaching. He told many that the world was a game, one of dice. That the African Group, source of much of the madness in the world, were the players of this "game". They can do whatever, as long as they could roll dice. He told them that he was a similar being. But he and his divine masters wanted more to join in. He proclaimed that if they payed proper respect to the dice gods, as well as perform holy tasks, they could gain the ability to warp reality like the "PCs". "But, that is not enough!" He too proclaimed, that the dice gods faith is fickle, and the 'PC's' power is not all they could get. He spoke of abilities, like never truly dying. Or even more crazy leeway being allowed. As long as the 'rules' of the game weaken, 'till only the basics remained. "AND THAT, CAN ONLY BE DONE BY MY INTERPRETATION OF THE DICE GODS! THEN A MINIMALISM UTOPIA WILL BE ESTABLISHED! WITH ENOUGH TO LET ALL PEOPLE LIVE GREAT LIVES, BUT NOT HAVE SUCH EASY SUCCESS THAT WOULD BORE TO DEATH MANY OTHERS!" His promises took in the minds of many, and soon, from the land formerly owned by tyrannical madmen, a POWERFUL CULT was established. One that would proclaim to turn the world into a balanced utopia at all costs.

OOC: Haven't found a flag or made my borders yet. Would require some more time to do that.
 
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NinjaCow64

Damage Dealt
Premier Christos: 86
TOTAL: 86

Awards
+2 to initial start
Player avatar inherits basic equipment and stats

Accolades
Once and Future Servant
Through devotion to Altria Pendragon, you found the strength to overcome the Eternal Kingdom's dark legions. Option for player avatar to inherit Anointed Armour OR +2 to national influence.

In the name of Saber (also known as Arthuria, Artoria or Altria; she is a Goddess with many different names and localisations) I will choose to keep the Anointed Armour as that is a blessing from Saber.

Now for my signup...

Australian Capital Territory

Capital: Canberra
Government: Benevolent Dictatorship
Leader: Prime Minister NinjaCow64
Other Parts of the Government: Run by the ACT Legislative Assembly. They're pretty cool dudes and dudettes, for the most part.
Colour: A nice shade of blue similar to the one used on the flag.
Claims: At the very minimum I would like the entirety of the ACT, but if I roll well more land would be appreciated.

Description: Utopian society led by the Benevolent Dictator and Prime Minister NinjaCow64. Memes, freedom, fast internet and good food (especially Burmese Curry Houses) is had by all. Elections are scheduled to be held after NinjaCow64's retirement, death or otherwise being prevented from running the country (which will hopefully not happen for a very long time) and every five years after that. Why would you need elections when NinjaCow64 does such a bloody good job? If elections were to be held they'd use range voting system because that is bae. All people in this glorious city enjoy the four freedoms, although the majority of people living worship the Once and Future King, Saber (including NinjaCow64 of course).

History: Shortly after the collapse of the Eternal Kingdom of New China, New Chinese officials fled the country and attempted to set up puppet regimes across the world. Tony Abbott, the Patron Saint of Sheer Idiocy, couped Turnbull with the assistance of Jehoshua, Patron Saint of Fanatic Catholicism. However, NinjaCow64 and the good Saber-loving people of Canberra would not stand for this. After NinjaCow64 came home from South Africa a war hero, he got involved in the growing Canberra revolutionary movement. The boiling point for the revolution involved the attempted closure of a much beloved Burmese Curry House, resulting in revolutionary forces seizing Parliament and Abbott and Jehoshua fleeing to some Saber-forsaken place. NinjaCow64 was installed as Prime Minister for Life and then the game started.

Bonus - Coat of Arms!

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THE CIVCUBE ACTION HOUR CONGO!

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Capital: Mbuji-Mayi
Government: It's complicated, folks! African history is really complicated! And I left the capital with four or five chunks of disparate, possibly exclusive philosophies, so there's that! OOPS!
Leader: Good golly, it's our cyborg man CivCube! He almost turned evil, but he's got the gumption! What more can you want?
Flag Color: Garish Lame-ish Beige-ish! It's like he found a paper bag or something!
Claims: Jes' that big whole hunk in the middle and we'll go from there!
Technological Level: Did I stutter? Cyborg. Leader. These scientists are lit!
Bonuses: Everything from before? And I start in my favorite dysfunctional capital? HOORAY!

Here, we, go-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh!

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The Kingdom of Great Britain

Capital: London
Government: Parliamentary Democracy
Head of Government: Prime Minister The Right Honourable E350 (Labour Party)
Head of State: King George VII
Opposition Parties: The Conservatives, the Liberals, the Empire Party ("We're relevant damn it!")
Claims: Great Britain and the Falklands
Colour: Green

It is the year 2017. The old British government has collapsed because of the Hard Brexit. Into the vacuum rises a new British parliament. This parliament is led by a qualified politician who rose from obscurity by making wild promises while also defeating Jeremy Corbyn in a duel.

Mr. E350 has caused mild controversy by hiring a collection of mostly non-politicians for his cabinet, many of whom are not actually British citizens, but most people are fine with it. The government is largely Keynesian economically, which has annoyed libertarians and Britain's Marxists - all eight of them. Infrastructure, transport and strategic resources have been nationalised. The PM has taken particular interest in railways. Steam locomotives have been reintroduced, because it is cool.

Also the army has been reformed to have numbered regiments and red coats again because the PM likes Sharpe. Battleships have been constructed, as the Royal Navy having no battle barges is a disgrace. Royal Marines have been issued WWII-era uniforms, as have paratroopers.
 
