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Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Thorvald of Lym, Mar 9, 2017.

  1. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    ...traitor!

    You were the one who set the Crusader, because of your stupid obsession with memes!

    I asked help with your mess: now you wish to...

    ...

    Please leave alone...
     
  2. NinjaCow64

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    I will once you publicy agree to a ceasefire with Egypt and Greece for the duration of the conference and publicly stop you attempt to teleport their navies to a freaking desert.
     
  3. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    OOC: I am not in a mood to talk with you...

    Will decide later: will go out, detach. Later I will decide my path as it were.
     
  4. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    A supernatural laughter in the skies above California could be heard.

    Pay it no attention.
     
  5. TheGryphonPrince

    TheGryphonPrince King

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    *notices that Moscow only controls their city proper and not the surroundings*

    Secure the surroundings of Moskva. Time to finish the job of the Great Khan.

    (yes, I do have Thor's blessing for my orders being sent this late)
     
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  6. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    6 (13): Regaining initiative, the bikers swarm the disorganized invaders, pushing them on a retreat back to Sydney. 10th Initiate Battalion loses 12% strength, while the 10th Light Tank Platoon loses 15%.

    7: Bee-lining for the battlefield takes the pilots into Sydney's interception zone!
    ROLL TO DODGE!
    3 (2): Nearly blown out of the sky, the crippled Wing is forced to abort back to Canberra for repairs. 1st Fighter Wing suffers -50% strength, -2 combat from field losses, and is uncommandable this turn as it retreats to base.

    7: Unfortunately the Majterran ritual to literally summon legions from Hell has thrown the cosmic communication channels into a bit of a mess, and da Vinci cannot be safely dispatched.

    13 (11): Selling off the national army into splinter commissions nets the government a sizable lump-sum payout and yourself a diversification to your investment portfolio. Although you were unable to maintain majority share in the new companies, you were able to preserve the status quo under favourable terms. +$375,000 state funds and +$25/turn to personal funds; Kingston and Nassau garrisons organized into Kingston Security Limited and Nassau Defense Group. Further details in the News section.

    17: Thank your lucky stars Calais is in the Volksreich's side of Hauts-de-France! With the Chunnel still operational you make the mainland with time to spare, and are now halfway from Zagreb to Belgrade.

    12: Of course, officially condoning an act of aggression against a neutral state is not in Dublin's interest, but the Department of Transport casually mentions that if you can make it to Athens in the next three turns, there's a flight leaving for Bangkok that could just fit a bit of extra cargo...

    20 (+1 [Know the Mods, Know Thyself] +3 [Crowd favourite] -1 [HYK roll bonus] = 20): THE FOOLS HAVE FALLEN STRAIGHT INTO YOUR TRAP! With all Hayekian forces within AoE, you unleash your trump card: Dice Fall (Everyone Dies)! [81/100] HYK 1st Libertarian Volunteer Platoon has been converted to Cult of Minimalism! [41/100] HYK 3rd Libertarian Volunteer Platoon has been destroyed! 2nd Libertarian Volunteer Platoon loses 25% strength, 4th and 5th Heavy Platoons lose 19% and 22% strength respectively and all three units are Pinned and Panicking; 1st Field Gun Crew loses 14% strength and is Suppressed.

    1 (3): When you play with fire, expect to get burned. When you deal with demons, prepare to be double-crossed. The first wave of infernal legions is barely out of the gate before the Devil Herself takes your disoriented person captive! "Nothing personnel, kid," she sneers, disguising herself as you to seize control of the Cretan garrison!

    2: Lacking any innate magical proficiency of his own, Bellator's only recourse is to transport himself the old fashioned way... and when every compass points north, it can be a little daunting finding one's bearings. Bellator loses 30 hitpoints and 2 mobility from a wearying slog through the Antarctic desert that seems to get him no further from where he started.

