Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
THIS ONLY ANGERS ME FURTHER!!!!!!!!! TRY AGAIN!!!!
also, smallcaps
also, smallcaps
Roll To Dodge 3
- Thread starter choxorn
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Never mind. I would like to kill Bratmon and steal all his stuff.
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3: Still frozen. Your unfrozen head screams a few things that can't get past the autocensor.
3: You grab it and fight over it, but don't manage to yank it out of his hand.
3: Milarqui's arm remains firmly attached to his shoulder.
2: The D1C3 G0D thinks you're lame and shoots lightning at you:
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: The Lightning supercharges you! You can now shoot lightning. Just be warned, bad things may happen.
And while he's at it, the D1C3 G0D is still angry at TheWesley's inactivity, and screams "Y0U B3 ACT1V3 F00! TH15 T1M3 Y0U D13 F0' R3AL!", and attempts to smite him:
ROLL TO DODGE TheWesley!
3: You avoid the massive light beam, but the explosion takes your remaining HP. (-6 HP) DEAD.
2: You try to get someone to ring bells for you, but no bells will ring.
5: You pulleth the pin, counteth to three, and lobeth the Holy Hand Grenade at Catharsis and Milarqui.
ROLL TO DODGE Catharsis:
4: You jump a little out of the way, but have too little HP left to survive the blast. (-5 HP) DEAD.
ROLL TO DODGE Milarqui:
6: You jump far enough away from the blast to not get hurt. Also, you got Catharsis's Shiny Sword!
1: You trip over your own feet and fall on the ground, on top of some spikes that conveniently appeared out of nowhere. (-8 HP), DEAD.
3: Still frozen. Your unfrozen head screams a few things that can't get past the autocensor.
3: You grab it and fight over it, but don't manage to yank it out of his hand.
I pull Milarqui's arm off. Preferably the one he's holding my sword with, if he manages it.
3: Milarqui's arm remains firmly attached to his shoulder.
2: The D1C3 G0D thinks you're lame and shoots lightning at you:
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: The Lightning supercharges you! You can now shoot lightning. Just be warned, bad things may happen.
And while he's at it, the D1C3 G0D is still angry at TheWesley's inactivity, and screams "Y0U B3 ACT1V3 F00! TH15 T1M3 Y0U D13 F0' R3AL!", and attempts to smite him:
ROLL TO DODGE TheWesley!
3: You avoid the massive light beam, but the explosion takes your remaining HP. (-6 HP) DEAD.
2: You try to get someone to ring bells for you, but no bells will ring.
5: You pulleth the pin, counteth to three, and lobeth the Holy Hand Grenade at Catharsis and Milarqui.
ROLL TO DODGE Catharsis:
4: You jump a little out of the way, but have too little HP left to survive the blast. (-5 HP) DEAD.
ROLL TO DODGE Milarqui:
6: You jump far enough away from the blast to not get hurt. Also, you got Catharsis's Shiny Sword!
1: You trip over your own feet and fall on the ground, on top of some spikes that conveniently appeared out of nowhere. (-8 HP), DEAD.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I still try to get free from freken time!
Milarqui
Deity
yay! Shiny Sword!
I kill bestrfcplayer to end his suffering.
I kill bestrfcplayer to end his suffering.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I find a cowbell.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
Not if I finally get unfrozen from time.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Oh poop! I didn't even get to use the reserve 3.
My ghost, deciding to support the only still-living player who didn't attempt to kill me, wears a scarf in bestrfcplayer colours and hoists a banner that says 'GO BESTRFCPLAYER, ALSO, STEALING BRATMON'S ITEMS WAS FUN'.
My ghost, deciding to support the only still-living player who didn't attempt to kill me, wears a scarf in bestrfcplayer colours and hoists a banner that says 'GO BESTRFCPLAYER, ALSO, STEALING BRATMON'S ITEMS WAS FUN'.
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I store the outcome of this roll.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
I see bestrfcplayer, who once tried to save my life, being attacked, and decide to return the favor by shooting Milarqui with lightning.
As a one-day-early Christmas Present, I give you an update!