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the comrade of a country called Namb-air

In southeast Albany born and raised
Alone in my house was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And playing video games all afterschool
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little class war and Thor got scared
He said, "You're movin' with SK and Alied in Namb-Air."

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He gave me the finger and then he gave me my ticket.
I cocked my AK and said, "I might as well kick it."

Coach class, yo, this is bad
Drinking polluted water out of a broken glass.
Is this what the people of Namb-Air living like?
Hmm, this won't be alright.

(But wait I hear their rulers are prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this wildcat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Comrade of Namb-Air)

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like Christos standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I coup'd his ass like lightning, he disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Marx" and it had bulletholes in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Namb-Air."

I pulled up to the village about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my soviet
I was finally there
To lead the people's war as the Comrade of Namb-Air


Feminist Union of Communist-Internationalist Namibia
Claims: The nice, blue color in southwest Africa and northeast America



Name: Feminist Union of Communist-Internationalist Namibia
Capital:: Windhoek
Government Insurrectionist Socialist State
History:

Omega mysteriously awakened one day in Namibia, a southwest African nation which was at the time being run as a banana republic by Christos. Finding a pimped out dress and the mysterious holy sword Falchion, Omega led a popular uprising against Christos, who was forced to leave the country (and would eventually join up with the EKNC). This was the start of the Feminist Union of Communist-Internationalist Namibia, which would grow in influence even further. Omega then started to enact feminist and communist policies, which caused a split in Namibia between the feminists and the so-called "moderate" socialists. This conflict was expasterated by a coup attempt by SK and his sneks, and a British-French invasion to depose Omega.

However, Omega slew SK in personal combat, defeating the coup. Meanwhile, the rise of the EKNC sapped the will of the NATO intervention, who willingly pulled out of Namibia in return for Omega's lasagna (dubbed The Victory Lasagna; a statue of Omega presenting it has been forged in front of the capital building). At this point, Omega went to America, to liberate her homeland from the reigme of Trump. Omega spoke against the reigme in Albany, creating the Bluecapes, a paramilitary force of militant socialists, to liberate the northeast. She became the Legendary Top Gun by somehow jacking a F-14 in the air and shooting down scores of US fighters, and even bombed the White House. The American government was forced to respect the de facto independence of the Northeast, when, suddenly, Omega was forced back into Africa.

She attempted to reach back to America, but crashed in the jungle. Omega was captured by EKNC forces, and was forced to confront the leader of the Somali cell, Ghost Writer. Suddenly forced into Thor's plot that Omega really didn't give a horsehocky about, which caused her to go into a blood rage to kill him so she could return to America and to her actual plot. He was defeated after a fury of sword attacks, and Omega was once again denied her chance to return to America. That is, until she revealed herself to be a female Jesus, and just walked to America.

Omega, wanting R2R to just launch already, secured the northeast again and decided to challenge the only Go4 member not in combat already. This turned out to be a big mistake, as King George was far more powerful than any other boss character to date. Even when she summoned half of the NPCs to her side, they were collectively barely making a dent into him. That is, until Omega fired a spirit bomb at King George, almost killing him in one blow. From there, better rolls absolutely #panzerschrekt'd King George, who went down quicker than Christos for whatever reason. Then my government went into massive debt like in the last three turns because Thor is mean.

Bonuses:

2nd Place
Omega124


Damage Dealt
Ghost Writer: ~69 (killed)
George I: 196 (killed)
TOTAL: 265

Awards
+5 to start in Namibia
OR +4 to start in New York State
Player avatar inherits most equipment and stats

Accolades
Red-Blooded Revolutionary
You took on the Man and won! All military units gain +2 attack. Option to annul national debt OR begin with Bluecape brigades in New York State.
 
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F...U...C...nope not finishing that acronym
 
Reserving my spot now :D
 


Empire of Ài
Empress Kougyoku Ren

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Empress Ren is a beloved pop idol empress who sings hypnotic songs with subliminal messaging of love, obedience, and reasonable taxes to help support a strong state. Propaganda is extensive, with the Empress taking in significant royalties for promoting drinks, movies, and the necessity for a strong military to defend the empire's borders. With control over the media and reinforcement through workplace and school norms, the people talk mostly about the Empress; her music, her fashion, her body, and her white paper about while no one likes taxes, they are needed to support a safety net for those who are more unfortunate and that it's a good thing it's there if they need it. Many admit they are obsessed with Empress Ren, and can be distracted whenever a risque photo of her with a riding crop appears on the net, or if she gives an interview stating the importance of child care to allow women to take part in the economy. Her voice is so hypnotic that even the most powerful heroes will agree to both do her bidding and support her numerous infrastructure projects.

Basketball is the national sport

Borders are Modern China, Mongolia, Taiwan, and Siberia.
 
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Claiming France and the Isle of Man.

Nation: Greater Principality of Lutindor

Will do sign up proper in a bit.
 
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Tentatively claiming Germany and the Surrounding Areas, trying to officially decide what to play as
 
Redone my nation/entry in page #2.
 
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Enver Halil Hoxha's Horseshoe Theory No-longer-as-Nazi Wehraboo Bunker Emporium and Revisionism Wholesaler

History: DAE horseshoe theory and kruppstahl and prefab concrete
Leader: Enver Halil "Actually Jesuhorsehockyler" Hoxha
Ruling Party: The National Socialist Bunker Construction Front
Capital: Tirane/Berlin (De Jure), A bunker (De Facto)
 
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