    18 (16): In a bold departure from form, rather than parcel out your spellcasters throughout your forces, you'll concentrate them into a dedicated formation to maximize their synergy. 4th Warlock Company begins assembling in Marseille, ETA 3 turns.

    19 (20): Expanding the bureaucracy to fill the shortfall left by the shrinking bureaucracy is just the sort of common-sense thinking needed to cut the red tape and invest in taxpayer services! Mr. Perez argues that the government has merely made the appearance of action without actually doing anything; you counter that having done nothing, you have, in fact, accomplished everything! Trent Curtis gains 5% approval; gain policy Expanding the Shrinking Bureaucracy: +2% net revenue, +3 public sector happiness, +1 Action.

    3 (6): Spotting what look like some veteran U.S. commandos on exercise In the mountains, you press-gang them into a special black ops task group... only to learn they were actors on a shoot for the unnecessary sequel to a garbage 2007 war-"comedy". -$50,000 state funds; Delta Farce assembled in Wellington at 80% strength.

    17 (17): Focusing all power to weapons, the Revengeance blows out another 18% integrity, but at the cost of depleting its shields, which the Boomer squadrons move to exploit.
    ROLL TO DODGE!
    4 (8): Surface-to-air missiles punch out 6% of the hull's integrity.

    18: All ahead full! Deviating course, the fleet makes for the Falklands with all due haste, gaining a +3 bonus to initial contact.

    19 (20): Using her government credentials to bypass the usual motorway gridlock folly, Pearl and Indy reach Snowdonia National Park in record time. The good news is: they don't have to go searching each separate lake for it; someone's already dredged it up! The bad news is: that someone is the Nazis, and they're getting away!
    ROLL TO DODGE!
    6 (12): Catching the guards by surprise, they ambush a Waffen-SS infantry section for 15% damage as Excalibur is loaded onto a long-range U-boat.

    12 (14): Arriving at the base, she finds it effectively unguarded and an A-10 squadron inexplicably grounded. Having managed to infiltrate the perimeter undetected, she gains +1 stealth while on site.

    9: The 4th and 5th Cavalry Divisions take up position on the city outskirts, but the Voronezh and Penza garrisons refuse to deploy.

    Double A loses 1 strength as his muscles atrophy from inactivity.

    Mathalamus suffers 5 damage from exposure to the elements.


    Nachrichten im Marschieren


    Dublin Over Before it Began?




    The eleventh-hour conference intended to prevent Mediterranean tensions from exploding into all-out war has not even taken attendance, yet Greek and Egyptian delegates now threaten to pull out. The governments have blasted Majterre's "blatant and contemptuous double-cross" in breaking the naval blockade by physically displacing the fleets half-way across the world. In a joint statement, Athens and Cairo declared that further negotiations are "demonstrably pointless if Paris cannot even commit to the most basic auspice of a cease-fire." Observers fear formal declarations of war are imminent.

    Chaos and Confusion in the Öst-Mittelmeer
    Concurrent with the abrupt disappearance of the naval blockade, a massive storm of supernatural property materialized above Crete in what appears to be Empress Esther's latest reactionary machination. Reliable contact with the island has been lost and the status of the rogue empire's wrecker dragon remains unclear, however scattered reports suggest a rapid buildup of land forces in Iráklion well in excess of the known garrison. While talk of a proverbial eye of the storm may be too on-the-nose for our readership, the consensus appears to be that the Cretan crisis is entering a new and even more unpredictable phase.

    Esther Solomon has been imprisoned by Louisa Ferre! Esther is immobilized with a -4 penalty to all physical actions, and is restricted to a single Personal Action until the deception is exposed!

    BRITISH EVENT: With Friends Like These
    Having done everything it can to mediate a resolution, London has been thoroughly embarrassed by Majterre's utter disregard for good-faith diplomacy. While nominally allied through the marriage of Harry and Artemis, government advisors point out Britain has no formal foreign policy obligations, and with the prospect of a major war now dangling over the continent, there is considerable public support to cut all ties to the demonstrably dishonourable régime.

