Roll To Dodge

[hell_hound]

I have a comforting dream in my comatose state

 

[Perfection]

2:You fail at failing.

That means I'm a pirate right?

I search for booty!

 

[rhawn]

2:You forsake the god emperor. And then start weeping and crawl back towards him.

Hmmm, no dice on the fallen inquisitor bid? Weeping, I, a wretched and imperfect mortal beg the god emperor for forgiveness for my moment of weakness.

 

[Dragonson]

I Take my Bow of Fire and Search for the Quiver of Endless Ammo

 

[civplayah]

When can we expect an update?

 

[Seon]

Doing so now

 

[Seon]

As dead, I moan in the inquisitor's heads, turning them into quislings.

Read World War Z to find out!

3: This is Seon, the almighty god of dice and luck. I have seen. I have wondered. I have used the sacred power of Google. I still could not find out what Quisling was. I just leave you for dead anyways.

I continue to dance my way to victory

6: Seriously, WTH. (read below)

Also, I join kill fire's dance party and dance.

4: You start breakdancing. WIth your head on fire, it's actually quite a show.

Oh, and about Kill Fire. He was never on your side.

DEAD.

I kill Seon to death

2: You somehow break the fourth wall and appear in my sister's shower.

....

Yeah.

DEAD. Although a bit more horrible death than anyone else. Yeah. I am counting the one about getting eaten by zombies. Yeah.This is worse. I would know (well I wouldn't. But you get my point).

Dammit! I kick Hell Hound's soul awake so that he wakes up from his comatose state!

you kick him awake. Now he is just asleep.

I treat my wounds with my first aid kit (I am still trapped in the closet right?).

6: That first aid kit was actually a uber charger. You rip the closet door off its damn hinges and burst out of the stomach of the Hydra that ate you.

lolwut.

That hydra's still alive. Damn regeneration. You better watch out for DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH!!!!!

Roll to Dodge
6: You kick the Hydra into the orbit. Along with the potted plant and some brownies just for good measure.

Attack Zombies. For borg kingdom

4: A fierce battle. Borgs and zombies are currently trapped in a stalemate.

I have a comforting dream in my comatose state

1: You get a nightmare when you are jolted back into unconciousness of sleep and is put back to a deep more comforting comatose vegetative state.

Weeping, I, a wretched and imperfect mortal beg the god emperor for forgiveness for my moment of weakness

4: All is forgiven as long as you beat that Chaos Guard regiment.

They are still there ya know.

Roll to Dodge! 5: You dodgeroll out of a way of lasgun fire.

I Take my Bow of Fire and Search for the Quiver of Endless Amm

2: you get attacked by zombies instead.

Roll to Dodgw!
6: Fire beats fire! Fire beats zombies!Fire beats the dark cloaked guy with a sword! Fire beats anything! Oh man.

 

[civplayah]

I summon Bow of Fire, take down zombies.

 

[choxorn]

I possess kill fire.

 

[Perfection]

I un-die.

 

[kill fire]

I use the dead ringer (without breaking my dance might I add) to avoid choxorns possesion and block all incoming attacks.

 

[Milarqui]

DAMN YOU! Wake up from that stupid coma, you *******!

Anyway. I leave Hell Hound's body and possess Kill Fire.

 

[Dragonson]

I Absorb the Element of Fire and become Ulmar, The Scorcher.

 

[kill fire]

I change my action to: use the dead ringer (without breaking my dance) to avoid ALL possesions and block all incoming attacks.

 

[cindle]

I reincarnate as this

 

[hell_hound]

I awake from my comatose with a new toe

 

[rhawn]

I cast Banishment on the Chaos Guard regiment.

 

[choxorn]

I demand update!

 

[Seon]

I summon Bow of Fire, take down zombies.

2: You summon a bow of intoxicants that give +100 health to whatever it hits. And no, you can't hit your own allies.

ROLL TO DODGE FOR ZOMBAHS
2: You hit each of them in the chest. Now they are winning against the borg.

I possess kill fire

4: Insta fail. You did manage to possess a rather civilized zombie hamster rabbit thing though.

I un-die.

5: Granted. Now you are dead but not dead yet. But then god of dice himself looked out the window shaped like fish. And he saw. And he wondered. And then he raised his great hammer and said "W7f j00 Ka'N7 k0mE BaCk F00"

And yes. The great god of dice speaks in l33t. Go figures.

Anyway. I leave Hell Hound's body and possess Kill Fire.

1: You try to escape, but get lost inside Hell Hound's own conciousness. Which does say a good deal about your direction skills (It's just an empty room).

Absorb the Element of Fire and become Ulmar, The Scorcher.

You absorb a flaming brownie fairy holding a flaming pinecorn into yourself

I reincarnate as this

3: You hatch from the egg as a normal EMperor Penguin, but then what seems to be a wooden hammer wielded by a guy who looks a lot like me killed you.

I awake from my comatose with a new toe

3: You fail to wake up. Forever.

I cast Banishment on the Chaos Guard regiment

Shining ray of light comes out of your hammer, blinding the Chaos Guard. Too bad they weren't demons though.

ROLL TO DODGE
6: Wearily you go on, trails of bodies of fallen Chaos Guard behind you.

 

[kill fire]

I'm gunna keep up this dance!