Roll To Dodge 3

[Milarqui]

Erm, yikes, hadn't noticed you were dead.

I possess bestrfcplayer, then.

 

[Seon]

I kick bestrfcplayer's frozen self between the legs.

 

[civplayah]

Hmm, I'll possess Seon, then.

 

[Bratmon]

I possess my dead body.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I shoot lazers out of my eyes at Seon.

Two players left!!!

 

[choxorn]

Since I won't have time to do it later, I'll update now.

I attempt to keep both players alive.

5: You heal both players for 2 HP.

TWO TURNS UNTIL BOMB EXPLODES!

Erm, yikes, hadn't noticed you were dead.

I possess bestrfcplayer, then.

3: kill fire prevents you from possessing him by throwing ghost-poop at you.

I kick bestrfcplayer's frozen self between the legs.

4: You miss his groin, but it hit his leg. (-4 HP for bestrfcplayer)

Hmm, I'll possess Seon, then.

3: kill fire throws real poop at you to stop you this time.

I possess my dead body.

6: Congratulations, you have possessed your dead body! It doesn't make it any less dead, though. LMFAO.

I shoot lazers out of my eyes at Seon.

Two players left!!!

1: You fire a laser beam- but, like you, it freezes in time. As you cannot see through the laser beams in front of your eyes, you have become BLIND.

EFFECT ADDED: Blind. -1 to all rolls.

 

[kill fire]

Wow. I actually saved Bestrfcplayer's life.

I continue to keep both players alive.

 

[civplayah]

I make sure that kill fire fails this time.

 

[Bratmon]

I cast true resurrection on myself.

 

[Milarqui]

I possess kill fire's ghost so that he stops keeping the other players alive.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I teleport outta their! (I'll most likely fail, so this is a last-resort).

 

[kill fire]

Why do you wanna stop me?

 

[Seon]

I stab bestrfcplayer in the groin if I still jave my knife.

If not I laser him there.

 

[Milarqui]

Why do you wanna stop me?

So that this game finally ends.

 

[kill fire]

Well my motive is to set off the bomb, so I'm gunna keep them alive until such time.

 

[choxorn]

Alright, here's an update. The game's probably close to ending.

Wow. I actually saved Bestrfcplayer's life.

I continue to keep both players alive.

4: Your ghostly influence is not strong enough to effect them this time.

I make sure that kill fire fails this time.

2: You fail to keep him from failing, but he already failed anyway so your fail doesn't effect his fail of whether or not he failed.

I cast true resurrection on myself.

4: You remain dead.

I possess kill fire's ghost so that he stops keeping the other players alive.

3: You do not possess him, but again, he already failed anyway.

I teleport outta their! (I'll most likely fail, so this is a last-resort).

4: You find yourself still frozen in time. You haven't head great luck, have you?

I stab bestrfcplayer in the groin if I still jave my knife.

If not I laser him there.

4: You knife him, taking away his one remaining HP. Bestrfcplayer is DEAD. He also, mysteriously, remains frozen.

Then, suddenly, a bunch of bats, brownie fairies, and poop appear out of nowhere and kill you. DEAD. But hey, you won, didn't you?

Game over. Seon wins!

 

[Milarqui]

Good. Now, we can start RtD 4: Mall Madness!

 

[Catharsis]

I call shenanigans. Kill fire won Seon's game, choxorn won kill fire's game, and now Seon's just won choxorn's game. These three are obviously in cahoots and they should be not just killed but humiliated in the next game.

Good game all. Who gets the coveted 'Most Unintelligent Player' award?

 

[choxorn]

Well, not being a jerk like kill fire, I wasn't going to give awards for the sole purpose of insulting people, but since you asked for it, you can have the "Most Unintellegent Player" Award.

 

[Milarqui]

Ok, RtD4 is up!