    Annul the Marriage: Exploiting legal loopholes and circumstantial irregularities in the marriage ceremony, the British government declares Harry and Artemis are not, in fact, properly wedded, terminating the union with immediate effect. While a largely symbolic gesture of neutrality to countries not preoccupied with hereditary matchmaking, Majterre is certain to read this as a major affront and future diplomacy under the Solomon dynasty may never recover. Replace Royal marriage to the House of Solomon with Celebrity Breakup: -5 diplomacy with Majterre.
    Garfield in: Royal Rescue: Conversely, Artemis may be your last recourse to turn this ship around: encouraging her to declare her mother incapable and assert her claim to the throne, London effectively backs a coup attempt in the hope she can enforce a saner government. Artemis Solomon will launch a coup attempt at turn's end with a +5 bonus to roll; replace Royal marriage to the House of Solomon with The Huntress' Coup: +3 diplomacy with, -3 casus belli v. Artemis' faction and vice versa, +4 casus belli v. aggression on Artemis, +4 to claim leadership of the rebels if Harry succeeds Artemis; +5% support for Conservatives, +3% support for Imperial Party; Majterre gains +3 casus belli v. Britain. Supporting Artemis will be read as opposing the Heretics' Crusade.
    Pax Britannica: While Crete is a lost cause, you may yet be able to leverage enough influence to prevent neighbour countries from inciting a continental war, though they will consider it an enabling of Esther's bellicosity. -5% support for Labour, e350tb loses 10% approval; gain policy Misguided Mediator for 20 turns: +2 diplomacy and -2 casus belli with Majterre, -3 diplomacy with the Volksreich and European Federation; barring severe provocation, neither country will join an offensive war against Majterre for this duration.
    Wait and See: It's too early to make a decisive call on foreign policy. No effect.

    Crusaders Make Landfall
    Defying expectations, Jeanne d'Arc did not dispatch for Crete, but has forced a landing in southern France, apparently exploiting the international backlash against the dragon's failed containment to open a second front. The landing was not without complication, however, as a cascade of navigational errors briefly brought the transports into direct line of fire of Majterran warships, inflicting moderate damage to the expedition before it could disembark. While the main rebel navy has engaged the fleet, the landing craft remain penned and the ground forces have lost substantial logistical equipment; Paris will no doubt seize on the delays to ready itself for war.

    City militias mobilized across Mainland France for -1 economy locally and -6% wealth taxable; Majterre gains +3 combat v. the Heretics' Crusade for the next three turns!

    Tempers Flare in the Reichstag
    Parliament is in chaos after the controversial Magische Rechte Partei forced the countermand of nationwide border drills, claiming the government was acting unlawfully in issuing orders to the armed forces without prior notification to the House. The Minister of Defence dismissed the charge, stating the action was firmly within her discretionary power as a matter of operational secrecy, however Sylvanian politicians claim the exercise was intended as the prelude to a unilateral invasion of Majterre itself. The dispute has touched a national nerve, with critics of the MRP charging the affair is an attempt to undermine the government in the midst of a regional crisis, citing the recent Drakenhof Memo fiasco as proof it is acting in the interests of foreign agents. While there is little love for Paris or the MRP, other parties have seized on the confusion to advance legitimate concerns over the unclear official state policy regarding Majterre.

    Volksreich der Frau gains policy Foreign Policy Debates: -2 statecraft, -4 to starting or joining a war, -1 defence v. foreign influence; Majterre gains +2 combat v. the Volksreich for 5 turns; Linke ↓2%; KSP ↓3%; Spartakus ↑1% FDP ↑1%; CDU ↑1%; MRP ↑2%.