2: Time laughs at you and says "YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!"
3: You swing your sword and miss a target that can't move.
3: You run into a SNL skit, which needs more cowbell. They kick you back to the game when you try to steal their cowbell. (-6 HP)
3: You try to find a banner, but can't, and you're too lazy to make one, so you just wear the scarf.
4: Enjoy your 4.
4: Actually, Bratmon can enjoy his 8.
5: You shoot lightning in the general direction of Milarqui.
ROLL TO DODGE Milarqui:
4: You avoid the bolt, but are burned by being too close to it. (-5 HP)
2: Time laughs at you and says "YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!"
3: You swing your sword and miss a target that can't move.
3: You run into a SNL skit, which needs more cowbell. They kick you back to the game when you try to steal their cowbell. (-6 HP)
3: You try to find a banner, but can't, and you're too lazy to make one, so you just wear the scarf.
4: Enjoy your 4.
4: Actually, Bratmon can enjoy his 8.
5: You shoot lightning in the general direction of Milarqui.
ROLL TO DODGE Milarqui:
4: You avoid the bolt, but are burned by being too close to it. (-5 HP)
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
Since Milarqui is near me, I punch him in the face.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
You're still frozen in time you know.
Anyway, I try to use electricity to unfreeze bestrfcplayer. By shooting lightining at him. Either way it's gunna be cool.
Anyway, I try to use electricity to unfreeze bestrfcplayer. By shooting lightining at him. Either way it's gunna be cool.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I cast regeneration on my self.
Milarqui
Deity
I put the Shiny sword in between kill fire and bestrfcplayer so that the lightning kill fire is launching will be reflected towards bestrfcplayer's head, thus frying him and, possibly, killing him.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
Well hell, either way I win.
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
Standing orders: If anyone tries to steal my 8, instead of my stated action, I use the 8 to attack the thief.
Immediate orders: Reserve this as well.
Immediate orders: Reserve this as well.
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everybody!
You try to punch him in the face, then remember that your arms are still firmly and completely frozen in time, thus preventing you from moving them to punch Milarqui in the face. Everyone lols, even some of the inanimate objects.
3: The effect of this roll shall be determined by what Milarqui does with his sword.
2: You misremember the spell and cast wrong. This hurts you instead of healing you. (-8 HP)
3: You put the shiny sword into the lightning bolt. Predictably, the sword conducts lightning instead of deflecting it, and you get shocked due to your lack of understanding of the way electricity works. (-6 HP). Oh well, at least bestrfcplayer remained frozen.
2: You have a 2 in reserve, congratulations! In the meantime, bats swarm you:
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: They don't hurt you themselves, but get in your face and make you trip over bestrfcplayer's frozen leg. (-2 HP)
As it is christmas, you find that Santa has left you all a present under the tree that spontaneously appeared in the room! You can all open a present... If you can get to the tree. Shouldn't be too hard.
By the way, did I mention everything trying to kill you between you and the tree?
You try to punch him in the face, then remember that your arms are still firmly and completely frozen in time, thus preventing you from moving them to punch Milarqui in the face. Everyone lols, even some of the inanimate objects.
3: The effect of this roll shall be determined by what Milarqui does with his sword.
2: You misremember the spell and cast wrong. This hurts you instead of healing you. (-8 HP)
3: You put the shiny sword into the lightning bolt. Predictably, the sword conducts lightning instead of deflecting it, and you get shocked due to your lack of understanding of the way electricity works. (-6 HP). Oh well, at least bestrfcplayer remained frozen.
2: You have a 2 in reserve, congratulations! In the meantime, bats swarm you:
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: They don't hurt you themselves, but get in your face and make you trip over bestrfcplayer's frozen leg. (-2 HP)
As it is christmas, you find that Santa has left you all a present under the tree that spontaneously appeared in the room! You can all open a present... If you can get to the tree. Shouldn't be too hard.
By the way, did I mention everything trying to kill you between you and the tree?
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I drain lifeforce from others around me to heal myself. Even from inanimate objects like trees and wooden box.
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