I already posted this in page 3 (a couble of times lol) but now that the server works again, I'll post it to the end of the thread as well to be sure that EQ won't miss this
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The tribal council, led by Shaman Per II, was discussing about strange rumours about incoming barbarian hordes in the Big Hut, in the capital of Petrolinna.
"They say that the eastern barbarians are big, mean and hairy", said Shaman Per, scaring the **** out of everybody.
"What will we do? They are coming to steal our lands, kill our men and rape our women! OH MY GOD! WHAT WILL WE DO?!?" cried someone out loud.
That was when the legendary tribe leader of the northern Viipuri tribe, Iikka Jaakko, stood up and said: "People! Who whines about his misery is his misery's prisoner! One cannot get justice unless one goes get it hismelf! And I have a great battle plan. Believe me, we can win those barbarians if they ever dare to step their ugly, hairy feet on Fennian soil!"
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ORDERS: (and a great battle plan)
Grow army.
If the barbarians reach us the next turn, then use regular units to engage the incoming barbarian hordes into a battle. Then, while they are fighting, surround the barbarians with UUs (Axe-Hakkapelitas) from behind and make a surprise-attack to their back with these great offensive fighters!