    Pirates Seize Swedish Ship
    Shortly after entering Skagerrak, a Swedish container ship was accosted and boarded by Viking raiders. Transmissions from the vessel suggest there were no fatalities, but the crew and cargo are now firmly under the pirates' control. The reactionary government in Stockholm has issued a confusing denouncement of Köln, claiming the Volksmarine should have intercepted the attackers earlier; Köln has fired back, stating that as the southern Norwegian coast is technically currently classified as international waters, it was Stockholm's responsibility to safeguard its shipping, especially given it had prior knowledge of the pirates' movements. In a subsequent address, the South Swedish government made a cryptic statement that it was investigating measures to guarantee future safe access.

    The captured vessel was bound for New Zealand with a large cargo of industrial steel as part of a recently-ratified trade agreement. Our comrades in Norrland-Sápmi who have accused Stockholm of imperial intent have voiced public opposition to the deal, claiming Wellington's diplomatic guarantees will embolden South Swedish bellicosity in the region.

    In related news, coastal raids have been reported near Edinburgh and Le Havre, however local authorities state the pirates should be dispatched without undue effort.

    Namibian Leader "Sick of Winning"
    Praising the recent victory against the American fascists, Comrade Premier Omega issued a series of tweets in which she questioned whether the Antonopoulos terrorists have any resolve left for the fight, stating "We're winning on all fronts, winning on all theaters, FUCIN's getting sick of winning!", and described President Christos' dereliction of leadership in the midst of the war as "Sad!". While her allies' efforts have not achieved such decisive breakthroughs, the recent arrival of the Volksarmee expedition to the continent and planned Venezuelan intervention in the U.S. southeast will undoubtedly stretch remaining resistance too thin to mount an effective defence. Köln will neither confirm nor deny whether a veteran special forces operative has joined the Namibian garrison in D.C. to finish off the fascists' upper government.

    Feminist Union of Communist–Internationalist Namibia is now an NPC.

    Presidential Subroutines Engaged
    With no conscious input for some time now, President CivCube's cybernetic augmentation has fallen back to automated response protocols in order to preserve a basic standard of governance (as well as physical survival). Critics express grave concern about letting their country be run by an automatic pilot, although others contend it's been on autopilot for a long time. Regardless, this comes at a fortuitous time, as select Australian commandos have arrived in Mbuji-Mayi to assist the Congolese war effort against the treacherous Psi Corps.

    CivCube Action Hour Congo is now an NPC.

    Lab Accidents Rock Baghdad
    The misguided Liberal technocrats have suffered another stumble in their struggle against fascist fundamentalism, with reports of major lab accidents throughout the besieged city. While details have not been forthcoming, there are suggestions the labs were investigating some sort of sonic weapon to rescue the flagging combat operations in the south. While damage was minimal and immediate casualties confined to the prototypes, the sudden and sweeping loss of vital infrastructure will likely stymie the so-called Supreme Brain's scientific pursuits for some time.

    Government Forces Retreat from Khartoum
    Privately-operated media outlets from the plutocratic Faxumite splinter state report that the siege of the Khartoum Triad has lifted, with government forces in retreat to the north and east. Only recently-seized in the empire's Sudanese expansion, the region hosted the largest mechanized garrison, which defected wholesale at the civil war's outbreak. While loyalist forces continue a northward march following the reconquest of Addis Abeba, its progress has been hampered by lack of motorization, and given the flamboyant emperor's uncharacteristic silence on Twitter, observers speculate the coveted supersoldier programme has yet to be safely resumed.

    Militaires sans frontières
    In the latest display of capitalist degeneracy, the plutocratic Caribbean government has sold off portions of its armed forces to private contractors. Two companies in Kingston and Nassau are now offering their mercenary armies for hire worldwide, assuming all responsibility for training and equipment in exchange for regular monetary payment proportionate to the conditions of the mission. Such units cannot be expected to follow direct orders from the hiring country, but will undoubtedly perform steadfastly where pay is high and terms are favourable.


