Roll to Dodge 6: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition

[Red_Spy]

I attack Terrance.

 

[Omega124]

I falcon punch Jack the Ripper.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I use my mind control on Jack the Ripper and sic him on Red Spy.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

From the audience, I randomly chuck bombs everywhere

 

[Abaddon]

Update 26

I smash
Droopy with my fist1

16: You have a Mind Sword, and a Gun, yet you choose your fists?

Droopy takes 3hp of pain!

I attack Terrance.

6 (8): You miss.

I falcon punch Jack the Ripper.

14: PAWNCH! Jack loses a futher 2hp

I use my mind control on Jack the Ripper and sic him on Red Spy.

20: Already irritated by Omega, Jack launches himself at Red Spy!
R2D! (18) but Red Spy bats him away dealing Jack a futher two points of pain! Jack the Ripper will continue to attacking Red Spy each turn..

From the audience, I randomly chuck bombs everywhere

3: No, you don't have any bombs, and you don't even have arms to throw them...

 

[Terrance888]

I attach my mind sword as a bayonet to my gun, and smash Omega again!

 

[DroopyTofu]

I use the machine gun I just found to attack Terrance.

 

[Omega124]

I heal myself from all injuries with the power of my mind.

 

[Red_Spy]

I find a knife.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 27

I attach my mind sword as a bayonet to my gun, and smash Omega again!

15: You combine the two, and they are greater than the sum of their parts! However, this does not leave you with time to also attack.

I use the machine gun I just found to attack Terrance.

2: (5) You didn't find anything, and this effort costs you another 1HP

I heal myself from all injuries with the power of my mind.

11: You regain 4HP

I find a knife.

15: You find a sharp knife

Attack Red_Spy

9: He misses.

 

[Terrance888]

I imagine, and make true, a healthier me!

 

[Red_Spy]

I use my knife to attack Omega.

 

[Omega124]

I find a MP40

 

[DroopyTofu]

Because I know the answer (taken from the front page), I use that knowledge to heal myself.

 

[Abaddon]

UPDATE 28​

I imagine, and make true, a healthier me!

10 (13): You regain 3HP

I use my knife to attack Omega.

1 (3): First you grab the knife the wrong way, an then for some reason, plunge it into yourself.. you are bleeding, badly...faster than the regeneration can heal...

I find a MP40

9: A what?

Because I know the answer (taken from the front page), I use that knowledge to heal myself.

13 (16): You regain 8HP

Attacks Red_Spy!

18: He spooks you out of another 4HP!

 

[Terrance888]

I shoot/stab Droopy with my mind gun sword. smashing his HP and the Answer out of him while using my mind to guide my actions!

 

[Red_Spy]

I fix up my bleeding issue.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I run to a nearby, working and already-on tank to gain saftey from Terrance.

 

[Abaddon]

Omega, where are you?

 

[Omega124]

I find a MG42.