Roll to Dodge: Deathmatch

[Red_Spy]

I grab Yoshi's sword and impale him with it.

 

[Verarde]

I find 4 AAs.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I develop the ability to emit this song from my body.


Link to video.

 

[SouthernKing]

I troll everyone to death.

 

[DarthNader]

I learn to teleport.

 

[GamezRule]

I enter the Arena and the awesomeness of that kills everybody.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Is there actually a player list anywhere?

I learn to live inside the pit, building a tent out of steel

 

[Omega124]

I summon Meta-Ridley to slaughter all!

 

[SamSniped]

**** no. Not him. That ******* ******* has killed me WAY too many times.

Part of my orders changed

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

I grab Yoshi's sword and impale him with it.

12: You get the sword, but you miss Yoshi.

I find 4 AAs.

1: You find them, but they malfunction and shoot you in the face. -30 hp

I develop the ability to emit this song from my body.

Link to video.

8: It just won't work...

I troll everyone to death.

1: The trololol guy gets confused and starts trolling you to death. -1 on rolls that require focusing.

I learn to teleport.

10: You just can't do it.

I enter the Arena and the awesomeness of that kills everybody.

11 (10) You find that your "awesomeness" isn't hurting anyone.

Is there actually a player list anywhere?

I learn to live inside the pit, building a tent out of steel

19(17) You learn to fly, getting the same bonus that Redspy has, and successfully make the tent.

I summon Meta-Ridley to slaughter all!

8: He's busy fighting Samus.

 

[JohannaK]

I kick strijder out of his bunker and take it for myself.

 

[SamSniped]

I summon SSgt. Griggs and his M249 SAW from CoD4 to cover me while I heal myself.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I again try to summon an army of rainbow ponies.

 

[Verarde]

I put the batteries into the shield generator.

 

[GamezRule]

I find the bathroom.

 

[Red_Spy]

I finish off an unlucky player.

 

[SouthernKing]

I drop the Moon onto the Arena killing everyone

 

[Omega124]

I drop the Sun in the arena killing everyone!

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I take my steel tent and fly away from the arena

 

[DarthNader]

I become a god.