    Notes from the GM

    Those of you that followed the chat shortly before last turn's roll call can guess what I'm about to say. Any competitive setting is going to see friction; IOT is no exception. I've had my fair share of player salt back while running R2D; I can take it in stride.

    I cannot accept players going after each other.

    R2R is a game of strategy, but it is also a game of chance, moreso perhaps than any other game on this forum. Circumstances can change on a dime. Even the best intentions can yield disaster through no fault of the instigator, as we've seen. This is not the sort of game to get worked up over, certainly not to the point of flaming people because the RNG spiralled out of their control.

    I will only say this once: if this game is causing you grief, you are free to remove yourself at any time. As per the OP, fun is mandatory. Anyone not having fun may be evicted without notice.


    With that said, a quick word on Corporations: while unlike J.K. Stockholme's power hiring mercs PMCs is not a free action (at least while they’re NPCs), you can dictate the contract and payment with reasonable expectation of it being carried out as written provided the offer isn't unfeasible. Absent clear end goals, a contract will continue in perpetuity either until you terminate it or you can no longer pay. A company's general performance fluctuates based on its profitability; PMCs with higher Estimated Value will be able to train new troops and replace losses faster than ones struggling to break even, but will also leverage a premium for their services.

    Orders due November 18.
     
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  7. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    Joint Statement by Greece and Egypt

    The partially-recognized state of Majterre has employed terror and intimidation to enforce an illegal occupation of the island of Crete, and in the course thereof, has recklessly and unapologetically endangered the eastern Mediterranean Sea. All attempts to peacefully negotiate a resolution to the crisis by multiple nations have met with obstinacy, denial, and deceit. Numerous times it was given the opportunity to demonstrate its intent, and each time it has displayed utter contempt for international law and the brotherhood of nations. Its recent use of supernatural forces to disrupt military forces of Greece and Egypt in the exercise of their responsibilities to uphold national security is but the latest affront to peace and an inexcusable act of aggression against two sovereign states.

    Majterre will immediately and unilaterally disavow any and all claim to the island of Crete and stand down its armed forces vis-à-vis the Governments of Greece and Egypt. Failure to comply will be regarded as pursuing a formal state of war against Greece and Egypt.
     
  8. Ailedhoo

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    I fo gniruces eht erusne htrofecneh tsum I os ytilaer siht ot htemoc krad eht fo eno eht sa sngier soahc taht tpecca lliw I tub detcepxe I tahw taht etats tonnac I


    Order: the Empress will attempt to pass her magics (and the reigns of the game) onto Artemis, the heir. Consider this a form of mystical abdication from Esther to Artemis.

    It is the desire that Artemis become my second avatar in this game, the heir of magical majesty.
     
  9. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    This will not be possible. You can abdicate as ruler à la Mathalamus, but unless you did something completely diabolical like subsume Artemis' soul, you can't up and switch characters.
     
  10. NinjaCow64

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    To: Kingston Security Ltd, Nassau Defense Group

    Hi, are you okay working with Communists? If so, how much to help our British friends fight Yuri in the Falklands?
     
  11. Ailedhoo

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    Understood.

    New True Order: the Empress will attempt to diplomatically convince Louise Ferre that we both share a common foe: the servant to Law that is Jeanne d'Arc. Let us cease hostility between us and join together against the agents of the evil and oppressive forces of Law. Release the Empress and together the power will be excellence!
     
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  12. J.K. Stockholme

    J.K. Stockholme Right Opposition

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    1. Many have said that data is the new oil. Oil makes a lot of money so let's get some data. Our action this turn will be establishing a new surveillence wing of the national security agency that will attempt systematic collection of data on our country's citizens (phone call meta-data and audio transcripts via speech-to-text AI, email data, search data, use tracking devices on cell phones for location data), as well as citizens in other capitalist countries. Furthermore, Stockholme will gather together the leading technology firm leaders within the Caribbean and outside the Caribbean and use his flashy suit and the potential for profit to convince them to join together into a data sharing operation for the same purpose - huge reams of data will be collected on a combination of government and corporate servers in Santo Domingo. If we are successful I hope that this will give us an edge in espionage and domestic spying, but also give our economy a boost and improve Caribbean-based companies ability to compete abroad via ad micro-targeting and other consumer manipulation.
     
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  13. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    FROM: Kingston Security Limited
    TO: NinjaCow64
    SUBJECT: Business inquiries
    While we appreciate your interest, we are currently outfitted for low-level security and policing duties. Based on a strategic model of perceived risk and minimum technical and personnel requirements, we estimate that such a job would require an upfront payment of $30 million and renewable investment of $400 in order to achieve optimal results without impacting current contracts.

    FROM: Nassau Defense Group
    TO: NinjaCow64
    CC: Kingston Security Limited
    SUBJECT: RE: Business inquiries
    We can offer the same results for a $100 less annuity, plus we can dispatch personnel to Stanley sooner.

    FROM: Kingston Security Limited
    TO: NinjaCow64
    CC: Nassau Defense Group
    SUBJECT: RE: RE: Business inquiries
    However, if you are prepared to accept increased client risk, we can arrange for a smaller contingent for $20 million and $300 recurring.

    FROM: Nassau Defense Group
    TO: NinjaCow64
    CC: Kingston Security Limited
    SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: Business inquiries
    We can match or exceed Kingston's service for $18 million and $250 recurring.

    FROM: Kingston Security Limited
    TO: NinjaCow64
    CC: Nassau Defense Group
    SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: Business inquiries
    It's cutting our own throat, but we can offer a further discount to $10 million and $100 annuity.

    FROM: Nassau Defense Group
    TO: NinjaCow64
    CC: Kingston Security Limited
    SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Business inquiries
    $9,999,999.99 and $99 recurring.

    FROM: Tani I, Emperor of All Faxum, King of the Effeduppage
    TO: [reply_all]
    SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Business inquiries
    Don't mind me, just stealing ideas taking notes...
     
  14. Danwar

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    In the past few years since the formation of the Lega Nord, rumors have circulated about that the Emperor, Valentinianus Flavius Augustus, had fallen ill and that the Senate had been acting in his stead to keep the Empire afloat. No longer! The Emperor has recently made an appearance in public oncemore, dispelling all such myths in one fell swoop. Even so, however, the Lega Nord are still a threat to Italian unification that cannot be ignored...

    Action: A diplomatic team has been assembled to begin talks with the Lega Nord, so as to apologise for our previous diplomatic blunders and usher in a new age of peace and prosperity with the Empire. It would truly be a shame however if, during these talks, the Lega Nord were to collapse and break down into feuding city states that we could divide and conquer, wouldn't it?
    (Sneak the 1st Spy into the Lega Nord under the guise of a diplomatic team and have them sow dissent and disunity amongst the Lega Nord, attempting to cause them to break down into competing citystates.)
     
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    To: Kingston Security Ltd, Nassau Defense Group

    Thank you for both your interest in the contract, we-

    [looks at a map of Australia]

    Um, let me get back to you.

    To: Egypt, Greece

    I WARNED YOU ABOUT MAGITERRA BRO!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!

    Considering that this incident took place in my backyard, we are willing to provide you assistance getting your fleet back to the Mediterranean if you consent. We could even attempt a Saberist ritual known as "Return to Sender" which should get your fleet back to the Med ASAP. The outcome of this ritual is somewhat uncertain, but what is certain in this deeply whacky world?
     
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    I'm a man of my word.
     
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    The Australians are advised to keep on handling the case of Yuri instead of involving themselves into French Majterran affairs.

    Considering we oppose Yuri we would take your attacks against us as a demonstration that Yuri has you under mind control and thus you are a potential threat to the world.

    Anyhow we kinda have a... incident we need to... solve first, so we will be able to conduct a proper diplomatic response to the Egyptians and Greeks next session.

    If you attempt to hinder us then we remind folks that magic is a most wonderful field which can give awe of creation and destruction.
     
  18. Thorvald of Lym

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    FROM: Greece
    TO: NinjaCow64, Prime Minister of the Australian Capital Territory
    SUBJECT: Return to Sender
    Extraordinary circumstances require extraordinary solutions. As we can envision no expedient alternative, we consent to Australian efforts and absolve Canberra of any liability in the matter.

    FROM: Egypt
    TO: NinjaCow64, Prime Minister of the Australian Capital Territory
    SUBJECT: Return to Sender
    Misguided as magical shortcuts have proven to be, we acknowledge that Australian efforts to contain the mad dogs in Paris have demonstrated far more reliable than those of our enemies. You are free to try to relieve the fleet.

    FROM: Esther I, Empress and Sovereign of the Realm of Majterre
    TO: Greece, Egypt
    SUBJECT: REMOVE SOUVLAKI remove souvlaki
    you are worst greek. you are the greek idiot you are the helot smell. return to thermopoylae. to our thermopylae cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,greece we will never forgeve you. warlock rascal DUck but duck abshole greek stink helot hellas hellose..greek genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead helot..ahahahahahGREECE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 1798 .egypt we kill the army , egypt return to your precious pyramids....hahahahaha idiot grece and egypt smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SOUVLAKI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. majterre+faxum+khmer+britain=kill greece...you will 1798/ tupac alive in majterre, tupac making album of majterre . fast rap tupac majterre. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tapac... you are ppoor stink greek... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a debtors prison
    tupac alive numbr one #1 in majterre ....duck the greece ,..DUCKk abhol helott no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the greek farm aminal with rap magic now we the majtere rule .ape of the zoo presidant chrostis antonopolis dukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and greece wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. majterre greattst countrey


    Joint Statement by Greece and Egypt

    Alors, c'est la guerre.
     
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    1) We do what I said in the quoted message.

    2) The Saberist Priesthood performs an ancient ritual known as "Return to Sender" on the Greek and Egyptian fleets, returning them to their rightful positions in the Mediterranean.

    3) Hey, I'm the only one who is allowed to steal from Father's armoury!

    The Saberist Priesthood clocks some overtime by summoning Saber of Red a.k.a Mordred, son of King Arthur. There's no way that Mordred would stand for Nazis stealing their Dad's favourite sword. The Priesthood facilitates Mordred's attempts and bashing Nazis to death by summoning the servant in the U-Boat's cockpit, allowing Mordred to aggressively commandeer the U-Boat (no seriously B-Rank Riding lets you do this its amazing).
     
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  20. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    European Federation:

    Our commitment to a joint offer still stands, however in light of recent developments in the Mediterranean our maximum contribution is being re-evaluated.

    South Sweden:
    We will not entertain further discussion until North Sea piracy has been eradicated.

    Bulgaria:
    Owing to escalating tensions in the Mediterranean, we can no longer offer troop commitments abroad.

    Egypt:
    Our prior offer still stands provided appropriate transport is made available.

    Istanbul:
    Regrettably the situation in Crete means we can no longer guarantee troops to a combined mission, as transit through the Mediterranean is no longer safe.


    FROM: Adam Hilt
    TO: NinjaCow64
    SUBJECT: RE: no seriously B-Rank Riding lets you do this its amazing
     
  21. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    It is clear Australia has decided to no longer fight Yuri.

    Rest assured: once the ways for Esther to conduct three actions can be conducted we will, along with our focus on defeating the Mafia and weaboo backed theocrats, we will set forth a move to handle Yuri, for it is knowledge that Yuri cannot control the mind of a animal and druids can summon great amount of animals and if we were to train a high amount of Manx druids who could be summoned just outside the range of Yuri's bases in Antarctica...

    But will the wind carry this message or will Chaos continue to hold accord?
     

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